Daniella Westbrook #4 The dramas of an ex-EastEnder, who lost her septum after a bender

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You too my darling Blue.❤Who is the Beechyguy Blue?🤔
Beechy Colclough, Celebrity therapist to the stars in the early 2000's. Got struck off for having sex/harassing his clients. Dissapeared in a puff of smoke but has now resurfaced as Johnny Depps therapist! This world is mad and beyond my comprehension!
 
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I'm gone for 12 hours and Polo face Crack bleep:-

1) Wants to adopt 2 bull dogs - she killed the last one!
2) Is back on OnlyFans - pay her cash and she will show you her... WHY would anyone want to part with their hard earned cash to see her naked??? The internet is awash with porn that you can view for free. I can't for the life of me understand why someone wants to see photos and videos that have been so heavily filtered they represent a completely different person.
3) Going to Northern Ireland to be pampered - we all know whats going to happen next - a newspaper story of her glamorous makeover but it's a lie as she will use a photographic filter to completely change her face.
4) Going to Paris next week - has some kind pensioner donated her some cash? Or has she had a payout from all the stories she got published before Christmas?
5) And she issues a rare throwback photo of her and her kids that gets published in The Sun - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21020490/danniella-westbrook-unrecognisable-kids-vegas/

Give her some cash and she will pull down those knickers just for you....
Sorry to be pedantic bit she is going to North an Ireland wherever the hell that is in Ireland 🤣🤣
As for the Ritz that's given me a proper belly laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for all your hard work in the timeliness of her fiction /drama- its a great reminder of all her lies and BS
 
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I can't seem to find the JK Show to upload but remember it. Does anybody remember watching this in 2001, and she was pregnant. She looked very ill here and absolutely fucked!!!

I remember watching this episode and they were giving away a Television in a competition or something and she asked could she have one!
 
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On her Twitter.
Even using probably multiple filters her nose still looks like it may slide off 😂 And the comments saying how 'beautiful' haha
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On her Twitter.
Even using probably multiple filters her nose still looks like it may slide off 😂 And the comments saying how 'beautiful' haha
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That is a photo from July 2022. She has a habit of publishing old previously used photos as if they are new.

I think those who comment about her saying how wonderful she is are high level trolls because no sane person would say that.

 
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We should send her to Ukraine to mediate with the Russians.

'work' what work? Working with your agent on what story to flog to the press next? Using the filters so the punters on OnlyFans don't throw up their breakfast if they saw your real face? You have done a single nights work starring in a panto in the back room of a pub - your only work in the past 6 years.
 
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wake up, check my nose is still all there, light a fag, check my onlyfans seeing if anyone wants to see ma fanny, message my agent to see what I have to pretend to do and then get up and do a wee bump
Yep sums it up Glortard.🤣You forgot to add a quick sniff as well.🤣
 
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I follow this daft memes page which is all drug-related and look who liked this one…
 
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This is LITERALLY NO-ONE'S morning routine, and certainly not Daniella's! It's bullshit influencers that pretend this and they're chatting out of their airbrushed arses.

We can all well imagine what her morning routine is. Sorry, I mean late afternoon routine.
 
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Morning routine?

Wake up about 4pm in a punter's bed. Usually have to check they are still alive as inevitably old and drunk.

Pour a large vodka and snort a few lines.
Wank off punter if still alive (sometimes even if not)
If asleep, steal his wallet
Log onto the gram and post a lot of 'inspirational' illiterate bollocks
Have another line
Go to local pub and blag free drinks
Go clubbing with some randoms and score some free blow.
Head home with another punter
Rinse and repeat.
 
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Back to doing fake cringeworthy set up pap shoots, for a few measly quid ... what happened to new life in sunny Portugal, her buzzzyyyy buzzzyyyy work schedule .... and her plans to stay at the very exclusive ` Paris Ritz ` ... blahhh blahhhh SNIFF SNIFF blahhhh!! :rolleyes: .... how fuckin embarrassing, and she claims to be clean, those misshapen tits and wrinkled granny legs 😣 ... revolting, low life smack rat! she looks more horrendous than ever 🤢🤮🤮
 
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Back to doing fake cringeworthy set up pap shoots, for a few measly quid ... what happened to new life in sunny Portugal, and her plans to stay at the very exclusive ` Paris Ritz ` :rolleyes: .... how fuckin embarrassing, and she claims to be clean ... revolting, low life smack rat! she looks more horrendous than ever 🤢🤮🤮
Jeez, that's both hideous & fugly!
They've surely trolling the hag?
 
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Back to doing fake cringeworthy set up pap shoots, for a few measly quid ... what happened to new life in sunny Portugal, and her plans to stay at the very exclusive ` Paris Ritz ` :rolleyes: .... how fuckin embarrassing, and she claims to be clean ... revolting, low life smack rat! she looks more horrendous than ever 🤢🤮🤮
bleeping Hell,🤮is the scum taking the piss?im sure they are,bleeping tits hanging out,she looks coked up to the bleeping gods.I thought she was going to north en Ireland🤣🤣
 
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