Why not?Maybe they are trimming her beef curtains
Just had a thought, maybe they could use them in her facial reconstruction bleughhhh
She talks like a bleep.
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She talks like a bleep.
A so-called designer vagina is removing anything that makes a woman's vulva look natural to conform to a bullshit porn aesthetic. Breaks my heart that women do this to themselves 
Beef curtainsMaybe they are trimming her beef curtains
Just had a thought, maybe they could use them in her facial reconstruction bleughhhh
.'mick Garvey Benidorm vibe. So bloody funny
She has had at least 6 boob jobs, facelift, designer vagina, botox, filers and look at the state of Westcrack. What has all that plastic surgery achieved? No career, no home and living hand to mouth selling tittle tattle stories to the media and her online sex work and generous pensioner donations.A so-called designer vagina is removing anything that makes a woman's vulva look natural to conform to a bullshit porn aesthetic. Breaks my heart that women do this to themselves
Oh absolutely. I just hate young women feeling the need to mutilate themselves because of people like her. She contributes to the narrative of a certain aesthetic. Hate it.
December 2022
Let's start December with a story about her sex life being non existent despite online sex career (perhaps when they see you unfiltered they run away after they have stopped throwing up?) - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-says-love-life-28630973
Announces plans opening a coffee and organic cake shop (various clips on Instagram) - no news stories - son wants her to invest the money donated by a dementia ridden pensioner.
Prances around dressed as Britney Spears (photographic filters) - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/9855597/danniella-westbrook-channels-britney-spears/
Battles flue as tucks into KFC - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...stbrook-flu-battle-after-suffering-blackouts/
Asks fans what's wrong with her - https://uk.news.yahoo.com/eastenders-star-urged-see-doctor-123807273.html
Ambulance selfie 'septics' and strep-A - https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/new...s-danniella-westbrook-supported-shes-25710597
Hours from cardiac arrest - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-thanks-medics-after-28701088
Shares health update - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/bbc-eastenders-sam-mitchell-star-25724706
Teases rekindled romance with jailbird ex - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/danniella-westbrook-teases-shes-rekindled-28703786
Incredible glam makover (photographic filters) after health scare - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...westbrook-glam-makeover-panto-hospital-visit/
Poses in a pink suit with very awkward looking friend (more photographic filters) - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/bbc-eastenders-star-daniella-westbrook-25726338
Throwback snap - Fans gush over lookalike daughter - https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/danniella-westbrook-fans-gush-over-25759878
Shines in panto performance - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/...stbrook-shines-pantomime-performance-28718371
"Welcome to my World" as she steps into paparazzi... - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/danniella-westbrook-sinderfella-dress-pink-25738838
Fucks off abroad ("Oh yes she did" - "Oh no she didn't") - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-quits-uk-moves-28760189
Various posts on social media from Portugal, including one on a film set (photo a year old from a film she wasn't part of).
Then hops on a plane flies back to Britain and spends Christmas with Big Amy in Liverpool.
And this is December. Usual garbage - throwback snaps story, promotion of online sex business, jailbird boyfriend story, glam makeover (filtered) story, career change (not happening), Panto acting comeback (a night in the back room of a pub), quits UK and then comes back.
She never helped the homeless or spent Christmas with her Farther or had the operation in Turkey or fucked off for good to Portugal.
What will Westcrack the cyclopsed nostril bring to us in 2023...
Let's start December with a story about her sex life being non existent despite online sex career (perhaps when they see you unfiltered they run away after they have stopped throwing up?) - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-says-love-life-28630973
Announces plans opening a coffee and organic cake shop (various clips on Instagram) - no news stories - son wants her to invest the money donated by a dementia ridden pensioner.
Prances around dressed as Britney Spears (photographic filters) - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/9855597/danniella-westbrook-channels-britney-spears/
Battles flue as tucks into KFC - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...stbrook-flu-battle-after-suffering-blackouts/
Asks fans what's wrong with her - https://uk.news.yahoo.com/eastenders-star-urged-see-doctor-123807273.html
Ambulance selfie 'septics' and strep-A - https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/new...s-danniella-westbrook-supported-shes-25710597
Hours from cardiac arrest - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-thanks-medics-after-28701088
Shares health update - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/bbc-eastenders-sam-mitchell-star-25724706
Teases rekindled romance with jailbird ex - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/danniella-westbrook-teases-shes-rekindled-28703786
Incredible glam makover (photographic filters) after health scare - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...westbrook-glam-makeover-panto-hospital-visit/
Poses in a pink suit with very awkward looking friend (more photographic filters) - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/bbc-eastenders-star-daniella-westbrook-25726338
Throwback snap - Fans gush over lookalike daughter - https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/danniella-westbrook-fans-gush-over-25759878
Shines in panto performance - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/...stbrook-shines-pantomime-performance-28718371
"Welcome to my World" as she steps into paparazzi... - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/danniella-westbrook-sinderfella-dress-pink-25738838
Fucks off abroad ("Oh yes she did" - "Oh no she didn't") - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-quits-uk-moves-28760189
Various posts on social media from Portugal, including one on a film set (photo a year old from a film she wasn't part of).
Then hops on a plane flies back to Britain and spends Christmas with Big Amy in Liverpool.
