Crystal Bailey #2

[Luvnaps]

Photo #1: Uses the word "spiritually" 4 times, 3 of them spelled "spritually". She loves to throw that word around.

Photo #2: Why don't you ask Ezekial how he felt a few hours later?! Dumbass.

Photo #3: "I hope you realize that you are one of the fish when you visit." WTF?!!!!

 

[emmygluewho]

'Hand painted fish'

That's me bleeping done! You bleeping moron. NOBODY, And I repeat NOBODY can see a bleeping fish.

 

[showinguphere]

Ok. This is next level.
No no no.
I am assuming the x has a new partner/wife who birthed the sibling to 6 year old. Also assuming she has pretty much raised 6 year old with dad.
I would want to slap her in the face.

 

[Luvnaps]

Ok. This is next level.
No no no.
I am assuming the x has a new partner/wife who birthed the sibling to 6 year old. Also assuming she has pretty much raised 6 year old with dad.
I would want to slap her in the face.

That ex does NOT look happy that she always has a camera in their face.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Ok. This is next level.
No no no.
I am assuming the x has a new partner/wife who birthed the sibling to 6 year old. Also assuming she has pretty much raised 6 year old with dad.
I would want to slap her in the face.

Exactly. I wonder what his current partner thinks about Crystal bouncing her baby on her knee for content and waxing poetic about the wedding anniversary of their failed marriage? Crystal and her unstable bull has no doubt been the source of a lot of chaos and misery in that household.
Ever since Crystal’s tearful heart-to-heart with him on the beach that day she seems to take every opportunity she can to talk about how much she cares for him and elude to their history together. She’s like a little girl with a crush. Yet every time she catches him on camera he is immersed in his phone and couldn’t be less interested in her.

 

[Justbeige]

Ok. This is next level.
No no no.
I am assuming the x has a new partner/wife who birthed the sibling to 6 year old. Also assuming she has pretty much raised 6 year old with dad.
I would want to slap her in the face.

Who the duck does that let alone put it on social media? What a self absorbed bleep she is.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Its not DIY, guys, it’s bespoke creative artistry!

(I’m still laughing at this shitshow )

 

[Dreamer01]

Its not DIY, guys, it’s bespoke creative artistry!

(I’m still laughing at this shitshow )

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That looks like tit. As for the painting. Am I the only person that thinks it looks terrible? If I went to a cafe/restaurant and it was painted like that I would be wondering why they didn't finish painting.

 

[Libertine]

Its not DIY, guys, it’s bespoke creative artistry!

(I’m still laughing at this shitshow )

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Mmmm. Yummy.

Fish and chips with a light sprinkle of lead based paint

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I have got to know more about the owners of this place and how anyone can be dumb enough to let her destroy their business like this. Anyone local have details on who they are?

 

[Luvnaps]

That looks like tit. As for the painting. Am I the only person that thinks it looks terrible? If I went to a cafe/restaurant and it was painted like that I would be wondering why they didn't finish painting.

Nope you're not the only one! Everytime she'd post a story & I'd see the unfinished sections, I'd think the same thing! Is she going to leave it like that?!! ‍

 

[whathappenedtotherabbit]

How does crystal have no shame? The paint job on this place is a dogs breakfast. I would be so embarrassed. How does she so confidently share the photos on her instagram. Is she witnessing the same paint job as we are?? She must be completely delusional!!!

 

[J0J0]

Soooo why is the boat now cut in half and not hanging from the ceiling

 

[StickyTapeTits]

How does crystal have no shame? The paint job on this place is a dogs breakfast. I would be so embarrassed. How does she so confidently share the photos on her instagram. Is she witnessing the same paint job as we are?? She must be completely delusional!!!

It’s not a shonky, weird, patchy, amateur paint job…. it’s thousands & thousands of hand crafted spiritual fish! Derrrrrrr.

 

[ohmybortch]

Soooo why is the boat now cut in half and not hanging from the ceiling

Surely they’re putting it back into one piece?

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Surely they’re putting it back into one piece?

Maybe it’s to represent when Moses parted the Red Sea? Except he parted it a little *too* accurately and cut a boat in half?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Surely they’re putting it back into one piece?

It wouldn’t improve it if they did. People are gonna walk in there and wonder why the duck someone awkwardly wedged a giant ass rotting boat into the rafters.


Is the bff flatmate moving out? She wasn’t feeling the laptop parties? Wants some quiet space to think? What an adult concept.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Her lack of knowledge and experience is shining through on this project. Wouldn’t you at least try gut the boat and reduce weight before chopping it in half? It’s just astounding that she is doing this for an actual client (not just a friend) and she is documenting the half assery process along the way. It must be a freebie. I bet the roomies bf is regretting his referral now!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Her lack of knowledge and experience is shining through on this project. Wouldn’t you at least try gut the boat and reduce weight before chopping it in half? It’s just astounding that she is doing this for an actual client (not just a friend) and she is documenting the half assery process along the way. It must be a freebie. I bet the roomies bf is regretting his referral now!

Most definitely this project displays how inept she is.

They ended up chopping the end of the boat off because it was too long for them to get it into the rafters at the angle they were having to slide it in at. (If you go back to this slide in her stories you can see where they couldn’t slide the back end in far enough to get the front end up onto the next rafter.)

They laid it on the rafters because it was too heavy to hang and would have required some serious retrofitting both to the boat and the roof to do so. At least the crew having to haul that thing around were smart enough to tell her hanging it couldn’t be done. I can only imagine the conversation between the boys out of Crystal’s earshot about how clueless she is and how they were breaking their backs moving that thing around trying to make her “vision” happen while she was stood off to the side filming it and then preening beside it after the fact as if she accomplished something. No, Crystal, “we” didn’t do tit. They did it.

 

[Luvnaps]

Most definitely this project displays how inept she is.

They ended up chopping the end of the boat off because it was too long for them to get it into the rafters at the angle they were having to slide it in at. (If you go back to this slide in her stories you can see where they couldn’t slide the back end in far enough to get the front end up onto the next rafter.)

They laid it on the rafters because it was too heavy to hang and would have required some serious retrofitting both to the boat and the roof to do so. At least the crew having to haul that thing around were smart enough to tell her hanging it couldn’t be done. I can only imagine the conversation between the boys out of Crystal’s earshot about how clueless she is and how they were breaking their backs moving that thing around trying to make her “vision” happen while she was stood off to the side filming it and then preening beside it after the fact as if she accomplished something. No, Crystal, “we” didn’t do tit. They did it.

I feel sorry for the little guy in the blue shirt; I hadn't noticed him before. Do you think she paid them all for breaking their backs for her?!

Do you think she wanted to use that rope to hang it?! Just looking at the photo and how half-assed the paint job looks and that crappy old boat I'd be embarrassed to show my face around there.