Dan Wheeler #21 Wheelie Bin & the Temple of Turnips

[IfTheCapFits]

Happy Monday! now 243

 

[Coconutclub]

So turnip Number 1 Kaz drove to his for four hours last night; there is no power so she can’t curl her hair. Dan shared his story yet again about no power. They have talked about pastries and Dan wiping his arse in the dark. Some more chat about no power. Chat about Dan taking over the world with no power, It only lasted an hour which is a complete shock as Dan never deviates from his plans and only 10 minutes in he said it would last 4 hours. More chat about no power, Although there is a deep yearning in my heart for the pretty pink timetable I am truly MOTAVATED now for the day ahead with this talk on movement mindset and nutrition. Thank god.

She has driven, for free, all that way in this awful weather. She says that driving over the bridge was horrific and she could feel her legs going numb. Any reasonable employer would have told her to stay put, he doesn't even pay her and she does it!! i don't understand her - why is she doing this for him Even worse, she is really upset about the journey, trying to tell the story and then while she is telling it, he can't bear her getting attention so he keeps picking things up in the car saying 'whats this?' or interupting her by looking at the comments. He is not a friend Kaz - why do you do this fo him??!

 

[shocktiludrop]

So I was filling the hubby in on my weekend tattle reading. By the time I’d told him about the Zombie apocalypse, my hubby says “are you sure this guy isn’t trying to make out he’s having a mental breakdown because he has HMRC on his back?”. Got me thinking ………..

 

[Pashion8]

So this morning I caught some conversation and a photo of a vagina. They were discussing where a womans pee pee hole is.

 

[Velvet Veil]

Academy at 235

How’s that 1000 member member threshold by April coming along, Dan, Kaz?

 

[TheGreatOne]

You know what makes me laugh, I remember a TikTok where he said SW doesn’t work cause their reps are usually overweight, with no qualifications.
OH LOOK.
80/20 lifestyle plan,
where one of the main reps are overweight,*cough* kaz *cough* despite following the plan for years.
OH LOOK.
Said representative *cough* kaz *cough* has no qualifications to be giving any advice.

Wheelie bin you make me laugh sometimes

 

[JCMSadie]

What happened?

The Internet said "not today satan bawbag."

 

[Coconutclub]

I saw that James Smith has done a podcast with Steven Bartlett that came out yesterday.
I quite liked it, I know not everyone here is a fan; but he said something interesting (that they have used in the highlights on the YouTube at the beginning) in his opinion a PT should be like a driving instructor, they should not exist in your life 6 months later and then says - I quote - "why is it so acceptable for people to invest money in to fitness professionals and to still be there 3 years later" - I feel he makes a good point!

Maybe the Steves should give it a listen??! After all DW sees himself on a par with James Smith doesn't he - maybe they could also ponder on the fact that JS is on a podcast this week that has attracted very high profile guests. Meanwhile, the guy that they are paying to help them, who claims to be the best in the world at what he does is doing a live from a carpark in Sussex because whilst he is prepared for a zombie apocolypse, he isn't prepared for the electricity to be down; despite having his entire livlelihood online .

 

[bevglossylips]

@Anamethatisatleast25chara I don't think it is body shaming. I mean, if I wasn't aware of his personality, I wouldn't say he was unfortunate looking and similarly with Kaz, she's an attractive woman and it's great she feels body confident. But if you said to me what do they sell/promote/work my last guess would be that they were so successful in their own healthy lifestyle they now promote it to others. When I was part of the academy I asked if they could do a live with someone from the body confidence movement and he basically said that they promote being overweight and at 80/20 are promoting a healthy lifestyle (all whilst swigging energy drinks and getting high ).

 

[Yuppie]

He’s on TT, but not Facebook - reported ??

I've reported him on all platforms - this dickhead needs to be stopped.

 

[anon19801980]

Everything within this post is 100% true. I have evidence to back up every claim i have made here and in trustpilot l
I found Dan Wheeler when i was about to board a flight i pick up a magazine and it was the one that showed his transformation. I read that magazine on that flight and when i got off decided to change my life and lose weight.

I reached out to Dan Wheeler and after a bit of back and forth signed up to LIFE CHANGING FITNESS 8020 Lifestyle plan wasn't around then.
One thing Dan Wheeler did say to me was " It will take time to get where you want to be but when you get there it will be worth it" solid sentence right there and he was correct.

The second thing DW help me with was Greg Plitt (RIP) was touring Australia and i knew DW had meet him so i asked was it worthwhile going and he said yes 100% so off i went. I walked out of that seminar a different person than i walk in DW was right and i was glad i went it help change my life.

I started with LCF at 117 kg and was appointed another trainer not DW i was disappointed at first but started my journey and completed the 12 week program with amazing results. I continue again while still achieving great results and got to 92kg throughout my second stint my trainer got sacked and DW took over. The results i had achieved help me become a better father and husband but i wanted to achieve more and see how far i could go.

I started with DW and after a short time he asked me to go get blood test as he knew i suffered from depression and specifically said ensure the bloods contain you testosterone levels. So off i went to the doctor and when i asked the doctor that i wanted my test levels he queried it, i had to pay for them but got them.

