Crystal Bailey #2

[Justbeige]

Enough with her and the thinking fish are some sign from god specifically for her. It’s not strange that a fish and chip shop and a marine centre have fish insignia.
On her diy, Whilst I think the idea to do the fish approach to the paint work was ok in theory its execution is awful. Some angles look ok until she shows another angle and it just looks a mess. It’s only going to look “good” from certain angles in a photo with a filter. I hope they aren’t paying a premium for this job!
If trolls were responsible for the fact checking post Liela would have been pulled up on this stuff a long time ago, she is always sharing misinformation with that dunning Krueger effect confidence.

So yeah fish walking up trees. Totes normal Crystal. Absolutely normal and nothing to worry about there.

 

[Justbeige]

Crystal we know you read here. Stop filming yourself driving you stupid dangerous bitch. Eye fucking yourself and lip syncing shitty R&B music whilst driving is illegal.

 

[Justbeige]

I struggle to even hate watch - her stupid smug smile and looking up to the sky while talking absolute rubbish. Who is she trying to convince her life is amazing and she battled for years solo - us or herself

Her baboon lips and meth eyes make me very uncomfortable. Oh and her lies.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Wait, what design content?! It’s only rants about healing from the past, or #mumsgonewild weird dances or solo walks on the beach?

Oh wait, you mean the odd “here’s how to hang curtains”, and, “curtains, cushions and rugs really soften a space” and “here’s a project I worked on 4 years ago but I’m bringing up now cos I have nothing else to share”

And don‘t forget the endless titillating videos of her laptop screen.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Trust Crystal to try and increase her pathetic engagement percentage with click-through tricks. Who loves this style that you cant see?????
Wicker chairs and some dried shit in a vase with a white table, is it 2006 again already? Fucking hack. You can't teach an old DOG new tricks, especially if they only studied design for a year and get the rest of their knowledge from 'looking at stuff' and manifesting.

Who loves an over-used Malawi cane chair in a boring monochrome setting? Well what a coincidence, her mate Leila does! Just a few hours ago posted that this is her dream space. These girls and their beige, insipid, uninspired influencer style.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Ahahahahahaha. Omg that’s ghastly.
It looks like the junky old warehouse she shopped from last week.

p.s. those cain back chairs are going to bust up immediately when they open. She’s so dumb.

 

[Johnnygirl]

It didnt go viral I guess.

 

[Luvnaps]

Guyzzzzzz, now she's a SPIRITUAL INTERIOR DESIGNER!!!! She looks manic in this latest rant, barely taking a breath. She needs help.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

She’s saying twitch spelt his name tWitch
But I don’t get what she means by the capital W
Or does she mean the word “witch” is in his name?

Oh, but wait, she just reposted her idol Kim. And LOOK, the word witch is hiding there. She must be a dark spirit.

Crystal is a fucking idiot.

 

[Luvnaps]

She actually thinks it's funny that she often forgets her clothes? Much professional Crystal.

And who on here thinks her son "kept asking about her musical journey"?!

 

[Libertine]

You know I followed their account just to see what customers say about the interiors after they reopen

Fishheads Byron Bay attracts tourist trade who may not pay much attention to the interiors.

The Wharf in Ballina attracts locals - they’d be scathing about Crystal’s fingerprinted walls.

 

[Justbeige]

What’s happens if it falls down onto the heads of diners sitting underneath it because it’s not properly secured? It looks really heavy. That could easily kill someone.

Exactly. Maybe I am just a dark troll soul who doesn't believe in the miracles of baby cheeses but ffs it's literally my first thought.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Cry for the gram

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God she is such a raging attention whore

This performative emotion that these narcissists feel compelled to film and put out there is so gross. Nothing screams “look at me!” louder.

 

[Justbeige]

Fuck me.
She's In the trenches. These clowns have no idea of hard work. Try being a nurse in an emergency department, a fire fighter cutting someone out of a car accident, a teacher with 30 kids in your class, a checkout operator doing a 9 hr shift at coles - I could go on but you get my drift. I'm no designer or decorator but if I paid someone to paint my business and it looked like that I would want a refund.

The trenches of painting in Byron Bay. Yes, you are right there with Doctors without borders and Amnesty International Crystal. The trenches, yet worried about paint in her horse hair extensions and needing a manicure. Go fuck off Crystal.

And whilst I'm here who would actually purchase the styling bits and finishes from a place in Byron Bay? I mean support local and all that but unless you have a ton of cash to throw away wouldn't this be a absolute high priced venture? Wouldn't Crystal known plenty of people who sell this stuff in bulk and manufacturers who sell for way cheaper and mates rates? Isn't she Australia's leading designer/non designer bespoke fairy enlightened prophet of Jesus who was suuuuch a young mum and now she's a single travelling solo mum in the mini ute/ who sees fish walk on trees? You would think all her mates from Better Homes and Gardens would throw her a bone. Bunnings? Anyone?

 

[Justbeige]

Why is she reposting Kim k and tagging her? Is she really that delusional? Does she really think Kim k cares? Is this part of her job as a holistic designer creative crazy solo mum Mini ute driver? It's so embarrassing. I thought her tagging the Mini car was embarrassing and desperate but this is just yuck.

 

[Deirdre Chambers]

Her weird misplaced god-botherer smugness is just too much. Did anyone else see the bit the other day about how after she ‘gave away’ the studio in Tamworth…. someone came along to ask to buy her ‘other business’. Any ideas what this ‘other business might be??! Surely not her kangen water business that she pursued for a hot minute!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I wonder if she sold the business and had to show all the paperwork/accounts like a normal biz sale

I’m highly doubtful she did, unless all she did was sign over the remainder of the lease and maybe be reimbursed for fit out. It being a church deal, I’m even more doubtful that she did.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

There’s an ark to build? The self-importance of this nobody

 

[Justbeige]

Huh! Sitting perched uncomfortably on a foot stool with your laptop awkwardly propped on a barstool in front of you is working like a queen, is it?

Go figure! And here I thought working from my lovely private office with a staff of 8 was pretty sweet. Turns out all I needed to make me a queen was cheap, flammable curtains and drinking water from a wine glass.

She says it's water.

Correct me if I am wrong, but to get to real Byron from fake Byron (Ocean Shores), she will need a 15-20 minute drive down a highway with a speed limit of 110km per hour, That is terrifying even for the most experienced scooter drivers. I dare say she will be stuck pottering around fake Byron looking for some fellow cool cats to notice her on her designer wheels.

But so practical with two kids, a dog and torrential rain and flooding.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

It’s really hard to know if Crystal is a bare faced liar, a fantasist, or she believes her life is so lacklustre everything must be completely exaggerated?

A combination of the three? I think she knows she’s an imposter and knows she needs to embellish / lie about everything to get any traction.