Daily Kitchen Live rewatch #1

[traumatised sideboard]

@OwlRightsReserved I was just going to say the same thing! I love an obnoxious print shirt, except for some reason they always make me look suuuuuuper gay, which is fine but I HATE GAYS.

I need to clip that moment of genuine terror when she realises the camera is on her.

 

[JombleWomble]

Mary Berry: this is best eaten with good butter

Jack Monroe: imma use lard, it'll be fine

 

[Switchstreetz]

I'd pair it with elasticated denim cuffed combat pants.

Or pleather leggings and boots with a broken zip!

Jack Monroe capsule wardrobe inspiration

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

@OwlRightsReserved I was just going to say the same thing! I love an obnoxious print shirt, except for some reason they always make me look suuuuuuper gay, which is fine but I HATE GAYS.

I need to clip that moment of genuine terror when she realises the camera is on her.

My children like to tell me I've got the sense of style of a "fun lady vicar", which is both damning and... no, just damning.

They can pry my jolly blouses from my cold, dead hands though.

 

[BubbleDuck]

I wonder what Jack is doodling in her notebook while pretending to listen

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Is she wearing a fuckton of blusher or is she embarrassed, flustered or really sweaty? All of the above?

 

[Switchstreetz]

I wonder what Jack is doodling in her notebook while pretending to listen

"Mrs Jack Tebbutt"
"Mx Jack Monroe-Tebbutt"
"Mx Jack Monroe-Hadjicostas-Oliver-Tebbutt"

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Or pleather leggings and boots with a broken zip!

Jack Monroe capsule wardrobe inspiration

Christ on a segway, I've just clocked her fugly trainers. Also, in addition to the mumbling, is anyone else getting the huffing and frantic scribbling sounds?

 

[JombleWomble]

I wonder what Jack is doodling in her notebook while pretending to listen

You're kinder than me because you assumed she was doodling and I assumed she was writing down other people's ideas so she can later claim credit for them.

This chat with the farmer is like a video time capsule from 2020, I'd forgotten how bad the food shortages were.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I wonder what Jack is doodling in her notebook while pretending to listen

Massive cock n balls?

 

[Switchstreetz]

Is she wearing a fuckton of blusher or is she embarrassed, flustered or really sweaty? All of the above?

She was feeling nostalgic during lockdown and did her makeup just like she used to during the brothel era. With bright red lipstick just like the lady doctor ordered

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Yes, so much scribbling and sighing. Maybe she's playing noughts and crosses with herself and keeps losing.

 

[JombleWomble]

"Are you using a food mixer?"
"EXCUSE ME, I AM POOR!"

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Why does the mixture sound so WET? It's disconcerting.

 

[Switchstreetz]

"Well I've made it for about 60 ex fiances Matt but they all LEFT"

 

[JombleWomble]

Why is the sound of the mixing so loud?! It's horrid!
Omg and Jack's breathing! Were all the audio staff furloughed?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

You know the funny thing I noticed when clipping the burpgroan is that the sound guy is called Rob Eggleton. So thanks Eggs.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Why is everything just throw in at warp speed?
Jack Monroe tray bake does not speak of wedding cake.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Crying out for liquid loooooool Matt clearly not familiar with her body of work.

 

[JombleWomble]

Jack Monroe, who only uses cheap ingredients because she's an advocate for the poor, moaning about that famously cheap and accessible fruit- the fresh mango.