My bloods came back and test levels where low but nothing extreme and DW talked to me about supplementing my low testosterone and see if i can get a doctor to prescribe TRT testosterone replacement therapy, no doctor would even accommodate that i even went to a specialist he said your levels are fine for your age. Telling DW this he explained it will change your life and if it isn't prescribe then there is always a way to get it and i found a way.

I had no other option but to go down the non prescribed avenue it didn't do anything physically due to the amount i was taking. I am not sure 100% if it was due to taking the testosterone but i was asked by the doctor before getting wheeled into emergency surgery to get my gall bladder removed if i take testosterone I lied and said no. Taking the testosterone was mine fault and mine alone I should have listen to a trained professional that being my doctor and the specialist someone that has been educated not just someone who was untrained but allegedly had experience. That was my biggest mistake i ever made in my journey but it was mine and i have to except that which i have.

Not long after that our training ended through the program finishing with no real results to speak of I was just less 1 gall bladder.

A couple of years ago i reached out again to DW and wanted to start training with him again it was 8020 lifestyle plan this time around.
I paid 900 pound for 16 weeks told to walk 10K daily and eat 2340 cals (sound familiar) with a catch up once a week. After a few weeks DW went missing our training stopped with zero communication and i thinking to myself WTF did i pay for ? have i been conned.
DW reached out 6 months later (i think) and said he was sorry how our training ended and wanted to make up for it. Me being me thought awesome lets go DW was prepared to start the 16 weeks from scratch.
We started again got to about week 4 and it was all over again due to same reason as before with lot more excuses than before a hell of alot more. At this point i was done with DW i am 100% sure he only used me for the money because that was one of his many times he was homeless and going through a break down. DW could of stated "mate i am not mentally ready lets postpone and reload when the time is right '. The person i am as can be seen throughout my many interaction with DW would of been just get yourself right first then we can go again.

Trust is my biggest downfall i trust the wrong people.

Our training finished and i never spoke to him again until I was alerted that my transformation photos where being used for the 8020 lifestyle plan, my results where from LCF by a different trainer who used his own training methods LCF had a variety of trainers who did bespoke plans not 10K and eat 2300 cals. I emailed asking my photos be taken down as it was false advertising. DW reached out to me asking is there a problem and he thought we where mates, that comment right there i knew he thought he did no wrong to me. DW wanted to talk 1 on 1 and i said yes that's fine i gave them a time to call me and i even offered to go on his live so we could talk about the issue i have with 8020 using my photos. Those offers where declined and i was told the photos will be removed.

While their are a couple of positives that came out of picking up that magazine that day which i am grateful for the negatives of the constant lies, taking my money 900 pound, sacrificing my health (at some extent was my fault) take way the positives that i learned.
DW never really done anything towards me achieving the great results it was my determination, effort and time i was willing to sacrifice plus the trainer i had and that is why i achieve my results not because of DW.

If you treat someone that you call a friend the way he treated me i would hate to see how he treats his enemies. I was going to go back and delete that line but its obvious how he treats them after viewing comments here and his social media pages.

Sorry for the long winded post but i just wanted to get my story out if my trust pilot review gets taken down.
I have told the truth and passed on my payment, transformation photo, interactions whatsapp and email and if Trust pilot still take down my post after all this evidence then the question should be asked i have exposed my true identity can DW show evidence that he didn't do what i state happened. I know he cant and that's why he never spoke with me 1 on 1.

I am proud of what i achieved and continue training to this day.

I changed my name from anonymous to my real name on trust pilot and shorten my name on here but i am the same person. DW isn't a threat to me, i am not intimated by him and never was.
I stand by my words and actions my name is RODNEY JOYCE and this is my story that is 100% true.

You’re incredibly brave to share your story.
I wish I could be as brave, but I know the moment I share he will know exactly who I am and I’m not prepared to face his abuse.
Well done you!

 

[itsme!1983]

Hi found you all on tattle hope all is well. Time to tell my story as I have to verify my review on Trust Pilot so if they don't believe me I will tell it here.

Welcome! This is a safe supportive place full of incredible articulate funny people who all share the same goal-to stop wheeler continuing to hurt people. You will be made very welcome ( just make sure you don’t propose to spongranch his/her hand in marriage is promised to me next)

 

[droese24]

The excellent new review:

Edit: I see it has already been posted, but I think this one is worth a duplicate record LOL

 

[DansBarmyArmy]

When he was paying for IV at home (can’t remember what it was or for but you guys will know ) but CJ said Fuck paying for that you mug, he said, well, if I get Poorly I would lose £2k a day, and now with no team he lose £5k a day con man confidence tricks I fell for when I joined, thank you TCHQ for helping me make my choice to step back



Why did he convert the jet wash into a generator, with his Elon musk’s google knowledge he could be up and running in no time and supplier of power for the whole of burwash and state of the art starlink interwebby thing

Sams probably using it to power her vibrator.You can bet he can't get it up after years of substance abuse!

So glad you are as far away from him as possible - he really is a master manipulator.

 

[JCMSadie]

Fuck me, just been at my parents and dad had the sports pages lying about...Whanker is the spit of Wayne Rooney.

