Darren John

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Can’t wait for all the amazing content Darren although I fear you’ll portray Thailand with your usual shades of beige presentation. Couldn’t understand why he left the airport lounge before he knew for sure what time his delayed plane was leaving? Just had a similar experience at Gatwick with a four hour delay on a BA flight to St Lucia. I just waited and enjoyed the ambience and Merlot till the gate was announced then claimed my £520 compensation 🙂. Unfortunately I can’t land a plane in my bathroom but there’s ample room for the necessary ablutions, all you need really and our telly’s bigger and as for the view from the room ‘I’ll take that’

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Save you watching Dazza’s vlog, he gets a ride on a moped, someone falls off his bike, Daz has a beer (the usual crap editing with a blank bit and music when he’s talking…). The end.
 
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Save you watching Dazza’s vlog, he gets a ride on a moped, someone falls off his bike, Daz has a beer (the usual crap editing with a blank bit and music when he’s talking…). The end.
DJ is an experienced biker and works in H&S in the building industry. This clown then takes a ride on a motorbike taxi with no head protection because it only cost £2. Apart from the obvious risks there is no way his insurance company would pay out. But hey its worth risking ruing your dream holiday, massive medical and repatriation costs when you save a couple of quid on a taxi.
 
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So our hero slept for 14 hours?

After all that iffy Thai street food he ate he’ll probably waste another 14 hours of his dream holiday on the toilet.
 
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'I'll take it' said the sweaty bobbly (now signature) black t shirt wearing world's worst, most boring travel, food and pointless motorbike trips to Tenerife vlogger when referring in overblown grandiose terms about the frankly dated grubby looking Thai hotel he's staying in ('even the coffee's amazing'). The 5 stars must be the ones you can see through the hole in the roof (badum tish).

Didn't have time to do much sightseeing in Bangkok, too busy stuffing salmonella ridden noodles into his pie hole and sleeping off the effects of a gallon of chang.

Used to enjoy some of his London vlogs but anywhere else he's like a fish out of water, posing as a seasoned traveller when he actually knows sweet FA.

And the pseudo-classical music played to try and enhance the poorly edited visuals just doesn't work, if anything it's comedic.
 
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To be fair I am enjoying his Thailand adventure. I was there a couple of months back anamazing place. The hotels he's stayed are not grubby at all and he won't get salmonella from the food, I ate the food in the markets and from street food vendors and we were never ill once the whole month we were there. You are more likely to get ill eating a McDonald's there so credit where it's due he's doing great for a middle aged vlogger very watchable videos for a change. You might want to go watch Vloggingadeadhorse/ Sean King in Thailand now he is a character to love /hate I am hoping they bump into each other haha
 
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Sean King is a walking car crash! Watch them before YouTube takes them down. Think Thailand with Keith Richards... 😜
 
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I’ll concede it was interesting to see the temples in today’s vlog but Darren? Bit of history perhaps and other salient information? Not just ‘here’s a big temple, here’s a smaller one…’.
 
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I’ll concede it was interesting to see the temples in today’s vlog but Darren? Bit of history perhaps and other salient information? Not just ‘here’s a big temple, here’s a smaller one…’.
Here's Zoe in Yellow bar and here's Foxy Ladyboy bar!!
 
Not living his best life is he? Eating a dry pork dumpling standing up in the rain, a horrible looking noodle dish even he pulled faces at and left. If this is a dream holiday I’ll make do with a weekend in Clacton.

This street food theme is wearing thin, even for him I suspect. Treat yourself to a decent restaurant meal Dazza! (Cheese and ham toasty? Really??).
 
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Not living his best life is he? Eating a dry pork dumpling standing up in the rain, a horrible looking noodle dish even he pulled faces at and left. If this is a dream holiday I’ll make do with a weekend in Clacton.

This street food theme is wearing thin, even for him I suspect. Treat yourself to a decent restaurant meal Dazza! (Cheese and ham toasty? Really??).

My God that looked worse than a night at Lynne Rowlands for dinner. Only a matter of time until he gets food poisoning.
 
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