This truly looks terrible. I’m not just saying that to be nasty, it honestly looks so awful. She should’ve painted the bricks only and left everything else alone, including the floor. The original was so nice, all it needed was new furniture and decor. The green was beautiful and the timber windows and doors she has ruined with that disgusting paint. She seriously needs to stop banging on about the ‘fish’. There is precisely zero fish to be seen in this paint.
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What are these lips???
Ahahahahahaha. Omg that’s ghastly.
It looks like the junky old warehouse she shopped from last week.
p.s. those cain back chairs are going to bust up immediately when they open. She’s so dumb.
It looks like the junky old warehouse she shopped from last week.
p.s. those cain back chairs are going to bust up immediately when they open. She’s so dumb.
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She really thinks she's something else with this "massive transformation" & calling herself "Wonder Woman". 
And Crystal, it's incredibly rude to criticize what the place looked like before you ruined it!
And Crystal, it's incredibly rude to criticize what the place looked like before you ruined it!
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The original paint of sage green is so nice! She could have def kept that and added new furniture and vintage nautical props and greenery and had a much nicer feel
She’s such a ridiculous drama queen. The constant theatrics .
Everything with her is so exaggerated, it’s either the best, most amazing, miraculous thing she’s ever experienced or the worst, hardest, most challenging thing of her life. There is no stable middle ground, she’s such a mess.
Grow the duck up, Crystal.
. Everything with her is so exaggerated, it’s either the best, most amazing, miraculous thing she’s ever experienced or the worst, hardest, most challenging thing of her life. There is no stable middle ground, she’s such a mess.
Grow the duck up, Crystal.
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Didn’t she have 3 projects on the go for end of year? And then took on this last minute? What happened to the other two gigs? She’s only shared the Sydney half-complete uninspired beige / grey box job? 
Yup, she was supposed to install Lorna Jane’s whole house or something before Christmas and the 3rd project I don’t think she ever gave any details about.
Yes- she was banging on about not being in touch with Lorna even tho she was starting that project this week I think it was.
Lorna given her the flick? Why the heck wouldn’t she choose some real designers? Not like she can’t afford it. It’s weird
Some richos love a freebie. The Mode Spotif owner was begging some high end florists I know to do a freebie for her baby shower a few years back. Maybe same situation… or Crystal begged or overplayed her skills
Does this jobless gypsy realize that some of us work 12 hour shifts!? Like it's normal!? It's not something to be nominated for Australian of the year over. It's called ADULTING.
Her spelling is absolutely fuckkkked.
Her spelling is absolutely fuckkkked.
She’s ducked Fisheads. It looks SO bad.
Honey, burning all your journals won't leave your past behind. Because that's all you talk about in your stories, ad nauseum. Anything for content. As if anyone wants to hear about it 3,689 times. 
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I don’t mind the lights but the sage green was so much nicer than that half arsed white paint job. They just look mouldy and unfinished.
I mean, is she done?? Because I sure as hell don’t see any signs of that color palette she promised.
All I see is her boring as duck standard white paint job again (and a crappy one at that) and some accessories from a junk warehouse. Oh, yeah, and a rotting boat shoehorned into the rafters. Where is the color?
All I see is her boring as duck standard white paint job again (and a crappy one at that) and some accessories from a junk warehouse. Oh, yeah, and a rotting boat shoehorned into the rafters. Where is the color?
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A real interior designer would use colour and tone to a space because they know how to add design and function to a space..She is not trained or educated enough to use anything other than white on white on beige tones.Throw in on trend coastal pieces and voila.
What a joke she is.
What a joke she is.
We need a Byron local to take one for the team and post a full video of that goddamn boat. Because I'm only seeing half pics & I reckon it's for a good reason 
It felt like a war? Shut the duck up
What an eyesoreWe need a Byron local to take one for the team and post a full video of that goddamn boat. Because I'm only seeing half pics & I reckon it's for a good reason
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Crystal … girl.
Honest talk. That place is bleeping awful. I’m sorry, it’s just plain weird and amateurish.
Let this be a lesson to you the next time you’re offered a project with a 10 day turn around - don’t take it. All you accomplish is making yourself look bad with a half-assed product that looks like you didn’t have time to design and execute it properly.
Honest talk. That place is bleeping awful. I’m sorry, it’s just plain weird and amateurish.
Let this be a lesson to you the next time you’re offered a project with a 10 day turn around - don’t take it. All you accomplish is making yourself look bad with a half-assed product that looks like you didn’t have time to design and execute it properly.
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im concerned about how every bleeping person becomes a "brother/sister from another mother". wtf. Seriously emotionally immature to latch onto people so quickly, people you barely know.
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