BuildABish
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No, he IS a bell end
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No one should share their phone number on here. People have been doing their homework, this thread is months old, we’ve all been on the same page and shared findings. You only appeared here recently and haven’t actually shared anything. It’s a little odd you allude to knowing stuff, without sharing a single bit of info. Police don’t share any information they have on a person, even if it’s a victim reporting it. At most they’ll say, we’ve had similar reports.Need to know basis. I’m not expanding. Great days work for his victims. Niamh must be thrilled
You need to do your homework on this low life.
Gimme your phone number. Local police have been brilliant. Shocking what they have on him.
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Is the 17 year old Ellen? He really is a piece of shit. Using naive young girls to make himself feel superior because he knows he has no chance with any woman his own age with all the shit stunts he plays. He’s absolutely rotten.He literally is one of those part time parents. His full time child is the 17 year old he’s shacked up with
I hope someone has warned her what he’s really like. I would be seething if my daughter at 17 came home with a big fat 30 odd year old fraud. Grim slimey c***.
What social media career? Attention seeking to followers that aren't anything other than dead account he's paid for to make it look as if he's got a 'fan base'
I promise you once I finally see this moron in person I'll record the entire interaction and post it for you all on here to have a laugh at! The last time I saw this fat clown he was in Bolton Town centre on the floor literally in tears asking someone to not hit him again and and he ran away shoeless. Not long after he moved out of that area. He needs professional help! Or a damn good hiding! I prefer the second option myself. Is ex nicola is lovely and he rinsed her for 1000's claiming her home and car where his and using her bank cards to daily buy likes, followers and comments. I guarantee he's reading all of this and he's probably commented a few times too. They guy makes fake accounts to argue with himself to then post for attention. He's literally at rock bottom and I find it hilarious cause I can't stand the fat cunt! From what a friend has told me too he picks his son up and drops him off an hour or 2 later after he's done driving around taking pictures. He then drip feeds them on to his social media to give the impression he's a good father. Fake dad, fake clothes, fake life.... fake everything! That caravan isn't his either
Does anyone know where he's situated at the moment cause I'm going to go out of my way to find him and let you all have a laugh when I film his fat arse running away from me once he realises who it is. I'll take him some wipes for his face too! Wears more makeup than Boy George
I promise you once I finally see this moron in person I'll record the entire interaction and post it for you all on here to have a laugh at! The last time I saw this fat clown he was in Bolton Town centre on the floor literally in tears asking someone to not hit him again and and he ran away shoeless. Not long after he moved out of that area. He needs professional help! Or a damn good hiding! I prefer the second option myself. Is ex nicola is lovely and he rinsed her for 1000's claiming her home and car where his and using her bank cards to daily buy likes, followers and comments. I guarantee he's reading all of this and he's probably commented a few times too. They guy makes fake accounts to argue with himself to then post for attention. He's literally at rock bottom and I find it hilarious cause I can't stand the fat cunt! From what a friend has told me too he picks his son up and drops him off an hour or 2 later after he's done driving around taking pictures. He then drip feeds them on to his social media to give the impression he's a good father. Fake dad, fake clothes, fake life.... fake everything! That caravan isn't his either
Does anyone know where he's situated at the moment cause I'm going to go out of my way to find him and let you all have a laugh when I film his fat arse running away from me once he realises who it is. I'll take him some wipes for his face too! Wears more makeup than Boy George
Good for her. I hope she reads this and sees how happy we are for her leaving dad the dick behind. I hope she’s happy in her new job, where I’m sure she’ll be able to just do her work without having to baby sit and stroke the ego of a chubby little man baby. I bet mountain joes aren’t bragging about providing her with a chair, a desk, a computer and stationery, you know, the bare minimum requirements a workplace usually offers, before she starts.
