itsnotaboutthepasta
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Has she really publicly posted about being abused by police where her son can see it?!
Yes, she shared an uneccesary video of the famous friends child in school uniform and her child trying to talk to each other…. Kids hadn’t seen each other since Crystal’s wedding apparently.Did she take him with her? I assumed he stayed at home and the flatmate watched him.
It would also make sense that that was one of the reasons she wanted a flatmate so badly, so she can fuck off any time she wants to (like every morning) and have a built-in babysitter.
I honestly can't even stand to listen to her insta story ramblings!Who is going to take one for the team and listen to Crystals podcast next week?![]()
I hope they like spaghetti bol because they’re going to be eating a lot of it. Remember when grandpa boyfriend had to teach her how to use kitchen appliances because at almost 40 yrs old she hadn’t used them and doesn’t know how to cook?This photo is evidence to showsomeone
that, yes, she is feeding the children. And look! She cooked spag bol.
The same way she obsessed over Aaron Carter. At least she’s stopped tagging Twitch’s account for his grieving family to see her deranged bullshit.The obsession is weird. Verging on being an online troll, as we have previously discussed!
Why does she think this is an education opportunity for all her unlearned followers?
It is bizarre- even for Crystal.
It depends on where they go but schools will be back by last week of Jan or early February.Is this summer holidays in Australia right now? Does anyone know when her kids go back to school? Here in America & in the state I live, kids are usually off for 3 months. But I don't know anything about how the school system works where they live.
What’s happens if it falls down onto the heads of diners sitting underneath it because it’s not properly secured? It looks really heavy. That could easily kill someone.So do you need council permits to hang heavy things from ceilings? It could do some major damage if it isn't secured properly, I don't think you can just hang old water rotted boats from the ceiling in a public place without inspections, permits, correct installations, correct braces etc. What happens if it's full of rott and terminates?
Yeah, she took him with her, you could see the side of him in the front passenger seat of the car while she was filming herself dancing and singing while drivingDid she take him with her? I assumed he stayed at home and the flatmate watched him.
It would also make sense that that was one of the reasons she wanted a flatmate so badly, so she can fuck off any time she wants to (like every morning) and have a built-in babysitter.
Crystal, always Crystal.Y’all, I’m a little loopy atm from cold medicine so please help me understand …
She’s acting like she had a vision from the past but what does an old pool pavilion have to do with building an ark and boat sheds? What am I missing here?
Am I high or is Crystal high?
Surely that isn't allowed? I dunno Crystal meths rules are different to normal people rules. She's enlightened.Do we think she is listing it herself for when she flies to Bali? No nibbles on it, either way
And you know how accurate we are by what hits a nerve with her. She’s constantly responding to topics we talk about within a couple of days of reading them here.It’s scary how accurate we are here on Tattle. Just once it would be nice for us to be wrong.
She clearly leaves him to fend for himself all morning until she deigns to flatter him with her presence at the breakfast table. I wouldn’t be surprised if he even makes the meal for them so she can have her nourishing morning routine and smash the day!Normal mums routine:
Wake up before kids make lunches
Wake kids fight them to sit down and eat breakfast
Wash up breakfast plates fight kids to het dressed
Fight kids to brush teeth
Fight kids to put shoes on
Fight kids to get in car
Do school drop off
Go back home because one kid forgot lunch box/swimming gear/show and tell
Go back to school to drop off forgotten item
Head to work to commence actual day
*maybeeeeee a quick quiet cup of coffe/walk/meditation for 10 mins
mums routine who lives in Lala land and only gives sit about self - see Crystals routine as post above
CHRIST CRYSTAL if your trying to resonate with your followers it’s not working