Whanker Rooney.

 

[itsme!1983]

209 what a day he’s having

204 BEST Tuesday ever! (My boss may not agree as I’ve been too busy refreshing the turnips academy numbers to do any actual work )

 

[TheGreatOne]

Have this imagine of Dan, kaz and Sean on Dragons Den
”Hi and Dan Wheeler, I’m sure you already know who I am, this is kaz and seanie boy.”
”I would like, wait I mean we would like 100k investment for my i mean our podcast show for a 0% stake in my company maybe I’ll give you shares later”
Dragons “What is your podcast about, who does it serve and what’s its purpose“
Dan: “I talk about the latest news that I apparently have never read before although I am now, I make insensitive remarks about historical events like Hillsborough,”
Dan “wait wait wait there’s more, we talk about wanking, face sitting and I like to sexually groom a child”
Dragons: “Aren’t you supposed to talk about fat loss and mindset?”
Dan: “well yeah and that *awful Dan Wheeler laugh*

 

[Imnotsureyouknow]

Yes!! It's nice to see we are getting to him

Even the most knowledgeable and qualified professional on adhd would be open to new ideas, research and views. Not Danny boy, the experience he has is more valid and important than others. Even if he has no idea how to properly find, read and interpret reliable research and uses whatever the first page on Google has to offer that fits his narrative. And then he either makes smug, snide replies, like he knows what he's on about or deletes the comments

He does this loads, like somehow he's "shut you up" and thinks the world will see it that way. Mind blind I tell thee.

Ill bet my shed he doesnt have either diagnosis of ADHD or BPD type 2. Hes so dense he doesnt realise how difficult it would be to differentiate a diagnosis of a neurodevelopmental condition and a psychiatric disorder or vice versa (timeline dependent). If he is to be believed he had an adult ADHD diagnosis post Bipolar Diagnosis and smokes weed for both.

Prevelance of type 2 is 0.4% in the adult population, less than half that of type 1, maybe he really is that special OR, maybe its PD and cocaine?

He clearly stated he had BPD type 2 and "undiagnosed ADHD". He knows its sensitive so people are unlikely to challenge him with "everyone is different" like medicine psychiatry and psychology are only accurate when they agree with you. He probably had it mooted when he was crying in AED. Being admitted to a ward doesnt require sectioning either. But Wheelers World of Wonder.

Hes the kinda shitty person who places all possible criticism external to his own ego and of anything slips through "Ive got a disorder" frequently deployed in you know, the personality disordered. Im only like this because of me bipolar, dont prod me with a stick you know what Im like. Don't Ill kill myself.

Although the age of a study doesnt alter its validity only better and bigger research does you have to know how to interpret it and even then we are full of biases like clinging on for dear life on an college homework isnt it. It also needs to be considered against the wider evidence base. "IS THERE MORE BEAR MINEWALS IN YOURE PINK SALT?"

*Did you mean minerals? Your?

Experience is fucking useless unless its from a base of training where you were reviewed and rubber stamped by a position of authority as competent. Ive been feeding myself for 20 years, I'll dare say theres better chefs in wetherspoons. The other point of training is you have your COMPREHENSION examined. For example, if I said "you wanna stitch Serotonin throughout your day by having a wank and lowering cortisol" the university would snatch my certification off me and say "No, we dont do that here" as I'd be an embarrassment.

Google is a wonderful tool, but its also full of bullshit. Social media is full of bullshit. A lean chinese man telling you to do leg raises or flap your shoulders together isnt science. A useless cunt in a garage isnt the 'messiah of menopause'. He hasnt cracked the Da Vinci Code, those that do dont stay in their girlfriends garage winking at teenage girls.

"Influencers" are generally awful places to go for advice. Did anyone see that show where they offered C list folk money to promote known damaging products. Consuming content from the Joe Rogan show is NOT research, did they have a science guy on? OK Dan, Ive only seen one where said scientist wrote an essay prior with references on his website.

Oh and having high blood pressure doesnt make you a cardiologist. You fucking buffoon.

 

[JCMSadie]

Aye, that'll work Danny boy, genius!

Imagine launching a daily, 4hr "show" that promises (among other bullshit that will never materialise) guests...and not have any lined up beforehand


And on the "surgery is cheating" shite - cheating?! Weight loss isn't a game, and you aren't competing with anyone else. It isn't as if there's only one way to do it and any other way isn't "real". If there was a machine that removed all excess fat and issues related to a bad relationship with food at the touch of a button - you pressed that button and were instantly the ideal weight for you - that STILL wouldn't be cheating. Because there's no such thing, it's just a way for Whanker to make other people feel bad.

Plus, by calling it cheating he's implying it works...but according to him it doesn't. So which is it, Whanker?

 

[Emj7969]

Welcome to our wonderful new numbers/members. If you’re hovering in the background please do ask for a number. The difference between us and the academy is currently 17 ……… we are so close to overtaking them. You don’t have to engage more than asking for a number - but it would make a huge difference.

Dan, Sean, Steve and Kaz must be members in the academy - which means they’re under 200 members. Assuming that Sam is a member too??

So roll up roll up ………