And this is December. Usual garbage - throwback snaps story, promotion of online sex business, jailbird boyfriend story, glam makeover (filtered) story, career change (not happening), Panto acting comeback (a night in the back room of a pub), quits UK and then comes back.
She never helped the homeless or spent Christmas with her Farther or had the operation in Turkey or fucked off for good to Portugal.
What will Westcrack the cyclopsed nostril bring to us in 2023...
I just added her to my Deadpool for the year. I don’t know how I envision it happening. But it seems like this could be her year.
1. Bludgeoned by a disgruntled punter
2. Shot by a disgruntled scouse dealer
3. Septic spreading to her brain via her blowhole.
4. O. D (most likely cause).
5. Flu.
6. Strangled by one of those crims in jail she claims to be doing.
7. Nose drops off and bleeds to death.
8. On the butchers slab (turkey surgery).
9. Deadly infection from various injection sites on body.
All are equally likely lol!
Trips over one of her own lies, rolls down hill at full speed, takes off from edge of cliff, lands on migrant boat, last seen heading to Albania as terrified occupants try desparately to escape her and figure best option is to head AWAY from UK.
Just re-read this article -
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-out-icu-looking-25337294
"Danniella is currently being treated by a cancer palliative team to discuss her surgical options that will prevent the mucus from her infection from spreading to her brain again but expressed that Danniella's cancer had not returned and her hospitalisation was not down to a relapse."
The mysterious spokesman said they were discussing surgical options from the infection spreading to her brain AGAIN.
So are we to believe that a few years ago the toxic snot infected her brain?
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-out-icu-looking-25337294
"Danniella is currently being treated by a cancer palliative team to discuss her surgical options that will prevent the mucus from her infection from spreading to her brain again but expressed that Danniella's cancer had not returned and her hospitalisation was not down to a relapse."
The mysterious spokesman said they were discussing surgical options from the infection spreading to her brain AGAIN.
So are we to believe that a few years ago the toxic snot infected her brain?
She will outlive us all. Same tit different day
Kai put up a story saying 2022 had been a nightmare.
While Westcrack put up a story saying she couldn’t wish for a better son.
That poor boys life has been well and truly fucked up by that skank since the day he was born.
While Westcrack put up a story saying she couldn’t wish for a better son.
That poor boys life has been well and truly fucked up by that skank since the day he was born.
Wtf a palliative cancer specialist sees her when she doesn't even have cancer???? No wonder the NHS is going under.
I think we can take what she says with a pinch of salt. She will say whatever it takes to flog a story and keep her in the media.
2023 will be interesting.
1) We have the Police investigation into the pensioner and his missing £80,000.
2) Westcrack was supposed to have her first reconstruction surgery in Turkey last week and another in the coming weeks for her big acting comeback in February. This is the fifth year of pending surgeries - so far nothing has happened apart from fillers, botox and photographic filters.
3) Her book that will spill the beans on her time in Eastenders. Still no sign of it being published.
4) Her agent is supposedly in talks for a £ half a million deal for Westcrack to front her own TV series on her life and struggles against drugs.
5) The coffee and organic cake shop - will this join the ever growing list of career changes, acting comebacks, new jobs etc that never happened?
6) Will she kill her dog?
7) The mysterious jailbird on-off-romance boyfriend. Will he ever be released? Does he want to be released when that is lurking out there wanting sex?
Or will 2023 be another round of tittle tattle tabloid / z-list celeb website stories the same as we have seen in 2022? No surgery, no acting comeback, no boyfriend, no morals, no relevance?
1) We have the Police investigation into the pensioner and his missing £80,000.
2) Westcrack was supposed to have her first reconstruction surgery in Turkey last week and another in the coming weeks for her big acting comeback in February. This is the fifth year of pending surgeries - so far nothing has happened apart from fillers, botox and photographic filters.
3) Her book that will spill the beans on her time in Eastenders. Still no sign of it being published.
4) Her agent is supposedly in talks for a £ half a million deal for Westcrack to front her own TV series on her life and struggles against drugs.
5) The coffee and organic cake shop - will this join the ever growing list of career changes, acting comebacks, new jobs etc that never happened?
6) Will she kill her dog?
7) The mysterious jailbird on-off-romance boyfriend. Will he ever be released? Does he want to be released when that is lurking out there wanting sex?
Or will 2023 be another round of tittle tattle tabloid / z-list celeb website stories the same as we have seen in 2022? No surgery, no acting comeback, no boyfriend, no morals, no relevance?
How on earth will she find the time for this cruise?
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Imagine scrimping and saving and treating yourself to a holiday after 2 years of lock down and you are stuck on a ship with Westcrack!
Either financed by a generous dementia ridden pensioner or it's never going to happen.
At the beginning of 2022 the first story of the year was showing her fans her lovely little cottage - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-danniella-westbrooks-cosy-cottage-25859014 - forgetting to tell people this was a rented property,
At the beginning of 2023 she shows her 'fans' her holiday plans for 2023.
Doesn't she have any other pics of herself and her Dad? She always posts the same one 
Like duck she did or she would have posted a recent photo!! More lies.Doesn't she have any other pics of herself and her Dad? She always posts the same one
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