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Bigbadjohn
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Hi SimonLike I’ve previously stated, I really am not here to defend this guy. He’s intent on self-sabotage if he is pulling these stunts and he will bear the consequences of his actions no doubt! BUT has any one of you thought that this lass may not be in a position just to walk out of a job that she is undeniably being paid for! Not one of us know what her personal circumstances are. We are in the middle of a global pandemic, jobs aren’t easy to come by no matter how well educated you are! (before the comments of ‘if she is that good‘). It’s great for those admiring the view from their ivory towers when the bills are being paid!!
She probably thought she’d found her dream job but hindsight is a wonderful thing. The general theme of this thread is that he talks the talk, think she can be forgiven for falling for it! As for her having a boyfriend I’m hoping he’s being supportive of her treatment on here as well as what may be happening in her workplace!!
That’s one of his most cringe things he does, along with the monotone “I should call her”, any time something makes a wet sound. And his ‘chicken boobies’. It’s so pathetic, there’s nothing funny at all about him. And his massive botoxed forehead, that gives his ‘jokes’ absolutely no expression
By the way, anyone watched The Tinder Swindler, it’s about a guy called Simon, who dated multiple women and conned them all with his fake wealth and his fake success, and it just reminded me of someone. Oh hey Siiiimmon
leeandlime13
New member
Glad to see there's a thread on this creep! to you on here thinking he's a fake show off and full of shit , your absolutely right.
He has been seen down my way. Im in Birmingham. He is all over insta acting the hero and family man when he's taking advantage of young girls. acting like a big shot, filling them with lies about his made up celebrity status, money, and wanting to marry them. Anyone see his couple posts about mrs dish. It was my partner that pointed it out saying wonder how many girls think its them. He's even got some girl pregnant from what I'm told. Hes a total creep with the assistant and all girls in general. I dont know how he is getting away with this and so publicly
He has been seen down my way. Im in Birmingham. He is all over insta acting the hero and family man when he's taking advantage of young girls. acting like a big shot, filling them with lies about his made up celebrity status, money, and wanting to marry them. Anyone see his couple posts about mrs dish. It was my partner that pointed it out saying wonder how many girls think its them. He's even got some girl pregnant from what I'm told. Hes a total creep with the assistant and all girls in general. I dont know how he is getting away with this and so publicly
He’s pretending to be a lot of things, a single man, a chef, an honest man, a humble man, a genius who learned to cook, create whole recipes, calculate their calories, during lockdown, a warrior with a past filled with hardship, a bullied man, self proclaimed victim, there’s a whole world of titles he gives himself and pretends to have. But the title that fits him most is bullshitter.
The caravan belongs to his parents, i think he's just promoting it to help sales for a cut I'm guessing. Everything you see, hear or think is quite literally a lie or a truth that's been stretched out. If you search his name on Facebook there's an old account from about 2009 of his. I was shown it the other day. You seen even back then he was just the same. Showing off in cars that weren't his, flaunting money that was from the sale of a car at a place he was an employee. Stating in the comment that his bank account was apparently full. Won't be long until one of these predator hunters catch him because he's always been into very young nieve little girls who hear his very convincing tales. If someone can find his ex. 'Nicola Hall' she would back all of this up. But then again she's a grown arse woman who's probably got much better things to do than confirm what we already know. He probably owes her an obscene amount of money too! The only reason he was with her was to boost his own standing in life because he's lower than low! I personally remember seeing him a good 15 years ago and even back then he was a drug dealer, professional boxer, graffiti artist, stole high end cars to order (watched gone in 60 seconds) and the reason he was sent by his parents to the opposite end of the county was due to him having firearms charges and gang offiliation. But his own family members told us it was because his parents were sick of their home being vandalised and thought he'd be safer away from all the local kids.... and now he wears foundation, still eeks his way through life and preys on young girls. Oh and he's a 12
Michelin chef.Everyone lies, EVERYONE! I lied 3 times this morning about someone weeing on the toilet seat and I'm still sticking by my bullshit because my Mrs frightens me but there's lies and there's Simon Hannigan. How can he be happy knowing his life doesn't actually really exist
it's crazy!I’m sorry, but illegal streaming? Lmao
This is the most sad sack utterly Simon crime ever. With all the access we all have these days, he’s been arrested for a 90s style crime? What a loser Didn’t someone say on here he’d got done for selling dodgy fire sticks? It adds up now, Mr get rich quick from minimal effort
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Bigbadjohn
Member
Had a look through his followers. The amount of fake profiles is unreal. All with 9 - 15 photos posted. But zero likes on any of their photos. So defo true about him buying followers. Wonder what his 'brands' think of that of he even has any left....
