I guess we can safely say the sound issues are inexplicable then
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That traybake does not look nor sound moist when being cut
Unless its Del Monte, then obviously it's worth blowing the £20p/w budget.
duck sake Matt, mind your teeth
For the first few weeks I assumed the sound issues were because they'd had to rush to set things up for Jack to join remotely but it's worse since she started appearing in the studio?! I JUST HEARD HER SLURP! I am not okI guess we can safely say the sound issues are inexplicable then
You could build houses with that cake.
That's the least objectionable of the noises, Jombly. You can hear every stage of air entering her sinuses via her nose, it's horrifying.
But can you build a forever home?
You know those little show reel things that actors and other TV folk make to send out to showcase their best work? Imagine Jack's. Just a whole reel of burping, slurping, and scribbling. But of course it's her tattoos and determination to bring down Big Sugar that keep her from getting her own show.
Surely even she can't duck up overnight oats
*Tinned carrots*
Never mind
*Tinned carrots*
Never mind
Carrot milk still makes me feel queasy
Mmm this is one of my faves. I've been experiencing a lot of nausea recently and the visuals of the chunks of tinned carrot blending away in milk are not helping. CARROT MILK oh gawd the slopping sounds
oh gawd the slopping soundsMatt desperately trying to rescue this slop before be has to taste it "some sugar maybe?"
"people are going to have a go at that" haha you have no idea Sir Matt.
Oh f*** me, 2 recipes this week?
Quick question if I may? Do you have to adorn these with passive aggressive depictions of your partners dead pets?
"Loooook how much I love you. This is you on your bike and that's your dead dog!"
#tinnedcarrotmaverick
Quick question if I may? Do you have to adorn these with passive aggressive depictions of your partners dead pets?
"Loooook how much I love you. This is you on your bike and that's your dead dog!"
#tinnedcarrotmaverick
Why did she just pour the carrot milk (
) from the blender jug into another jug and then into the mix? Why create extra washing up?
Oooh Jack just said maverick, how exciting.
) from the blender jug into another jug and then into the mix? Why create extra washing up?Oooh Jack just said maverick, how exciting.
What did she say at the very last second of the closing titles?
I always hoped that when he is eating something that has been made in advance , the food tech behind the scenes have doctored it to make it edible
Next week is "Dad's Chinese chicken curry" remind me did she find out it came from a jar before or after the episode?
Saving the nation from watching Matt Tebbutt choke to death on a white chocolate & mango flavoured housebrick, we thank you for your work behind the scenes food tech people! (Presumably they also improved the lasagna)
She found out about the jar curry beforehand as I recall, she used it as a rib crackingly funny anecdote.
It sounds like 'lovely' Sweetie T! A bit ominous to be whispered right at the end.
It sounds like 'lovely' Sweetie T! A bit ominous to be whispered right at the end.
Maybe Mr Eggs is Chief Food Tech as well as Chief Soundman. He's had to neglect his sound duties for this show because the food correcting has taken up far more of his time than expected.