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Catmalogin

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He’s taken down his post about Holmes. He’s obviously on here and can see the amount of new members going to the trouble of joining to voice their opinion of him. I’m not a huge fan of Tattle normally but in instances like this it serves its purpose.
 
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fiftyodd

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Funniest thing about all this, is the fact he begs his parents for money every other day so he can fill his car that's also parent funded. Then to drive to small cafés and make an absolute fool off himself! You can even tell they don't want him there it's so embarrassing to watch. That last one was brave allowing there young child near a guy who's known for driving around with 15 year old children and inviting them into his home. What an absolute nonse
 
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Call me cynical, but;
Hiatus on posts because of his Nana passing away - he has my sympathy there
But he can post to ponce about his new registration plates for his car? Piss off Siiiiiiimon
Theres a good sketch by the comedian Kevin Bridges that delves into the topic of using deceased family members for Facebook / social media likes and attention. First thing that came to mind. He's obviously not that distraught if he's still trying to show off his 'money'.

Let's be honest though... he thinks he has money. But really... guys with proper money will be having a great life at this guys expense. People with proper money don't need to flash it all the time or try and show off to give off a certain image.

I'll put money on there's another hero post about being a single dad / not My own kid before the day is out. He's craving sympathy now that people know the true Simon.

So Simon... hope you are reading mate..Infact we know you do. there's no need to flash any fake designer clothes or ok cars (because let's face it... its no lambo) to try get people to like you. It usually has the opposite effect these days on social media.

You've mega ruined what started off as a decent page. Yep I was a fan at first. Cooked a few recipes. But then you just turned into the generic social media wannabe. Now most of the page is trying to show off and not cooking. When it is cooking it's either something simple that even kids probably know how to cook, or something blatantly ripped off and changed for the worse to make it your own. Thai curry without lemongrass.... hahahaha

If you want some cooking lessons let me know. Or even some life lessons
 
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marshalou

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Companies house- he’s absolutely nothing to do with the whole dirty duck gin company either . I get the impression he’s trying to smooze his way in there 🤣
They’re based at Ribby Hall, in one of the office suites there, so he’s clearly seen an opening and is trying to push himself in like you say. Wonder how they’d feel about a 33 year old man promoting a product his girlfriend isn’t old enough to drink?
 
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marshalou

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I unfollowed him long ago, when I realised I was recognising ‘his’ recipes. He says ‘my’ recipe for everything, but it’s almost all copied and he’s so blatant about it. Recently I saw ‘his’ recipe for chicken wings on the official swan website, and thought something was off, a bit of research later, he’d lifted both the recipe and the method (copy and paste even) from another foodie site. He’s just a blagger
 
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disneys

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And he bought her Loubitons as her Christmas bonus … it all feels very icky to me
 
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bendamin

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The car isn’t his, the house isn’t his, the recipes aren’t his. He is a grade A Fraud! Funny how half the brands have not been mentioned on his pages for a while my guess is they dropped him cause of his relationship with a 17 year old getting out. The posts in his Facebook speak for themselves dont know why any brand would work with him
 
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Kissinger

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It’s definitely cringe , there where screen shot a few pages back he’s been doing it on Tik Tok and on Instagram
I’ve finally managed to read the whole thread last night & this morning lol. I’m so shocked that he genuinely thinks he can fool people with all his fake followers. I followed him quite early on. I’d say when he had about 3000 followers (found him through him paying to advertise on Instagram. Well I presume, as his post came up as “sponsored”) and I always felt there was something quite off. He added me on Facebook and messaged me trying to chat me up. Unfortunately for him I’m in a long term relationship with the love of my life. And I’m not 17Lol!
I have just searched my messenger to see if I can find the messages but I can’t seem to find them, if I do manage to find them I will post them.

I heard of social blade a couple years ago though, through a YouTuber. (I think it was when the whole James Charles saga started when he was losing followers by the second). & When I read that dad the dick was gaining followers so rapidly (he would always post on his stories about gaining loads of followers every day and how he was so grateful) I checked his social blade out of curiosity, compared all his stats, I just knew it. I mean, I’m no Gordon Ramsay but I just knew his meals (& his posts in general) weren’t THAT special to be able to gain up to 15k followers a day, every single day! (Sometimes even more.)
He’s a big fat fraud. What a sad little life he must lead to sit there buying and wasting money on fake followers.

when he started getting more “popular” I searched his name on here and there were only a couple of posts (on threads that weren’t actually “dedicated” to him lol) about him posting a photo on his Instagram feed where he had boxers on the floor in the background of his photo or something. (I don’t remember if that was 100% what it said but it was something along the lines). I just thought maybe I was a hater, nobody else had an issue with him.. oh boy how wrong was I. I searched his name again on here last night, just wondering if anybody else had clocked onto the fact he’s a fake, as he kwpt
coming up on my FYP and I could tell he was buying either followers or comments on tiktok now (those dodgy spam accounts that have been posted above) and I was so surprised to see a whole thread dedicated to him. I’m so glad he’s finally being called out!
Anyway, sorry for rambling but just had to get it off my chest.

oh and may I add, I also discovered he was stealing recipes too. One of the websites I found was “cafedelites” so there’s that to add to the list!
 
