Crystal Bailey

[J0J0]

Claiming that her curtains have sold out Bitch, they’re bottom shelf at my Bunnings. No one’s rushing out to buy your cheap garbage

 

[showinguphere]

Crystal’s stories….. being a single mum enabled me to move to Bali….. what? Did she take her children with her? She left her children with their dads and went by herself, didn’t she? That’s not really a flex that I would be promoting as a great thing about single motherhood?!?!?!?

She needs to just shut the hell up....
It is so warped. I am thinking the gloss has worn off already of having a week or two of non stop kids and she is struggling.... hence the pep talk we all had to listen to

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

I’m confused. Wasn’t this new house a short term rental? Now it’s like a long term thing? Can someone dumb this down for me

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Still as beautiful as ever? It’s black laminate cabinets and wicker pendant lights. It couldn’t be more basic, Becky.

 

[showinguphere]

Ok- so she didn’t even make 24 hours
All hail the Crystal time warp

 

[Justbeige]

Fuckkkk when is she going to drop this pathetic content grab of a story?!

And Darl, you aren't a 'solo Mumma' you are barely a Mumma for fuck sake.

Dear Crystal. You are not a builder. That requires an apprenticeship and many hours and years on the job. Fuck off with making shit up.

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

Just saw her in the wild on what I assume is a date. Might slip him a note.

Oh my! Another Grandpa?

 

[showinguphere]

This chick really confuses me. Didnt she do a whole story recently that she was giving the space up? I just can not follow what she is saying. It is all BS. eg the time she was posting at “Byron” on the Sunday then on a flight Monday to QLD then on Wednesday or Thursday she was flying home saying it was a great 10 days up there . She has trouble with facts

 

[ceeshelley]

Crystals explaining what curtains do again.

If Crystal’s name was in tiny print on water packaging.

 

[lifeispeachy]

I totally forgot about the expansion to the US. I was always so confused as to how they think that could have worked! So bizarre. Selling painted pots in LA.

 

[Justbeige]

A few thoughts about her latest story.

1. Her lips look wack
2. Never saw her kids? She still doesn’t?!
3. A very spiritual man rang her at the hospital?
4. And told her exactly what her life is now?
5. Bet Leila wishes Crystal thought to say she rang her 4 years ago and foreshadowed her future.

Omg, her eyes are so freaky. She's definitely on some good drugs.

 

[ohmybortch]

These flogs setting up their cameras to look like their just going about their day. Fuck off.

 

[ohmybortch]

Crystal, please join the discussion and maybe you can explain how we have misinterpreted everything you put out there?

 

[Luvnaps]

The "guy I was dating a few months ago". Her sense of time is completely bonkers! When she previously said she was at a certain place for 10 days when it was 3 or 4, etc etc.

Hey Tarah, you spent time with him in late June I believe. That ISN'T a "few months ago".

Also, if I do want to listen to what she's saying, I can't even watch her anymore & have to close my eyes.

I also hate it when she & Tarah will be talking & then insert the "so, yeah...." & then keep on talking. Such a pet peeve of mine.

So, yeah.....

 

[ohmybortch]

Girl needs a treatment in her hair.

 

[Delicious Cheese Sandwich]

Ok obviously there’s a few things going on…

3. I noticed by accident that she has changedthe name of her Crystal Bailey Studio IG account to EcoLuxe Design Studio so clearly this is part of the new grift

4. shame she used almost the identical name of real designer who has been at itfor over 10 years…


And just saw this… kind of confirms #1

Hmm... I happened across a fairly recent review on the Crystal Bailey Home FB page.

Interesting timing with what looks to be a rebrand that you found. This is exactly what happened with Design Twins to many, many disgruntled customers. The review coincides with her "distracting" romance, but a rebrand is a bit fishy. If she has dropped the ball with lots of orders she may be in some shit.

 

[Libertine]

#neverforget

 

[showinguphere]

And I just don’t understand how she affords it?

The curtain thing probably got her this for maybe 6 months.
That’s with flat mates subsidizing it....
Other than that, it is your classic smoke and mirrors The woman slept on the beach when her car broke down unexpectedly not long ago. No more words needed

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Is this the new fashion, wearing your shoes 2 sizes too big?

 

[gossipy91]

Had to have a laugh at this one “work through childhood trauma”. What about the trauma you are inflicting on your own children. Selfish twat