Crystal Bailey #2

[Luvnaps]

Ummmmmmm, Crystal? Those brows don't look "natural", but that's my opinion.

 

[not_the_kids]

If we do the maths…

Over 1000 spaces divided by 10 years = over 100 spaces a year.

Over 100 spaces divided by 12 months = say, 9 spaces a month.

Crystal spent some of the last decade pregnant, with newborns, holidaying in Bali, having a breakdown, in court, etc. She is either loose with the truth, spends a short couple of hours on a DeSiGn, or can’t do maths.

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It’s all of the above.

 

[showinguphere]

Have we seen a finished shot of it yet?

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Number 14 showing up over here

 

[Justbeige]

Did you hear her say in one of her stories the other day that she asked the owner why he waited so long to do the remodel (or something like that) and he said "Because I was waiting for you". Probably totally made up but if she had convinced him to let her do it, he obviously didn't know what he was getting himself into!!

She finds them in her church cult.

Especially that painted floor! I’ll be curious to see the mess that turns into. Nobody in their right mind would paint what appears to be a tile floor in a high foot traffic environment like a restaurant with dining chairs and bus carts being dragged across it and mopped every night. It’s

Salt water, sand. Yeah, very practical.

 

[Luvnaps]

For someone who claims she has "spiritual" awareness, perhaps she should start with learning how to spell it! Misspelled 6 times. .

But my favorite line was "I've got more than just the gift of styling"..... That's debatable Crystal!

And I was cringing when she was dancing around & picking up her kids in her short red nightie. No one wants to see your ass Crystal. And quit making your kids perform for the camera you've mounted. It's ridiculous enough that you're constantly eyefucking the camera while dancing around.

 

[showinguphere]

I reckon Jan 2.
And that was a weird post about the ex not showing up.

 

[showinguphere]

Do we think she is listing it herself for when she flies to Bali? No nibbles on it, either way

 

[StickyTapeTits]

What in the tropical fruity fuck is she on about?! She bought a plant that isn’t even for sale as some sort of…… statement? She’s so full of shit. I’d bet my (non AirBNB rental) house that this never happened.

 

[Libertine]

18 having an existential crisis…

Beyond 15 we don’t exist.

 

[canteven]

15 reporting

 

[Justbeige]

The youngest kids dad will end up babysitting the oldest one.

 

[lifeispeachy]

The vintage Byron store would be SO expensive!! I wonder what her budget is…

 

[Luvnaps]

Is she trying to prove to herself she can take the month off of social media or is that for our benefit? Either way, she put it out there so only time will tell.

 

[Justbeige]

Ok. This is next level.
No no no.
I am assuming the x has a new partner/wife who birthed the sibling to 6 year old. Also assuming she has pretty much raised 6 year old with dad.
I would want to slap her in the face.

Who the fuck does that let alone put it on social media? What a self absorbed cunt she is.

 

[Luvnaps]

Hey guyz, did you know that Crystal has just had the worst 5 yrs of her life?
Will we run out of hearing about it anytime soon? I think not.

Didn't I call it? She said she burned her journals & "left the past behind". And I said she'll continue to bring it up because she's the victim, don'tcha know?!

 

[lifeispeachy]

Some richos love a freebie. The Mode Spotif owner was begging some high end florists I know to do a freebie for her baby shower a few years back. Maybe same situation… or Crystal begged or overplayed her skills

 

[frenchiefern]

No. Words.

Far out it looks worse the more she brings it all together.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

For the attention. For the drama and the sympathy she thinks she’s getting by saying she’s been through a war and needs to go away to recuperate.

27ish hours since her last post.
In Crystal’s world 27 hrs = 1 month or 48 hrs, depending on which load of crap she’s selling atm.

I wonder how many of her followers are there to watch the train wreck or follow along because they actually admire her and dismiss all of her obvious insanity as just a quirky personality?

Ha ha…I agree, ‘twas a rhetorical question

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I think she said she found someone to take it over? Questionable if the mentoring will happen as Crystal seems very busy.

@showinguphere darn, I missed that. What else did she say about it? Did she say she actually sold the business or was it just a vague reference to someone taking over the space? I’ll be curious to see if our local sources notice any activity in the store now or a name change above the door.