Curtains, candles and 7 kids. duck she's dumb.
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Meanwhile, 10 new Instagram stories already today. Not long now until the monologues return.
I would never trust Crystal with my kids
And now she’s getting her relationship advice from what looks like another god bothering whack job. I thought this was the year she was concentrating on her kids and herself. Wishful thinking.
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The total lack of self awareness is staggering. Loving being a full time mum! Yeah, it’s school holidays and good weather and fun times. Tell us how you are going in the drudge of term 3 after everyone has been unwell and you’ve missed so much work and there are so many permission notes and special days to keep on top of! Let us know then how fun it is day in and day out! And why is it now the year for looking for love? Why not just focus on your much wanted full time custody children?!
12 Instagram stories. Just for the record. Day 3 of January the month off not month off socials
Yeh and let’s just put someone else’s kid in a nappy and no shirt all over your stories….. omg, she is insufferable!
What’s this? Plan dreams with her spirit mate, the year of love. That changed pretty quickly, didn’t it? I thought she was a happy single mumma
Get off Insta, Crystal. What happened to ‘see you in February’?!?!?!?
What’s this? Plan dreams with her spirit mate, the year of love. That changed pretty quickly, didn’t it? I thought she was a happy single mumma
Get off Insta, Crystal. What happened to ‘see you in February’?!?!?!?
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Oh, now I get it. She recharges at a rapid speed in this healing home. That’s why she only needed 27 hours off instead of the month she thought she would need to recuperate from going to war.
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Sure Crystal, sure. 
Probably the other way around. And get off Instagram.
Probably the other way around. And get off Instagram.Attachments
I wish they would add an eyeroll emoji to the tattle reaction options. I’m sure it would be the one most used.Sure Crystal, sure.
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Is this summer holidays in Australia right now? Does anyone know when her kids go back to school? Here in America & in the state I live, kids are usually off for 3 months. But I don't know anything about how the school system works where they live.
It depends on where they go but schools will be back by last week of Jan or early February.
Yes summer holidays, NSW public schools go back end of January.
Would the older boy be starting high school this year?
Would the older boy be starting high school this year?
I think she may have said he was 13 yrs old?
Well she wrote in this story earlier that she met her best friend 12 years ago when he was a baby & she couldn't handle motherhood while attending a Hillsong conference (that explains a lot right there!). Always dramatic about being the helpless victim ("picked this quiet little lamb off the floor"...). So be could be 13 now (??).
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“Although I’m offline having a family holiday” she says - online.
She has 10 stories up right now from the past 24 hours.
She is a pathological liar. She literally cannot help but lie, it’s a compulsion.
She has 10 stories up right now from the past 24 hours.
She is a pathological liar. She literally cannot help but lie, it’s a compulsion.
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Maybe she thinks 10 stories a day is taking a social media break. I don’t know anyone that would agree, but anyway....
I know for a fact that if she was my friend and I was in town visiting her I would say something along the lines of posting ten times a day is not a break from SM. Does everyone around her just ignore this tit? It is so bizarre. I love to take people at face value. Which is why Crystal just annoys the tit out of me.
I know for a fact that if she was my friend and I was in town visiting her I would say something along the lines of posting ten times a day is not a break from SM. Does everyone around her just ignore this tit? It is so bizarre. I love to take people at face value. Which is why Crystal just annoys the tit out of me.
What in the tropical fruity duck is she on about?! She bought a plant that isn’t even for sale as some sort of…… statement? She’s so full of tit. I’d bet my (non AirBNB rental) house that this never happened.
9 stories so far today Jan 4th. Just for the record of this most extraordinary Instagram break.
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