She must have been told not to comment on his posts, so as to not spoil his warrior single dad image, but I do remember one post, ages ago, where she commented in a way that made it clear she was with him. Maybe she’s been busy getting camera ready, with matching Botox to the load Siiiiimon recently had done in his massive forehead. Now he just looks extra clueless, expressionless to go with his dull monotone voiceCan’t wait for him to introduce Mrs Dish in 2022….considering he already lives with his partner and has done for years
BuildABish
Member
It had his logo on the front from what I remember I never smelt it just got a Snapchat sent to me
Holmes
Active member
Okay, so...Can’t comment on the children to be fair. He used to have his own recruitment company, you will find him on LinkedIn, before that car dealer. He also had or has a “clothing company” this is where he had all his fake stuff going, more than likely from Cheetham Hill.
It’s all bull shit where he says about being nice to people he used to troll people and get banned off social media websites and earns a rep in the trades he’s worked in for not being nice. Probably why he keeps jumping job to job. He reeeeeeks of desperation. God I really could say so much more but it would link me up and I don’t need his voice making me bleed to death. Basically just don’t believe a word of it. Paid likes and followers, fake nice person, bad reputation but has the gift of the gab to talk people into believing him that’s why he’s succeeded to then fail when true colours show 🤌
It’s all bull shit where he says about being nice to people he used to troll people and get banned off social media websites and earns a rep in the trades he’s worked in for not being nice. Probably why he keeps jumping job to job. He reeeeeeks of desperation. God I really could say so much more but it would link me up and I don’t need his voice making me bleed to death. Basically just don’t believe a word of it. Paid likes and followers, fake nice person, bad reputation but has the gift of the gab to talk people into believing him that’s why he’s succeeded to then fail when true colours show 🤌
As a paid or sponsored post was how I first came across his profile. He later claimed the whole thing was organically grown, just him teaching his friends how to cook, and it grew fast, then it was him, teaching himself how to cook during lockdown ‘for his boys’, but he’s always claimed it’s all been organically grown, all his hard work and efforts. I remember, very early on, his nasty side was there, he’d posted his god awful ‘carbonara-ish’ recipe, and someone rightfully pointed out that it wasn’t anything close to a carbonara, he was so nasty to that guy, bragging how he has more followers etc. Hes always turned ugly quickly, his past troll life comes out (perma banned from Facebook, poor Si
) His whole single dad, ex homeless schtick is just insulting to all those who’ve truly suffered through hard times. ‘I remember I went to the job centre, I didn’t want handouts, I just wanted a suit’. Well times couldn’t have been that hard if he could reject actual financial support, could they now? And how lovely, to let people going through hard times know that how you think they just get handouts. True character always shows, no matter how people try to act or hide itThat post is also an fu to Niamh, her recent one was also from lytham house. That’s just creepy stalker behaviour. But once again, tell us you don’t read this Simon? You’ve literally addressed several points that have been mentioned, including conflict of interest, paid posts/not declaring ads, poor video quality. We’ve given you a to do list it seems. But what you won’t get right will be authentic, self thought, self planned recipes. Because you can’t actually cook you goonGuys. He’s seriously rattled. If ye are still not blocked- look at his post on Instagram tonight. Poor kids used as a pawn. Announcement about Niamh. Offering his services as a reviewer. Looking for some idiot to review videos from home. You bloody dope. Do not say that
I have to say thanks though, to Simon, for giving me a laugh tonight. The thought of him, driving around, delivering his deep fried meals on wheels to his adoring fan in each town, frying babybels by day, chasing the poor girls of the town by night. What a treat that will be for wherever he lands
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