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Beej

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The caravan belongs to his parents, i think he's just promoting it to help sales for a cut I'm guessing. Everything you see, hear or think is quite literally a lie or a truth that's been stretched out. If you search his name on Facebook there's an old account from about 2009 of his. I was shown it the other day. You seen even back then he was just the same. Showing off in cars that weren't his, flaunting money that was from the sale of a car at a place he was an employee. Stating in the comment that his bank account was apparently full. Won't be long until one of these predator hunters catch him because he's always been into very young nieve little girls who hear his very convincing tales. If someone can find his ex. 'Nicola Hall' she would back all of this up. But then again she's a grown arse woman who's probably got much better things to do than confirm what we already know. He probably owes her an obscene amount of money too! The only reason he was with her was to boost his own standing in life because he's lower than low! I personally remember seeing him a good 15 years ago and even back then he was a drug dealer, professional boxer, graffiti artist, stole high end cars to order (watched gone in 60 seconds) and the reason he was sent by his parents to the opposite end of the county was due to him having firearms charges and gang offiliation. But his own family members told us it was because his parents were sick of their home being vandalised and thought he'd be safer away from all the local kids.... and now he wears foundation, still eeks his way through life and preys on young girls. Oh and he's a 12 🌟 Michelin chef.
Everyone lies, EVERYONE! I lied 3 times this morning about someone weeing on the toilet seat and I'm still sticking by my bullshit because my Mrs frightens me but there's lies and there's Simon Hannigan. How can he be happy knowing his life doesn't actually really exist 😕 it's crazy!
Mate please don’t full name Nic he’s put her through enough shit without everyone knowing her details. Apart from that you’re spot on obv 👏
 
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marshalou

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Oh for goodness sake - are you for real???? You join up here last night and post 8 rants about Dad the Dicks PA during the day. Leave it off. You’re the one now sounding creepy.
Also it’s odd, he also said he didn’t know about this site til dad the dick posted about it on his IG. Yet that was weeks ago? But it’s taken this long to join up, and start banging on about the assistant, who hasn’t actually been this much of a topic until he made her one? Really odd
 
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PickleWood

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Can’t wait for him to introduce Mrs Dish in 2022….considering he already lives with his partner and has done for years 😂
 
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marshalou

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Agreed. I am like a dog with a bone on this one. I’m not happy that he can rip people off like this and get away with it.



Just for fun, here’s the last 2 of ‘his’ recipes, online, my favourite part is when he’s listing the ingredients, he does it in the same order it’s listed where he’s copied it 😂
But it’s always easy to find his somewhere else. How did he think he’d get away with it though, he was a car salesman, a recruitment specialist, and then suddenly during lockdown, with no previous cooking experience, he taught himself all these recipes, that he’d invented himself? He really must think everyone’s as thick as he is
 
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You probably also don’t know, but 12 years ago, he was homeless for 3 months, living in his car, because he chose to buy a car to resell instead of paying his rent. It’s something he doesn’t really talk about, so you probably have no idea about that either. It’s not like he ever tried to make it his whole identity, he’d never do that
You probably don’t know that he made his own aftershave for his recruitment company to be unique. Eau de bullshite (true though he gave one to my friend)
 
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Call me cynical, but;
Hiatus on posts because of his Nana passing away - he has my sympathy there
But he can post to ponce about his new registration plates for his car? Piss off Siiiiiiimon
 
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Channel was ok at first. But just cooking easy things that most people could cook anyway. Then blatantly ripping off other folks recipes. Not good. Then all of a sudden gets popular. Turns into a super creep with his young assistant. Hopefully sees through his rubbish. Then makes ridiculous recipes. Who actually cook a fry up that would feed 20 people. It's nothing special. Just a standard fry up that anyone can cook but bigger. And if I hear the term "chicken boobies" one more time....

Worst of all is the way he has changed from a decent nice guy (which he seemed at the start), To just blatantly bragging and showing off his money / things he has.... Louboutins / His lad having everything going, ps5 / xbox / switch etc (don't know what to buy him for his birthday post), sounds like a right spoiled little guy, showing off about Hugo boss (hahahaha Hugo boss isn't even that good these days)

Hope you read this Simon... back to your roots lad and what made the channel decent. Make your own recipes. Stop stealing. Stop bragging.
 
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marshalou

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What in God's name is he doing.... putting fillet steak on a burger.... proper weird combo that one. Running out of ideas
He regularly wastes great cuts of meat on ways that ruin their qualities. Like when he shreds rib eye up for a sandwich. But peppercorn sauce with beef. That just genius, however would anyone have thought of that? Good god though, how tight does that stupid leather apron look?

Simon, you can stop with the ‘I should call her’, we all know, Mr 7 at a time, she’s blocked you 😂
 
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