There’s an ark to build? The self-importance of this nobody 
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Stop quoting Martin Luther King to describe you going to bunnings and painting some tit in your swimmers you flog rag.
She doesn't quite know where Byron Bay is remember. Even though she claims to live there.You don’t get much more ‘Italian fishing village’ than fish and chips
She doesn't quite know where Byron Bay is remember. Even though she claims to live there.You don’t get much more ‘Italian fishing village’ than fish and chips
Everyone has a gimmick. She is back on the DIY. I feel like this is positive. We just need the monologues to stop. Seriously. Do that shack up cheap and share how you did it. Yay for those that can get an idea from that!
Can we lose the shine the light hashtag tho? It is very cringey.
Can we lose the shine the light hashtag tho? It is very cringey.
We are just shining the light on her dodgy life and business acumen.So Im all for her hashtagging, trying to make a movement.
Fake laughing hysterically at herself with ex hubby’s new baby while ex rolls his eyes at her
and fancy painting in your knickers at a job site. It’s not fun and quirky, it’s weird and unprofessional
and fancy painting in your knickers at a job site. It’s not fun and quirky, it’s weird and unprofessional
Does she have a split personality?
A few weeks ago she was banging on about Mediterranean styling being the next big thing and how much she loves it. Now she’s saying that she doesn’t follow trends.
A few weeks ago she was saying how 90% of designing is the planning and being in front of her laptop - now she says shes holistic and doesn’t plan at all. 🫠
A few weeks ago she was banging on about Mediterranean styling being the next big thing and how much she loves it. Now she’s saying that she doesn’t follow trends.
A few weeks ago she was saying how 90% of designing is the planning and being in front of her laptop - now she says shes holistic and doesn’t plan at all. 🫠
Oh look, she’s painting everything white again. Surprise, surprise 🥱
Did she just say God speaks to her and that he told her the bible doesn't make sense so it doesn't matter that her stories don't? Again Crystal we are not trolls or haters, we are smart people challenging your narrative because that's how critical thinking works. If we did it to you on your stories you would just block and pretend it didn't happen.
Summary of Crystal's morning ramblings-
My stories don't make sense because I don't think about them when I post them. The bible also doesn't make sense so it means I'm onto something. Raw and real, raw and real, raw and real, raw and real, raw and real....... Raw and real. I don't have time! I'm so full on! I don't have time to consume content! (Said whilst lounging on the beach talking to her phone...) I don't have time to film my work! So instead I'm just filming it!! I have a spiritual gift where spaces tell me what they want to become. This is a very unique special spiritual gift that I have that I can envision what a space should be. Is this the same as the normal skill of creativity? No of course not, it's SPIRITUAL and SPECIAL and I am the special spiritual miracle worker wild designer.
Now I'm off to go wild vintage chair hunting in the forest?
My stories don't make sense because I don't think about them when I post them. The bible also doesn't make sense so it means I'm onto something. Raw and real, raw and real, raw and real, raw and real, raw and real....... Raw and real. I don't have time! I'm so full on! I don't have time to consume content! (Said whilst lounging on the beach talking to her phone...) I don't have time to film my work! So instead I'm just filming it!! I have a spiritual gift where spaces tell me what they want to become. This is a very unique special spiritual gift that I have that I can envision what a space should be. Is this the same as the normal skill of creativity? No of course not, it's SPIRITUAL and SPECIAL and I am the special spiritual miracle worker wild designer.
Now I'm off to go wild vintage chair hunting in the forest?
Yup, she sure did. She is essentially claiming her mania is her channeling God. People with bipolar or schizophrenia do this as well, so there is that.
She is deeply unwell. Where the duck are her parents in this or her siblings? Why have none of them stepped in to get her help?
I’m starting to disagree. I think she is delusional and genuinely believes that if she thinks it, it’s real.
His reaction is good. She’s filming herself laughing, pans to him, and he give her the awkward “what are you doing/oh god she’s filming me” face.
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Yep, but don’t worry, God also told her that he is her follower and he’s the one that makes everything happen. So many miracles lately, thanks God!
She sure is manic at the moment.
If you’re hearing voices, Crystal, maybe seek some professional help.
She also said a few weeks ago, that she is busy for months, how does she fit in this spirit job with a few days notice
Yeah, I vacillate between her knowing she is intentionally lying and pulling a con (and not taking her meds because she likes the way the mania makes her feel) and her having a serious psychological illness that she needs to be hospitalized for again. Her last stories have me thinking it’s definitely the later.
Yeah- I was wondering how this ten day slot opened up suddenly as she was too busy to even start the much anticipated shine the light project.Yep, but don’t worry, God also told her that he is her follower and he’s the one that makes everything happen. So many miracles lately, thanks God!
She sure is manic at the moment.
If you’re hearing voices, Crystal, maybe seek some professional help.
She also said a few weeks ago, that she is busy for months, how does she fit in this spirit job with a few days notice
Everyone who she pans the video to as she is giggling and laughing just looks so awkward.
Her family need to stage an intervention on the monologues. It makes her look insane.
Once she does this podcast she will be faced with the numbers and reality that no-one cares about the verbal diarrhea that spills out of her mouth.
Decorators are not our life mentors.
Isn’t she in the middle of designing for Lorna Jane again.
It’s also right on the public beach carpark so I imagine she had an audience.
Is that the Design Twins ex? How did he find time to have another baby in between his high performance business mentoring and coaching?
The need to tell her audience multiple times per day how incredibly busy she is just shows how she isn't. You're painting beige walls and throwing some cushions around love. Most actual busy people with actual real big people jobs don't feel the need to do this to feel special. They aren't a part of the 5am club to go prance around on a beach dribbling bible verses and faffing about filming a pizza. I'm a part of the 5am club because I am with actual humans from 5pm to 8am WORKING in a job I have an actual education in and CREDENTIALS!! I'm not ripping people off and lying then thinking baby cheeses has picked me to be a special one. In my job anyone 'speaking to God or hearing messages from a religious figure' is 9/10 having a psychiatric break or on Ice. The self importance, 'prophecy delusion', feeling the need to be a healer and or leader, being completely irratic, over sharing intimate personal details, getting 'messages' in everyday things such as a movie you watched being on netflix or seeing a 'bible' on a bench (could be wrong but isn't it the world's most public work of fiction), embellishing stories etc, seeing symbolic meanings in things otherwise that had no meaning. I could go on. But my guess is she is in a manic phase and is being told by the Hillsong crowd that it's Jesus using her as an instrument to the beleivers and not being guided to actual medical treatment. It's sad, but she obviously has leeches around her using her and no one that actually gives a tit about her well being.
Wow. 8000 views on Crystal’s thread in the last 8 days.
#ShineTheLightOnAFraudster
Anybody have current analytics on her page? Funny how she was compelled to mention in her recent rant that she told God she would lose followers if she exposed her “bullies”. She must check the numbers daily and see that it’s backfiring on her.
#ShineTheLightOnAFraudster
Anybody have current analytics on her page? Funny how she was compelled to mention in her recent rant that she told God she would lose followers if she exposed her “bullies”. She must check the numbers daily and see that it’s backfiring on her.
This “job” is right on main beach in Byron…
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