"hit them with a plot twist whenever you like!" given the total lack of context behind this caption, is this Danae hinting that her and "the Italian" are getting divorced...?L
What in the name of sweet potato cheesits is she talking about"hit them with a plot twist whenever you like!" given the total lack of context behind this caption, is this Danae hinting that her and "the Italian" are getting divorced...?L
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She doesn’t want people thinking the Italian didn’t go on vacation with her and the baby.What in the name of sweet potato cheesits is she talking about
Is that all? I thought it was something like baby number 2 is on it's way/the Italian loves to be dressed by me in wacky shirts/I've got 3 secret nannies I never talk about/I'm going to change my content completely. The plot is still very much a dull one it seemsShe doesn’t want people thinking the Italian didn’t go on vacation with her and the baby.
I think she’s referring to the fact that he seemingly came out of nowhere and they were met and married within like 18 months or whatever it was (and moving to Italy)Is that all? I thought it was something like baby number 2 is on it's way/the Italian loves to be dressed by me in wacky shirts/I've got 3 secret nannies I never talk about/I'm going to change my content completely. The plot is still very much a dull one it seems
Ah I see. So the honeymoon period. Come back to us in 3 years Danae lets see if it's still shiny and rose tinted thenI think she’s referring to the fact that he seemingly came out of nowhere and they were met and married within like 18 months or whatever it was (and moving to Italy)
"i had the miracle baby girl i had always dreamed of, and planned to use my fairytale dream of motherhood to create content and boost my career as an influneza but then....plot twist!...my husband stepped in totally unexpectedly, put his foot down, and demanded i protect our daughter's privacy and stop exploiting her on social media!"Is that all? I thought it was something like baby number 2 is on it's way/the Italian loves to be dressed by me in wacky shirts/I've got 3 secret nannies I never talk about/I'm going to change my content completely. The plot is still very much a dull one it seems
That’s the nanny with the Italians head photoshopped on, you can’t convince me it’s not"hit them with a plot twist whenever you like!" given the total lack of context behind this caption, is this Danae hinting that her and "the Italian" are getting divorced...?L
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PLOT TWIST: there IS no Italian. Never has been. He’s AI generated. It’s been the nanny ever since Aurora was born, and before that, a 51 year old gigolo who offered to knock up Danae.That’s the nanny with the Italians head photoshopped on, you can’t convince me it’s not
yet posed as though the photo is a candid snap taken by whoever she is eating lunch with - presumably hoping her followers assume it's the Italian, when in actuality, she's sitting alone taking yet another photo that has been entirely set up for the sake of content. even that bowl of pasta is likely just a prop!
Tragic or what. I would feel so self conscious that I'm sitting there all alone with my pasta for one taking selfies for randoms on the internet.
the utter irony of her sharing endless insta vs reality photos, and supposedly highlighting the potentially damaging impact of all the filtered/edited/posed selfies shared in social media, whilst simultaneously always using filters - except in the photos where she is actively trying to draw attention to her perceived "flaws" and plot twist was even outwardly against the idea of the introduction of a law in France which would mean influencers had to share when they use a filter, on the basis that SHE likes using filters, when nobody was suggesting that filters be taken away, so just Danae subtly announcing that she regularly uses filters on images she shares of herself, despite claiming they are rEaLiStiC! so much for protecting her daughter from all the negative talk about her body etc when she is actively fighting for influencers and brands to be able to use edited images under the pretence that they are totally natural, unfiltered photos!And she’s using filters to the point that her skin has no texture