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emmygluewho
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Lets be real a 'long time' to Crystal koo koo is anything longer than 48 hours.What an odd way to phrase this. Define “long time”. If she got permanent primary custody you would think she would say that “he’s back with his mumma for good”. Sounds like maybe it’s just for Christmas break?
Also, where is that dog?
EveryDaysASoulDay
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Do you reckon she counted all 5000?I was trying really, really hard to find those fish "hidden in the walls". She painted THOUSANDS of them, illuminating them with gold paint. Exaggerating once again with numbers.
Something is not quite right with this girl. I only hope for the restaurant's sake that it turns out a lot better than these photos show.
It was too late to edit my last post but I just noticed she first said she had painted "hundreds" of the fish and one hour later she changed it to "thousands". Get over yourself Crystal.
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kmartplate
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If she is really stepping up to more full time parenting then we had better see some stability and sanity on the gram more. It’s rare that children are better off without their mother but those boys have had such disarray already, I have to assume their respective fathers have provided some stability and consistency for them; I’d hate to see them uprooted.
hopefully she just means they are staying with her for the Christmas holidays, and even then, I hope she then prioritises actually being a mother.
hopefully she just means they are staying with her for the Christmas holidays, and even then, I hope she then prioritises actually being a mother.
EveryDaysASoulDay
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I mean, is she done?? Because I sure as hell don’t see any signs of that color palette she promised.
All I see is her boring as fuck standard white paint job again (and a shitty one at that) and some accessories from a junk warehouse. Oh, yeah, and a rotting boat shoehorned into the rafters. Where is the color?
All I see is her boring as fuck standard white paint job again (and a shitty one at that) and some accessories from a junk warehouse. Oh, yeah, and a rotting boat shoehorned into the rafters. Where is the color?
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J0J0
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The dog looks dirty and it needs clipping badly. It looks like she just lets it run away and doesn’t give 2 shits about it.
These selfish cunts don’t care about anyone but themselves.
frenchiefern
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You don’t get much more ‘Italian fishing village’ than fish and chipsIt’s really hard to know if Crystal is a bare faced liar, a fantasist, or she believes her life is so lacklustre everything must be completely exaggerated?
Because Fishheads at Byron Bay is a 90s renovation of the old 60s brick pavilion of the town’s swimming pool, not an ‘Italian fishing village/beach shack’.
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EveryDaysASoulDay
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She’s such a ridiculous drama queen. The constant theatrics .
Everything with her is so exaggerated, it’s either the best, most amazing, miraculous thing she’s ever experienced or the worst, hardest, most challenging thing of her life. There is no stable middle ground, she’s such a mess.
Grow the fuck up, Crystal.
. Everything with her is so exaggerated, it’s either the best, most amazing, miraculous thing she’s ever experienced or the worst, hardest, most challenging thing of her life. There is no stable middle ground, she’s such a mess.
Grow the fuck up, Crystal.
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EveryDaysASoulDay
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One other thing I remember her saying that‘s worth clarifying. She was bragging about how much abundance she has manifested and said that this month alone she was going to be invoicing in the 6 figures. She is spinning the truth again, as usual.
There‘s NO WAY she is earning six figures this month. The majority of that billing is pass through costs to pay for the product she has just installed, it’s not her profit or design fee.
IMO, for her to be carrying the financial risk of having purchased a house full of furnishings w/her own money is incredibly dumb. If they should happen to decide at the end of the day they aren’t happy with what she did and refuse to pay her she would be well and truly fucked. The client should have already paid for 95% of the project costs by now, including her design fee (if she’s even charging one).
There‘s NO WAY she is earning six figures this month. The majority of that billing is pass through costs to pay for the product she has just installed, it’s not her profit or design fee.
IMO, for her to be carrying the financial risk of having purchased a house full of furnishings w/her own money is incredibly dumb. If they should happen to decide at the end of the day they aren’t happy with what she did and refuse to pay her she would be well and truly fucked. The client should have already paid for 95% of the project costs by now, including her design fee (if she’s even charging one).
Deirdre Chambers
Active member
Ok, so guys it’s clear now…. We get all this ‘content’ because when Crystal’s Instagram is just interiors… it’s not lighting her soul on fire! Clearly the current mixed bag of constant sharing is more flammable to the soul?
if I had to review every one of those 5 areas she spoke about, plus do a beach walk and meditation and boxing session before getting home to revoltingly film myself in bed with my young child and then get him to school…. I’d be needing to sleep all day or be on something that could keep me buzzing at that pace round the clock….
and has she not done enough parenting to know… you aren’t meant to leave 6 year old children home alone asleep whilst you go out and do your early morning routines?
if I had to review every one of those 5 areas she spoke about, plus do a beach walk and meditation and boxing session before getting home to revoltingly film myself in bed with my young child and then get him to school…. I’d be needing to sleep all day or be on something that could keep me buzzing at that pace round the clock….
and has she not done enough parenting to know… you aren’t meant to leave 6 year old children home alone asleep whilst you go out and do your early morning routines?
EveryDaysASoulDay
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So Crystal, you’re helping the neighbors pay for the vet bill, supplies and food for the puppies since you’re so worthless you couldn’t even keep your desexed dog secured in your home, right? Everything is just some charming anecdote she spins for socials, consequences of her irresponsibility are not ever anything she bothers herself with.Her dog didn’t escape into other peoples yards because he hadn’t been desexed…. It was love. He fell in love with someone else’s dog up the road. Lovely.
