I feel awful for the owners. It was so much better before.Oh no, this place looks like a mixture of bleach and mould?! What has she done, it’s hideous!
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And they still don’t look any better, not matter what angle or light she uses..
Anybody?
At what point does her family haul her off to a doctor to talk about her fish hallucinations?
At what point does her family haul her off to a doctor to talk about her fish hallucinations?
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She had to use a glitter filter to make the finished product look better! 
It looked so much better before Crystal.
And that boat looks HEAVY!!! And I personally think it's weird but that's just my opinion.
It looked so much better before Crystal.And that boat looks HEAVY!!! And I personally think it's weird but that's just my opinion.
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I hope she gets a professional to hang that boat and not just rely on her ol’ trusty zip tiesShe had to use a glitter filter to make the finished product look better!
And that boat looks HEAVY!!! And I personally think it's weird but that's just my opinion.
I hope that flloor has 2 coats of protective seal on it.
The white deck is going to be a nightmare.
Speaking from experience here. Yes it looks pretty in a photo. No it does not look good in real life. Especially when wet feet go all over it straight from the park which is what will happen here. They will need a staff member with a mop mopping the whole time. It’s a restaurant- people don’t want to see dirty white floors when they eat.
That’s just my thoughts on the matter. Maybe she has sourced some amazing product which hides all dirty feet marks!
Speaking from experience here. Yes it looks pretty in a photo. No it does not look good in real life. Especially when wet feet go all over it straight from the park which is what will happen here. They will need a staff member with a mop mopping the whole time. It’s a restaurant- people don’t want to see dirty white floors when they eat.
That’s just my thoughts on the matter. Maybe she has sourced some amazing product which hides all dirty feet marks!
Douses absolutely everything within reach in white paint but stops short at painting the weird, rusted out shelf brackets.
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I wonder when we will see where she put her “movable walls”
I don’t even think the white looks good in the photos. Even with that stupid sparkle filter. All I can think of when seeing that photo is the beautiful timber decking hidden under that hideous paint.
The trenches of painting in Byron Bay. Yes, you are right there with Doctors without borders and Amnesty International Crystal. The trenches, yet worried about paint in her horse hair extensions and needing a manicure. Go duck off Crystal.
And whilst I'm here who would actually purchase the styling bits and finishes from a place in Byron Bay? I mean support local and all that but unless you have a ton of cash to throw away wouldn't this be a absolute high priced venture? Wouldn't Crystal known plenty of people who sell this stuff in bulk and manufacturers who sell for way cheaper and mates rates? Isn't she Australia's leading designer/non designer bespoke fairy enlightened prophet of Jesus who was suuuuch a young mum and now she's a single travelling solo mum in the mini ute/ who sees fish walk on trees? You would think all her mates from Better Homes and Gardens would throw her a bone. Bunnings? Anyone?
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The vintage Byron store would be SO expensive!! I wonder what her budget is…
No darl…your terribly painted fish walls look nothing like this, seriously! your walls do not look distressed or classy, but the owner will probably be distressed when they see what you’ve done.
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This hands down the worst “makeover” I’ve seen. I am genuinely wondering if she is seeing something entirely different to what it is? It is actually horrific and looks like what you’d let your kids do before a demolition 
So do you need council permits to hang heavy things from ceilings? It could do some major damage if it isn't secured properly, I don't think you can just hang old water rotted boats from the ceiling in a public place without inspections, permits, correct installations, correct braces etc. What happens if it's full of rott and terminates?
What’s happens if it falls down onto the heads of diners sitting underneath it because it’s not properly secured? It looks really heavy. That could easily kill someone.
What’s happens if it falls down onto the heads of diners sitting underneath it because it’s not properly secured? It looks really heavy. That could easily kill someone.
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That's what I was saying the other day. What a liability that could be for the owner who better have enough insurance liability coverage if someone got hurt or killed.
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That's what I was saying the other day. What a liability that could be for the owner who better have enough insurance liability coverage if someone got hurt or killed.
Good points!! Could have damage from termites.
Exactly. Maybe I am just a dark troll soul who doesn't believe in the miracles of baby cheeses but ffs it's literally my first thought.
Or stupidity. 
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Ahahaha. I’m pissing myself
Crystal, you did not hang a boat from the ceiling. It is propped awkwardly on support beams. It’s no bleeping miracle. It had to be cut into pieces to get it up there and it looks like an absolute steaming pile of dog tit.
No, nobody gets your crazy.
She really thinks she did something here, doesn’t she?
Crystal, you did not hang a boat from the ceiling. It is propped awkwardly on support beams. It’s no bleeping miracle. It had to be cut into pieces to get it up there and it looks like an absolute steaming pile of dog tit.
No, nobody gets your crazy.
She really thinks she did something here, doesn’t she?
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