Who sets their camera up to film themselves riding up & down the street on their fake Christian Dior scooter?! I swear she's such a child!!
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Oh cute. Having a good laugh about drinking too much around your child. It’s just so funny, guyzzzz.
Yeah, you’re probably a raging alcoholic, on top of your many other problems.
Yeah, you’re probably a raging alcoholic, on top of your many other problems.
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She said the other day that she had a problem with drinking in the past didn’t she? This is not a flex Crystal. This is not funny. For goodness sakes aren’t you trying to get your kids back? Stop minimising the chaos you cause by putting it down to “being a wild woman” What this translates to is being transient, impulsive, unreliable, disorganised, distracted, irresponsible and disengaged.
This poor kid has been ripped out of the house that he knows to sit there in his own while his mum gets on the wine and films herself every night. Doesn’t his dad have a new partner and kid/s? I give it 3 months before this becomes a massive problem whenever he comes back home after a visit with Disneyland mum
Kept her sick child home all week… except when she took him to Noosa to style a house and visit her famous friends and stay overnight. What a great mum and friend right there!
Did she take him with her? I assumed he stayed at home and the flatmate watched him.
It would also make sense that that was one of the reasons she wanted a flatmate so badly, so she can duck off any time she wants to (like every morning) and have a built-in babysitter.
Yeah, she took him with her, you could see the side of him in the front passenger seat of the car while she was filming herself dancing and singing while driving
She’s so cool though, right? AllLondon probably wasn’t sick all week, he didn’t really look sick, but Crystal wanted to stay overnight in Noosa and didn’t have childcare lined up. Missing a week off school was her solution.
Also, ‘I’m not a normal mum’ isn’t the flex you think it is, Crystal.
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of us fuddy duddy mums getting our kids ready for school, packing their lunches, reading their home readers every night, not doing bleeping tik tok dances on the dining table tanked are soooooooooo boring. Oh- and being there on Mother’s Day. What a bunch of boring mums we are.
duck off Crystal.
Yes, she shared an uneccesary video of the famous friends child in school uniform and her child trying to talk to each other…. Kids hadn’t seen each other since Crystal’s wedding apparently.
She's only read 5 books in her life???!! That explains A LOT!! 
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She is so beyond thirsty for attention is bleeping concerning.She's only read 5 books in her life???!! That explains A LOT!!
Omg. I am laughing my head off. Crystal giving us a run down of her last 10 years..... AGAIN.
This time she spent 5 years building the design twins which was global! A store in Los Angeles and Byron Bay!
The next 5 years she has been a single mum which has enabled her to live in Bali!!!!!!! And open a studio in Tamworth which she is now selling!!!!!!
She is sooooooooooooo successful!
Ah Crystal- you forget to mention a few of the deets babe. Like how your business went bankrupt and you didn’t pay suppliers and ripped customers off. And you are selling the studio because you did one workshop there in a year. Oh- and how your single mum days in Bali were without your kids as you had lost custody to them. Oops! Your bad. Silly you.
This time she spent 5 years building the design twins which was global! A store in Los Angeles and Byron Bay!
The next 5 years she has been a single mum which has enabled her to live in Bali!!!!!!! And open a studio in Tamworth which she is now selling!!!!!!
She is sooooooooooooo successful!
Ah Crystal- you forget to mention a few of the deets babe. Like how your business went bankrupt and you didn’t pay suppliers and ripped customers off. And you are selling the studio because you did one workshop there in a year. Oh- and how your single mum days in Bali were without your kids as you had lost custody to them. Oops! Your bad. Silly you.
Yes, A LOT! For ducks sake. How did she even get through school not reading books? We had long reading lists every year. I mean, do we know if she even graduated?She's only read 5 books in her life???!! That explains A LOT!!
”If you want to know what this book is, send me a message. It’s a life changing one.” Yeah, honey, the name of the book is at the top of the page, you ridiculous twit. Anybody who has ever read one before knows that. Here’s a suggestion, maybe spend less time getting drunk, eye bleeping your phone and making TikTok’s and more time reading and educating yourself.
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hahahaha I ran over here to comment on the audacity!! She was throwing in lots of buzz words and phrases, I bet her “designing in the bath/bathers/sun/bed/any other uncomfortable workspace” is just watching a load of Ted talks.
It isn’t often you get to see a live example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in the wild.She's only read 5 books in her life???!! That explains A LOT!!
Oops, posted the wrong pic in my last post. The book is called “Married in 12 months or Less” in case anyone wants to know how to use “Sex as a Superpower”. No wonder she can’t put it down. She’s looking to bag her next grandpa boyfriend.
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Book club tips from someone who has read 5 books in her life?????
Hmmmm- hard pass thanks Crystal!
The name of the book! Friggin classic
“Selling” the space in Tamworth. What exactly is she selling? More likely to be “about to be evicted” and has a very short window to get her stuff out of there.
I see another more recent rating on her Google reviews… another customer ripped off…..
I also see her online store is now back up and running. Ready to fleece some customers of cash for no product in the run up to Xmas no doubt!
I wonder when we’ll have that part of her morning TED talks on how to so successful in biz!?
she really is utterly shameless.
I see another more recent rating on her Google reviews… another customer ripped off…..
I also see her online store is now back up and running. Ready to fleece some customers of cash for no product in the run up to Xmas no doubt!
I wonder when we’ll have that part of her morning TED talks on how to so successful in biz!?
she really is utterly shameless.
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