Crystal Bailey

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

Could she get anymore teenage? Honestly. This is not your house. This is not your life. He is and so is she.

 

[showinguphere]

I would love to know the full back story.
You have to fuck up in a major way to lose primary custody of not one but two children.
Was she institutionalized for a substantial period of time?
Whatever she did to lose custody she is still doing, otherwise she wouldn’t have such limited visitation.
-OR- she could have decided that being a full time mum wasn‘t for her and she chose not to ask for primary custody. Given her narcissism, her immaturity and instability both scenarios are plausible.

From what I can piece together-
Business failed and marriage failed at same time around 4 years ago. She must have had both sons with her before that - at least she did in some article I read back in the design twin era. I am guessing here, but don’t think Crystal took the break up and going broke that well hence the legal trouble, go fund me to go to court and mental health unit stay. She said in one of her oversharing stories ages ago that she relinquished primary care as it was what was best for the kids. Not sure if older son lives with his Dad or with her family- no idea.
Obviously a lot of gaps... Maybe thet will get filled in the podcast

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

If she travels with the dog like that, I am mortified.

That poor dog will go flying if she needs to stop suddenly. She has no common sense at all.

So irresponsible.

 

[showinguphere]

Does she think she looks all cutesy when she puts her head to the side; what is she, 12?!

And why can't she put the camera down & enjoy her time with her sons, instead of recording E V E R Y T H I N G?!!! Those poor kids, always having a camera in their faces.

Suddenly she loves the small moments of parenting???? Disneyland Mum, just stop. How did the homework session go? And put your camera away for 5 seconds ffs

 

[Libertine]

Crystal isn’t a regular mom.

She’s a cool mom… who dances beside the parked cars at a pizza restaurant.

 

[showinguphere]

I’m not sure why she needed to share both her small sons crying at, I suppose, her going to Bali or somewhere.

Does she think it demonstrated what a loved and treasured mother she is to her followers? Because the children looked traumatised and she looked selfish to me.

Classic Narcissistic- look how everyone loves me- behaviour. Made me want to cry

 

[J0J0]

‘ I signed a lease for a 4 bedroom house in Bryon’
Except it’s not in Byron is it? And you need to have flat mates to afford it….. She is so full of shit.

Imagine being these poor people trying to sight see and old love keeps yapping on about manifesting and prayer

 

[Luvnaps]

What is it with her & spray paint?! Seems like such a cheap way to decorate!!

 

[lifeispeachy]

So grandpa was babysitting? Seems safe for a single mum to leave her kids with a man she barely knows

 

[ohmybortch]

Maybe she can manifest it

I feel like maybe that’s what dries it out?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

So there’s a full team coming next year? Interesting. I’ll believe it when I see it.
If she ever hires staff you best believe it will be for no other reason than to do the design work that she is too unskilled to do, not because she is so successful and busy that she has to have support staff to keep up.
I wonder if next year is going to be such a big year that she’ll finally be able to buy herself a car and take out a long-term lease on someplace to live?

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m wondering if the new mysterious business partner is already connected to the industry somehow?

Like maybe her husband is a builder or a developer and they thought they would bring Crystal on board simply to bring a social media presence to a new offshoot business they are launching to complement their existing business?

For instance, say the husband owns a construction company and has decided to open an interior design department w/in his company. Perhaps they’re bringing Crystal in primarily to give them an immediate PR boost and access to her audience of 117,000 Insta followers. This would also make sense of the ‘full team coming next year’ comment. They wouldn’t be Crystal’s team per se but simply the staff needed for this new branch of the husband & wife’s business venture. It would make sense of the fact that she doesn’t have an ounce of the knowledge needed to execute the luxury design projects she keeps bragging about. They know this and they wouldn’t care about that because they had planned on staffing the new biz with competent people anyway that can execute the nuts and bolts of the projects.

It would also explain the work wife’s contacts to get these projects in the first place.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Why is she putting a curtain rod underneath where the black curtain rod already is?

 

[showinguphere]

I thought the same, no 7yr old would write like that. And the posing in front of expensive cars. How is teaching a child to value expensive objects over true core values ok?

she is so desperate to get that high from doing an Instagram post that she doesn’t even pause a second to engage the brain.
She just posted to all her “followers” that her son who is not the legal age for an Instagram acct holder has an Instagram acct. Way to go Mum. My son had his deleted when he was 12 when he honestly filled in a survey from Instagram which included his age. Instagram will delete that account if someone reports him for being underage.
Don’t even need AI to catch London out when he has his Mum shouting it from the rooftops!

 

[showinguphere]

I have no idea how she's going to be at that studio in Tamworth while living in Byron. The workshops etc it doesn't add up. That poor kid he looks so uncomfortable while she's in her lala land singing

Hmmmmm. I know everyone does things differently, but If you hadn’t seen your child in a month, and they are obviously quite keen for some Mum time, would you be setting up your iphone recording a song to upload to Instagram? I just find it all so warped and actually makes me sick to the stomach the decisions that get made. I just felt sadness watching it.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Sorry for your loss and the turmoil of Design Twins. I hope you’re truly happy, whatever path you are on unlike Crystal who manically fakes her happiness.

On another note, I think it’s called glued to a tv in a soundproof box dumbass.

Poor kid has to sit on a concrete block while his mum has another manic episode

 

[whathappenedtotherabbit]

farkkk ive found him & he is a multi millionaire. Theres an article written in 2021 in the financial review that refers to his wife. so if they are divorced it must have been very recent.

Please give us a clue! I want to read

Ohana house

 

[Stay Classy]

I don’t understand. Isn’t she in a short term rental with a million flatmates?! The way she goes on it’s like she bought the place and set it up for her kids

Yeh and both boys are with her for what, a few more days? She set up a bedroom for them in grandpa’s house and that was her dream come true, was that last school holidays? God knows if she’ll be in this house for the next school holidays.

I googled Crystal’s new flatmate. She seems highly qualified and successful. Why on earth is she bunking up with this crazy woman? It seemed very last minute as well.

 

[J0J0]

‘Flattie’ had the dog 2 days ago so how exactly have you lost thousands crystal?

 

[J0J0]

So it backs onto a motorway and is in Byron Shire… but it still isn’t in Byron Bay.

It’s a furnished six month lease costing $1k a week. Bunnings must pay well. Expect lots of incoming photos of chipboard.

These women astound me. Won’t post grandpa ex boyfriend, but will do the equivalent of posting her new actual address. They’d rather flex to a bunch of strangers about staying at a nice architectural house than keep themselves and their children safe from weirdos. I don’t get it.

 

[Delicious Cheese Sandwich]

Get a more space efficient car if this is your job? You aren't Lucille Ball.

Lucille Ball just did a triple somersault in her grave.

So... the Showpo office is going to fall to bits in about three months, isn't it? It'll be like when Ned Flanders' neighbours rebuilt his house.