It’s scary how accurate we are here on Tattle. Just once it would be nice for us to be wrong.
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And you know how accurate we are by what hits a nerve with her. She’s constantly responding to topics we talk about within a couple of days of reading them here.
From us discussing what a failure she was a wife and mum and then she posts an open letter to her exes apologizing for exactly that, to me laughing about how she never explained the train wreck with grandpa boyfriend and then she posted an excuse about how a “trauma door” made her date an “extremely old man”.
She’s even been making sure to post pics of food she’s made after we’ve been laughing about how she still can’t cook at 38 yrs old. Hell, she had to set up a camera to film herself in the kitchen as proof that she can make her kid’s dinner. So cringe.
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Ummmmmmm, Crystal? Those brows don't look "natural", but that's my opinion. 
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Trauma door?And you know how accurate we are by what hits a nerve with her. She’s constantly responding to topics we talk about within a couple of days of reading them here.
From us discussing what a failure she was a wife and mum and then she posts an open letter to her exes apologizing for exactly that, to me laughing about how she never explained the train wreck with grandpa boyfriend and then she posted an excuse about how a “trauma door” made her date an “extremely old man”.
She’s even been making sure to post pics of food she’s made after we’ve been laughing about how she still can’t cook at 38 yrs old. Hell, she had to set up a camera to film herself in the kitchen as proof that she can make her kid’s dinner. So cringe.
I followed her through that short season and it was the money door that attracted her to him! I still think his family intervened and knocked some sense into him. I would be absolutely mortified if my Dads new girlfriend carried on like everything he owned was hers after five minutes.Omg, those brows.Ummmmmmm, Crystal? Those brows don't look "natural", but that's my opinion.
She looks like Groucho Marx and they’re uneven AF! That left brow is way higher and starts in the middle of her nose.She is taking a step in the right direction by losing those god awful false eyelashes from a few months ago, I’ll give her that. Anybody else remember those comical things?
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Make up free for a while now but still filters her face for Insta!!!
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Monologue, countless stories, and a video of her singing on day 9 of the worst social media break ever.
I see she’s bragging about her children pampering her again. This is so disturbing.
Crystal, stop glorifying the fact that your children feel they need to emotionally support you! You should be ashamed that you have victimized yourself to them so much that they feel they need to take on the role of your parent or spouse to comfort and protect you.
They shouldn’t be drawing you baths or writing you love notes or preparing you treats and tea to pamper you, all things you’ve shared them doing before. That’s YOUR job, not theirs. You’re inflicting a trauma on them called emotional parentification, and it’s psychologically damaging them.
Crystal, stop glorifying the fact that your children feel they need to emotionally support you! You should be ashamed that you have victimized yourself to them so much that they feel they need to take on the role of your parent or spouse to comfort and protect you.
They shouldn’t be drawing you baths or writing you love notes or preparing you treats and tea to pamper you, all things you’ve shared them doing before. That’s YOUR job, not theirs. You’re inflicting a trauma on them called emotional parentification, and it’s psychologically damaging them.
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Teaching 'chords' on guitar to kids. By them not actually playing a guitar and you filming yourself singing. Ok Crystal.
I wonder how the convo goes down. 'Hey, this will be great for insta, I'll just set up my phone' or they just film absolutely everything unconsciously because it's just so riveting and everyone needs to see. The thought process is just sooo weird.
I wonder how the convo goes down. 'Hey, this will be great for insta, I'll just set up my phone' or they just film absolutely everything unconsciously because it's just so riveting and everyone needs to see. The thought process is just sooo weird.
Wrinkly rich fool door if you will.Trauma door?
Looks like it’s time for a new thread, for anyone who knows how to do that.
Any recommendations for new thread titles or shall we just stick to numbering them?
Any recommendations for new thread titles or shall we just stick to numbering them?
"Jezebel: The reason for the season" 
“Put some sand on your coffee table and stick a candle in the middle for beach vibes” oh yeah sand in your lounge room, great idea 
if you really did clean on a regular basis you’d know that’s someone’s worst nightmare
if you really did clean on a regular basis you’d know that’s someone’s worst nightmareNot this crazy broad lying again about doing everything all on her own and berating people for having a victim mentality and making excuses, which is pretty bleeping rich coming from the queen of victimization. She claims she never had the money or a supportive partner, nobody beside her cheering her on in the last 5 years, she just did it anyway and her Tamworth studio is a perfect example. witch! How the duck did you afford that $30,000 fit out and merchandising with no financial help?? Who put a roof over your head and fed your ass when you were so worthless you couldn’t do it for yourself? Who shows up - on camera - every time you have to build something or tear it apart or move it or need help with a sale? I’m sure her mum and dad would have a VERY different narrative about her not being supported than bossbabe Crystal does. Her entire bleeping family showed up to tear apart the studio 2 weeks ago when she had to relinquish it because she couldn’t afford it (jUsT do THe dAmN ThINg, even if you can’t afford it!), documented in your stories. This filthy liar, so pathetic.
Having no money isn’t an excuse Crystal, it’s a pretty damned good reason to not start a business. Your imaginary sky wizard isn’t about to start raining money down on us all now is he?
5 yrs ago she lost her business, home and car and the business ultimately went into liquidation because it was dead broke. Which means Crystal was dead broke and her credit was ducked. I mentioned this before but these are the things, off the top of my head, that she would have to have had financial assistance with, as well as probably had to have her parents co-sign on the leases and car loan.
* very expensive, extensive legal bills she couldn’t afford since the GFM only raised $3,000.
* money to rent an expensive apartment on the cliffs in Bondi just 3 months later
* living in Bali for 6 months while still paying the rent on the Bondi apartment
* bought a new car
* bought and fit out a bell tent in mum & dad’s backyard to play boho camper when she had a perfectly good bedroom to sleep in at their house
* bought materials to create an “outdoor bathroom” and a “beach club” in their back yard
* secured a lease on a commercial property which likely involved some security deposit up front
* spent $30,000 to fit it out and buy merchandise for the store
She secured her lease on the cardboard palace after her curtain licensing deal but I would think probably still had to have someone co-sign or vouch for her because of no credit even if she could prove she had money in the bank to pay rent.
* very expensive, extensive legal bills she couldn’t afford since the GFM only raised $3,000.
* money to rent an expensive apartment on the cliffs in Bondi just 3 months later
* living in Bali for 6 months while still paying the rent on the Bondi apartment
* bought a new car
* bought and fit out a bell tent in mum & dad’s backyard to play boho camper when she had a perfectly good bedroom to sleep in at their house
* bought materials to create an “outdoor bathroom” and a “beach club” in their back yard
* secured a lease on a commercial property which likely involved some security deposit up front
* spent $30,000 to fit it out and buy merchandise for the store
She secured her lease on the cardboard palace after her curtain licensing deal but I would think probably still had to have someone co-sign or vouch for her because of no credit even if she could prove she had money in the bank to pay rent.
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I struggle to even hate watch - her stupid smug smile and looking up to the sky while talking absolute rubbish. Who is she trying to convince her life is amazing and she battled for years solo - us or herself
Her baboon lips and meth eyes make me very uncomfortable. Oh and her lies.I struggle to even hate watch - her stupid smug smile and looking up to the sky while talking absolute rubbish. Who is she trying to convince her life is amazing and she battled for years solo - us or herself
Crystal Bailey #3: Hey Crystal, God actually wants you to shut the hell up and fix ya eyebrows.
She bought white sand from Airlie Beach for the "beach club"... cannot fathom how much that alone would have cost, let alone anything else. I honestly don't comprehend how she supports her lifestyle in any season or location.
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