‘Mummy, Daddy, what do you do for work?’
’We sell every intimate detail about you all, your tantrums, tears, likes, dislikes and general lifestyle to the entire world, by posting photos and videos of you throughout the day’.
’But, why?’
’Because we’re greedy bastards, who should both have been sterilised at birth and aren’t worthy of being parents’.
’That’s okay, we’ll seek legal counsel when we turn 18 and ensure we’re awarded suitable compensation for the trauma, exploitation and danger you’ve exposed us to, then we’ll never speak to you again’.
’Whatever, can’t live without the gram kids, plus Daddy needs his gym time, instasham fame and tattoos and Mumma needs her leopard print sh1t and a boob job, cos she breastfed that bug eyed brother of yours until year 7’.
’We sell every intimate detail about you all, your tantrums, tears, likes, dislikes and general lifestyle to the entire world, by posting photos and videos of you throughout the day’.
’But, why?’
’Because we’re greedy bastards, who should both have been sterilised at birth and aren’t worthy of being parents’.
’That’s okay, we’ll seek legal counsel when we turn 18 and ensure we’re awarded suitable compensation for the trauma, exploitation and danger you’ve exposed us to, then we’ll never speak to you again’.
’Whatever, can’t live without the gram kids, plus Daddy needs his gym time, instasham fame and tattoos and Mumma needs her leopard print sh1t and a boob job, cos she breastfed that bug eyed brother of yours until year 7’.