Danielle Lloyd #2

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Like attracts like. She's hardly discerning in her tastes and she's had practically every footballer in the North-East. After CBB, no-one with a credible career would touch her with a bargepole so she was left with the very dregs. He suits her - knuckle dragging, pig thick idiot who gets his kicks from filming himself eating crisps out of his wife's bleep. I think they're a match made in heaven.

A snatch made in heaven

 

[ouroboros]

A snatch made in heaven

Where did she meet him in the first place?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Where did she meet him in the first place?

Crisp aisle in Asda

 

[Yass123]

She met him at the gym, she was doing squats but apparently he told her how to do them correctly

 

[ouroboros]

She met him at the gym, she was doing squats but apparently he told her how to do them correctly

If some guy commented on my squats, I’d tell him to duck right off!

 

[Yass123]

If some guy commented on my squats, I’d tell him to duck right off!

Looool but she’s not fussy… have you seen the state of gint one lazy baztard

 

[Kl111966]

I might have missed this on previous threads but why is he called gint? The name gives me chills makes me think of words like runt, bleep, bint and git and his dry burnt orange skin and chapped looking lips suppose it’s from all the salt n vinegar Pringles

 

[Yass123]

I might have missed this on previous threads but why is he called gint? The name gives me chills makes me think of words like runt, bleep, bint and git and his dry burnt orange skin and chapped looking lips suppose it’s from all the salt n vinegar Pringles

I’m dying to know why he’s calling Gint too

 

[Holograms]

I alway thought she settled for gint as her options had run dry. I mean she was a ex wag who already slept with half of the premier league.
Didnt she also beg rebecca vardy to set her up with someone after her divorce.

 

[rhobh17]

Gints chapped barely there too lip is so rank

 

[BantzMonkey]

Gints chapped barely there too lip is so rank

Probably from eating too many salty crisps

 

[Clarity456]

Probably from eating too many salty crisps

Danielle's own special prawn cocktail flavour

 

[Hootero]

She’s actually changed ethnicity?

 

[Cynical Observer]

She’s actually changed ethnicity?

She uses so many filters on her videos and photos that she looks unrecognisable. The filtered photos that she posts look nothing like her
Her nose and lips are totally out of proportion to the rest of her face and look ridiculous.

 

[splogit]

She’s actually changed ethnicity?

She uses so many filters on insta so that no one recognises her when she’s out in public

 

[Zxx1]

Why would you do that to yourself?

 

[Lorny]

Why would you do that to yourself?

‘our gorgeous girl’ aye ok

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Why would you do that to yourself?

Was this recent, has she had it done again?!?!

 

[Cynical Observer]

Why would you do that to yourself?

She looks dreadful, her lips are ridiculous and the eye lift is terrible.

I thought she said that she wasn’t having anything else done to her face after her Husband complained when she had the eye lift done last year.

She must have body dysmorphia as can’t stop messing about with her face and body (and looks worse with everything she has done). She will definitely need the filters on her Instagram pictures now

 

[Hootero]

This was from a BBC comedy show in the early noughties. The host of the show had plastic surgery done by a Japanese robot and these were the results. Anyone else see the resemblance?