Crystal Bailey

[ohmybortch]

The inside of the light

 

[timtams]

I love that guy so much!!!! This would definitely be Crystal if she didn’t announce her breaks (that she doesn’t actually take):

 

[showinguphere]

Omg I had to switch off halfway. Just because you keep repeating “belief and vision” and “instill” hundreds of times doesn’t make you smart or successful. Was it that belief and vision that they instilled that allowed you to rip off hundreds of people? You opened a business in America and bought a villa in Bali, but you have none of that now? How is that success. And no, you definitely do not need a podcast

Don’t worry- the second half was exactly the same as the first half. Repeat, repeat, repeat. ah- the podcast.
no thanks Crystal. Can see why she is friends with Leila. They are all so into themselves and their own dribble they spew.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

She lives in her world. Rules don't apply.

So accurate. Her behaviour is bizarre. It spoke volumes when she was pouting about her son wanting a red teepee and his room being a “circus” which won’t go with her beige aesthetic The way she takes ownership of other people’s property screams a very inflated sense of entitlement. She comes across as an 8 year old with no boundaries.

 

[showinguphere]

This look of her laptop party roomie's face says it all.... (Crystal was going on & on about something)....

I am guessing she has just heard Crystal’s life story for the third time....
Imagine eating ypur cornflakes and having to listen to the Bali or teepee story AGAIN? The woman never stops talking about herself.

Omg! I actually just watched it and she was talking about herself! So fuvking funny. The look on flatties face

 

[showinguphere]

Wtf did I just listen to? Struggling single mums.. Level of independence… it must be so hard.. given me freedom to move to Bali… YOU DID NOT RAISE THOSE BOYS AS A SINGLE MUM! As a single mum myself I’m offended and so angry that she is comparing herself and talking about the struggles of being a single mum when she DOES NOT have her kids like ever! Fuck off Crystal. Try being a full time single mum and then come back and have a rant about how hard it is.

Also does anyone know why she lost custody? It must have been something bad to lose custody to both kids.

100%
Having being raised by a single mum, I am offended for all single mums too. I know how tough it really is. It ain’t trips to Bali.

There have been snippets of the custody thing throughout her garbled monologues. From what I can gather, having young children did not really work for her. She may have mentioned postnatal depression, but I can’t be sure about that bit. I think there has also been some real mental issues. Bipolar with a touch of personality disorder????? Completely guessing at that one . But there does seem to be some manic episodes and definitely some down episodes (where’s my iPhone I need to record me crying).

I know for sure she said in one story that she gave over custody to each father as that was what was best. There has been something written online that it was not so much voluntarily with at least one of them but it got worked out pretty quickly that she would have some access.
People who have followed her longer will know more! We need them to cough up the story!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

i wonder if she’s just as dodgy herself to pair up with her. Seems kind of suss how she is just not being tagged at all ever.

Exactly my thought. Why the secrecy about her identity, first of all? And why would any legitimate business person with a hard-earned reputation to uphold pro-actively search out Crystal to be her business partner? A cursory google search and watching her insta for a few days would tell any astute person everything they need to know about her.

 

[gossipy91]

Serious question, is Crystal Balinese or married to one? You can’t buy in Bali if not, they only offer long term leaseholds

 

[not_the_kids]

Wow! Crystal on new bestie flatmate’s stories, yeh we’ve all had nights like this in our 20s but why in front of your kids and why put it on Instagram?!?!

What did I just watch????
And why is this happening when there are children in the house trying to sleep?? I’d she even bothered to put them to bed, cos it’s looks like she’s not setting any boundaries and letting an under 10yr old join in on her ridiculous antics.

 

[emmygluewho]

'I lived in Bali'

Christttt it was a holiday you nitwit.

She lives in a fantasy land.

Her poor boys.

 

[showinguphere]

Officially the worst break from social media I have ever seen. Big fat liar. “I AM taking a break” Really Crystal? What- posting stories every fow hours instead of hourly? That is NOT a two week break you twat.
And yeah, wow. The spin on the flatmate thing. Not needing the money. Yeah right. Then go and enjoy the holidays with your kids instead of looking for new flatties. Liar.

 

[showinguphere]

Absolutely riveting content!

Wait, I think I could have a go at this influencer thing -
Something I love to do every morning is brush my teeth. Even when I’m away on holiday. Does anybody else love brushing their teeth every morning?

Can you do a one hour podcast on how you brush your teeth please? Because that would be such knowledge we all need imparted to us because you obviously do it better than everyone else

 

[lifeispeachy]

It must have been something pretty serious, they would need a warrant to turn up and arrest her. Or she has caught in the act of doing something. Was this before or after Bali?

This was well before Bali
Bali was during Covid and prior she lived in her manifested dream unit in Bondi, seeing kids for 2 weeks on school holidays only

 

[kmartplate]

There are a lot of very average parents on Instagram but she must be one of the worst surely. If she can even call herself that. Those poor boys.

I suppose at least she is largely absent, tragically that is better than someone like Leila.

 

[gossipy91]

Has gramps given her the boot?

 

[emmygluewho]

“The best place to learn design is the school of life“ is exactly the stupid shit someone who doesn’t know anything about interior design would say to try to make themselves feel better about being an imposter.

I don’t know why she thinks admitting that she has to learn skills on the fly to execute a project makes her look good. NOBODY is going to invest a significant amount of money paying a hack who has to google YouTube videos to do their job.

Imagine Doctors? Surgeons? Nurses? Teachers? Lawyers? Said this shit?!

What education! I learn from LyF.

 

[emmygluewho]

That bottom lip makes me physically ill.

 

[Freya10]

If she slams on the breaks, where does she think those metal poles will go she’s nuts

She's definitely nuts she proves that daily with her stories and life choices

 

[Libertine]

Eww. I can smell the cheap polypropylene rugs and polyester curtains through my screen.

 

[emmygluewho]

Love the way she has to hint that her birthday is coming up...

Have I missed something?! Is this drop lip the new mouth pout?! Why is she constantly doing this?!

As for The Showpo 'design' I didn't really shop with them too often but have a couple of times. But I really liked the owner. After this!? I won't be buying from Showpo or following Thelazyceo. Surely she knows of Crystals dodgy past?! Literally taking peoples money?! It is all over The Internet?!