Darren John

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He's only loosing weight for his Thailand trip, then he can pile it all back on.
bit stamina wont come in wrong with the ladyboys hahah

Some utter loons in his replies telling him fruit isnt healthy & stuff
Of course its healthy in comparison to a full english every morning.
 
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This diet is utter bull and looks very unhealthy imo. Loosing 2 stones in 2 weeks can only be achieved by virtually starving yourself and is not sustainable. I've travelled this road myself. There are no quick fixes for most people apart from gastric band surgery. The vlogs are mind numbingly boring. He'll just pile on the weight when he goes to Thailand and have to start all over again.
 
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Can't sleep at night? Put one of DJ's videos on and you'll out like a light in.....no........time. 😴😴😴

What a boring, deluded bloke he is.
 
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What are all the buttons on his scales for? Probably to tell you you’ve got the BMI of an obese Hippo in dear old Dazza’s case.
 
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He's been having trouble with his eyes due to the diet he's been on. Had to visit a doctor eventually and was told it was because he had no protein or salt in his diet. Who knew?
Then his son came to stay and they went to a festival where he cheated on his diet. And, hey presto, within a few hours of eating his usual rit, his eyesight improved.
What a trumpet this one is.🤣
 
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He's been having trouble with his eyes due to the diet he's been on. Had to visit a doctor eventually and was told it was because he had no protein or salt in his diet. Who knew?
Then his son came to stay and they went to a festival where he cheated on his diet. And, hey presto, within a few hours of eating his usual rit, his eyesight improved.
What a trumpet this one is.🤣
Back to mega fry ups and fish and chips then I guess. drs orders !
 
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Don't know how he can carry on pushing this crackpot diet when (he says) it affects your eyes!

What was this 'professional help' he sought?

Flood gates are open now, next stop 30 stone! Woo hoo!

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I refuse to believe Darren worked so long in the construction industry rooming with a load of blokey blokes for months on end.

The guy is totally devoid of any personality but he is quite up himself and is keen to project that he’s got a few quid in the bank.
Hes health and safety isn't he ? From my construction experience admittedly years ago now those guys were not remotely one of the boys and treated as outsiders and were mostly up themselves w@nkers 🤣
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DJ got the manscaping done for Thailand 😬
 
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Hes health and safety isn't he ? From my construction experience admittedly years ago now those guys were not remotely one of the boys and treated as outsiders and were mostly up themselves w@nkers 🤣
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DJ got the manscaping done for Thailand 😬
he said he was bunking down with gangs of grafters overseas for months on end so god knows.

I TOO AM HERE TO HAVE A CHORTLE THAT DARRENS ANNOUNCED HES “SHAVED HIS BITS” BEFORE THAILAND Haha. Funny
 
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he said he was bunking down with gangs of grafters overseas for months on end so god knows.

I TOO AM HERE TO HAVE A CHORTLE THAT DARRENS ANNOUNCED HES “SHAVED HIS BITS” BEFORE THAILAND Haha. Funny
One way of loosing a bit of weight, I suppose.
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Save the ladyboys getting stubble rash
And no real estate for the crab lice.
 
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Must have been a scary experience for Dazza. The size of him he can't have seen his bits in years. Manscaping with a strimmer and a mirror is not recommended. 😳
 
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