Crystal Bailey #2

[not_the_kids]

Sweet

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Yes- that was the plan for a hot minute when she had her meltdown about tattle. No fun posting to no followers though, would be my guess on why that idea fell flat.

It’s very telling how, when they start new accounts, they can’t attract the same number of followers to the new account. They always bounce back to the account with the most followers.

 

[tictactoehighandlow]

Probably the war she’s talked about is family court to get the kids back again. I just can’t see her coping with working and having kids with no family support up here. I travel for work and have children, it’s so hard, even with a partner juggling with me. Does she plan on leaving them at home to work it out themselves?

 

[Luvnaps]

Photo #1: Uses the word "spiritually" 4 times, 3 of them spelled "spritually". She loves to throw that word around.

Photo #2: Why don't you ask Ezekial how he felt a few hours later?! Dumbass.

Photo #3: "I hope you realize that you are one of the fish when you visit." WTF?!!!!

 

[Melymoo]

He will be 12 this month.

 

[Luvnaps]

Anyone else feel uneasy about Crystal painting the wooden finishes and flooring that actually look like quality timber?

If she breaks out the spray paint like she did that one recent job I'm going to die!

 

[Libertine]

That’s The Wharf Bar and Restaurant in Ballina and I’m pretty sure there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it.

It might have been a Fishheads Restaurant at one point, too.

 

[emmygluewho]

Drops a tacky death meme right before a bunch of stories about a young man’s tragic accident. Okay cunt.

I saw this and thought the exact same. She is such a tone deaf attention seeking muppet.

 

[ohmybortch]

These last minute shops for things, is she paying retail for all these items? Surely her clients would expect some discount through her, yet she seems to last minute dash to shops.

 

[Monclair]

This is insane! Does she really think a scooter with Christian Dior stickers on it is the same as the limited edition Vespa? I know she is trying to fake it til she makes it but I would be so embarrassed to be seen on that if I were her.

what an absolute twat.

 

[emmygluewho]

So was her big Lorna Jane project literally only a couple of days styling a bedroom? Surely a professional in this space would not consider this a big project that even needs mentioning? The way these influencers over inflate every tiny detail of their life is just astounding.

Influencer Crystal is not. Try hard, manic headcase!? Yes.

 

[Luvnaps]

What’s happens if it falls down onto the heads of diners sitting underneath it because it’s not properly secured? It looks really heavy. That could easily kill someone.
[/QUOTE]
That's what I was saying the other day. What a liability that could be for the owner who better have enough insurance liability coverage if someone got hurt or killed.

So do you need council permits to hang heavy things from ceilings? It could do some major damage if it isn't secured properly, I don't think you can just hang old water rotted boats from the ceiling in a public place without inspections, permits, correct installations, correct braces etc. What happens if it's full of rott and terminates?

Good points!! Could have damage from termites.

 

[Luvnaps]

The total lack of self awareness is staggering. Loving being a full time mum! Yeah, it’s school holidays and good weather and fun times. Tell us how you are going in the drudge of term 3 after everyone has been unwell and you’ve missed so much work and there are so many permission notes and special days to keep on top of! Let us know then how fun it is day in and day out! And why is it now the year for looking for love? Why not just focus on your much wanted full time custody children?!

Is this summer holidays in Australia right now? Does anyone know when her kids go back to school? Here in America & in the state I live, kids are usually off for 3 months. But I don't know anything about how the school system works where they live.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Where’s her dignity??
Did she really just give a eulogy for a guy she’d “known” for 3 months??

And by “known” who occasionally said hi to her when she ordered her morning coffee??

Omg, what the fuck did I just watch??
She literally stood up there and eulogized an acquaintance like she was his best friend. She is breathtakingly shameless. There is nothing this dickhead won’t do to get attention. And then posted herself crying AGAIN. She is an absolute black hole of toxic narcissistic need.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Now I’m thinking she doesn’t charge the client anything (we know she did freebies for Lorna Jane, Showpo, Collective Hub etc to name drop)…

And the just makes $ off the sourced pieces which she buys wholesale (up to 50% off retail)

This would only be for not DIY shit like she did for Not so Mumsy etc where she just hung curtains

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Yes, what happened to the Ali Express scooter?

I’d say it’s in the AirBnB/fake forever home’s garage….. it’s probably not registered or insured. Purchased solely for The ‘Gram.

 

[Stay Classy]

Make up free for a while now but still filters her face for Insta!!!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

The obligatory posts of their reunion hug, of course. Because nothing is sacred with her. Did it even happen if Crystal didn‘t catch it on film to exploit it? I guess that wasn’t dramatic enough though because 10 hours later she posts a staged reunion video of them running into each other’s arms. You can see at the very beginning where the older boy is standing still, waiting for her to start filming to catch it on camera, and then runs towards him. (It’s still up on iganony) She is shameless.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Her lack of knowledge and experience is shining through on this project. Wouldn’t you at least try gut the boat and reduce weight before chopping it in half? It’s just astounding that she is doing this for an actual client (not just a friend) and she is documenting the half assery process along the way. It must be a freebie. I bet the roomies bf is regretting his referral now!

Most definitely this project displays how inept she is.

They ended up chopping the end of the boat off because it was too long for them to get it into the rafters at the angle they were having to slide it in at. (If you go back to this slide in her stories you can see where they couldn’t slide the back end in far enough to get the front end up onto the next rafter.)

They laid it on the rafters because it was too heavy to hang and would have required some serious retrofitting both to the boat and the roof to do so. At least the crew having to haul that thing around were smart enough to tell her hanging it couldn’t be done. I can only imagine the conversation between the boys out of Crystal’s earshot about how clueless she is and how they were breaking their backs moving that thing around trying to make her “vision” happen while she was stood off to the side filming it and then preening beside it after the fact as if she accomplished something. No, Crystal, “we” didn’t do shit. They did it.

 

[ohmybortch]

What in this picture is mustard or corduroy?