Daniella Westbrook #12 Mullers the name, fruit corners the game

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Big thankyou to @JustCallMe Mum for the thread title

Welcome to the best thread on Tattle!

Taking us through to Polo's 50th! We have plenty of revelry planned. But in the meantime anyone fancy doing a recap?
 
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Oh My....

This has made my evening.

Thank you @JustCallMeMum for the thread title. Hopefully this thread will be as entertaining as the previous.

Have a great weekend fellow contributers. ♥

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Was just thinking,last time she was all over the top about her son Kai was when he was owed money by Chad,he was going to Thailand (I think) to sort it out.No news did we get on that and nothing really about Kai since.👀Obviously fell out with him again as per usual.
 
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Since her defence of Russell Brand in mid September the tabloids have collectively ignored her. Not a single column inch.
Slimy took her to New York where she appeared to spend most of her time either alone in a hotel room or wandering alone blending in amongst the homeless crack addicts.
She hinted about good news on the surgery front although nothing more has been said (she has 200 of the Worlds top surgeons waiting to give their services for free).
No surprise she has fallen out with her son and daughter yet again.
She was meant to fly to Ibiza for a 'photoshoot' where she would model some of her many bikinis before unleashing her scarred lopsided breast on the poor folk enjoying their holidays - this never happened despite trying to tap her children for cash and sucking up to Wayne Linneker. No tit pics = no tabloid cash.
The much anticipated third tell all book got a mention yet again - this time it will be ready by Mid 2024 - she just needs someone to ghost write it for her and try to put her lies and fabrications into some sort of coherent order - an impossible task - the book if it ever emerges needs to be placed in the fiction section.
She has been frantically trying to associate herself with plastic gangster Dave Courtney who decided to copy Polo and give himself a hole in the head but with fatal consequences. Much to Polo's annoyance the tabloids completely ignored her desperate attempts to gain publicity from someones death.
The make believe romance with convicted drug dealer David Kelly of Bootle is off (for the fourth time). He was supposed to be out in September but September came and went and they were supposed to be going away together for her 50th and getting married. As we all knew this was nothing but a fabrication to milk cash from the tabloids. She has mentioned in the space of a week she was single three times yet the media have completely ignored and failed to report this.
Polo is now offering a massive 66% discount to the lucky punters on OnlyGrams to see her stirring her fruit corner. For a mere fiver you can see her fingering her hole and playing with her surgically ruined breasts with their strange skyward pointing nipples. She will surely starve to death if she is relying on dirty old perverts to make her enough cash to live on.
The NASA grade filters are back again with a vengeance with ridiculously edited pictures that look nothing like her
Being a cry bully she has been stirring up her deluded followers to harass anybody who dates not gush compliments on her NASA grade filtered photos.
Being homeless and jobless she finds her self sharing a bed with Big Any;s pre-pubescent son whom she photographs asleep while simultaneously advertising her OnlyGrams page. Nothing unusual here a grown woman sharing a bed with someone else's son! Amy what the hell are you doing allowing this to happen - Social Services would raise serious safeguarding issues here.
As the year draws to a close all of Polo's claimed work has failed to materialise - no film in Ireland, no 2 series Netflix show, no one woman Westend show - apart from a brief appearance on GB News for a few minutes she has had no work at all. Since 2016 she worked a day at a teeth whitening clinic but was sacked after leaving bloody tissues everywhere, claimed to be a 'madam' at a strip club and did an evening as the fairy Godmother in a panto in the back room of a pub.
As she approaches 50 she revealed where she would be staying for 3 nights - the same place Skanky recently stayed at - yet within 24 hours backtracked and claimed she would be spending it all alone with no celebrations.
At 50 she is homeless, no job or career, fingering her fruit corner for perverts for cash (66% discount), her children aren't talking to her, she hasn't even got a bed to call her own and the tabloids are ignoring her and her entire possessions appear to be a suitcase of fake designer bikinis.

Polo is living her best life.
 
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Wonder what the duck next with old Westcrackhead.More fingering of her fruit corner,she may even do a weird thing thing of fingering her narcotic snout.🤣🤮for Only Grans.👀
 
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This is where she speaks about her SA and other issues, in case anyone hasn’t seen it:

 
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Is nobody going to wish her a happy birthday :ROFLMAO:🥳
Well I guess it’s lucky she’s turning 50 in the UK.🤷‍♀️🥴
Ol face crater wouldn’t have made it this far here in the southern us.
Her drug of choice (or rather what she can afford these days) is heavily mixed with fentanyl here.

Feel sorry for her kids.
Nothing like an abusive parent with an untreated personality disorder…neglects you 364 days of the year but their birthday is a right royal holiday and you best not forget it!!

Edit to add-
Narcan here is usually administered VIA nasal spray.
Take that/make a joke of that as you will.
PS- I’m aware I have a Concorde ticket to hell.
 
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Has Big Amy declared Polo living with her to the Benefits people?

She should lose her Council Tax 25% single persons discount for being the only adult in the property.

Big Amy should also lose £85.73 per month from her Universal Credit for having a non dependant adult living with her.

Social Services also need to intervene as there are serious safeguarding issues as Big Amy is allowing a 50 year old woman to share the bed with her pre-pubescent son who takes photos of him asleep in said bed and posts the pictures on social media while also advertising her online sex work at the same time.
 
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