Crystal Bailey

[Johnnygirl]

Serious question, is Crystal Balinese or married to one? You can’t buy in Bali if not, they only offer long term leaseholds

She definitely secured free rent for "reno design" .She is such a flake and liar but, god loves her anyway.

 

[ceeshelley]

Oh my gosh, I thought I must’ve gotten it wrong and she must be like 30 hence being such a “young mum”. I had my son at 25, almost 26, but have never considered myself to be a young mum. I’m also a single mum (80% care, not full care) and have been since he was very young. Difference is I’m actually a parent, I’m present, I’m the primary caregiver, and I would never dream of living away from him. I miss him when he goes to his dads for 1 night! She drives me insane. Of course you haven’t met “traveling mums”. Because everyone else puts their children first and stays close by, so they wouldn’t be in this position even if they had 2 kids to different dads.

I was 25, too. It’s was young compared to most of my friends but I never thought I was soooooo young. I was a fully grown adult.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I would be willing to bet she doesn’t even pay child support for them either.

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

Love how she’s going on about sleeping on floors etc - when she was in Bali spruiking that freedom kagan water MLM she was going on about her six figure income working by the pool an hour a day….

oh no was she a Freedom Era scammer too? It just gets worse!

 

[emmygluewho]

Yeh that bottom lip is insane tonight. Has she popped out for some lip filler during her busy day of hanging curtains on plastic tubing and string?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Is this blonde older woman being defrauded by Crystal or is she in on it? Why would she let her near her high end clients (as I assume she’s the one brining in the work)

Good questions. Whoever the “work wife” is I find it interesting that she never names her or tags her. Maybe I’ve missed it?

 

[ThisGorjuzpiece]

Jesus christ, her dancing on the bench

 

[showinguphere]

No way a kid is writing those posts. Way too grown up. Dad? What a weird situation

 

[showinguphere]

She’s trying to copy The Grounds in a diy dodgy as fuck way…

do we think she actually got paid for this? I would be mortified if this is what I got from a “stylist” I paid for

 

[J0J0]

Did she forget to remove the shitty old fluro fitting on the roof? Maybe she needed a PoWeR tOoL for that so it stayed up. So dodgy.

 

[emmygluewho]

How does she think her hair looks any decent!? It is pure trash!

And her singing thinking she is amazing!? HAHAHA. I would say don't quit your day job buuuuuuttttt....

 

[lifeispeachy]

She’s bad at being a mother, bad at being a designer and bad in relationships

 

[showinguphere]

Another couple of stories. Waiting for the social media break. Any day now (5 days in and we have been bombarded with stories).

 

[Aimee25]

Iv wondered for years if she’s on something or if she just suffers from mental illness. She’s off the hook cray cray

 

[Luvnaps]

If I was a new follower of hers & watching her Insta lives I'd be thinking she's manic or unorganized or takes on too much or all of the above. (Able to follow again under a different account ).

 

[showinguphere]

Yeah. She is on something or is cycling into a manic episode. She has mental health issues (as alot off us do). Don't film every thought you have Crystal, take time away, work and get some professional help. Instagram is not a therapy session.

Her fluttering eyes always looking off at nothing in the distance, the baby high pitched voice and her brick lips really trigger me. She also said that when she saw her house on Grand Designs she knew she would have it for herself and it was meant to be. Huh? She didn't buy it, she's renting on a short term lease, it's an airbnb. No way the owners will have her signed on a lease through the Summer holidays when they can get an idiot to pay three times the price. She is utterly off the planet!!
So does she now have both boys 100% of the time? So their dads lost custody of both boys at same time? Can she afford the ugly bird box because she now gets child support?

I reckon Older son got dropped back to Tamworth.
And she will have the younger one every other weekend and maybe one night a week.
Don’t know why she has been banging on about them all living together in the cork house. No way her custody situation has changed....

 

[not_the_kids]

I can’t even imagine what these “luxury” projects she’s teasing are going to entail or look like. She has nowhere near the skill set required to pull off designing an actual large scale luxury home. That requires A LOT of expertise.

I guarantee you every architect, builder, tradesman she would need to interact with on a project of that scope would laugh her out of the building. They tend to be a condescending bunch anyways to female interior designers, and that’s when the designer is imminently qualified. They will have no patience for an idiot like Crystal.

It’s got to be coming from that blonde woman, surely. Unless IRL Crystal is one heck of an actress to be able to convince people she has any idea what she is doing and those people don’t have Instagram

 

[CurlyHairedPsychic]

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Omg that’s the funniest thing ever.
Nothing with this chick is ever authentic or original.

 

[showinguphere]

The work wife thing is very cryptic. Tara? Was that the name in the pics? The tease for the big announcement is so weird.
And I am not down with the Donald Trump orange filter.

 

[Justbeige]

Exactly. Her life isn’t CrAzY, she just doesn’t plan properly or think anything through. She has the impulse control of a toddler mixed with the maturity of a 14 year old.

Who doesn't have a car charger or battery bank when you are travelling?