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shortpoppysyndrome

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Her thinking she should offer advice on how to transform this new restaurant is off the chart levels of delusion. I still can’t believe she thinks the fish place looks better.
 
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showinguphere

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Yeah, she stays curiously vague about that, doesn’t she?
Is she pretending that her daily manic rants are pearls of wisdom that she is dropping on her followers and just by watching her she is helping you design your dreams?
Or had she offered a masterclass or structured coaching at some point (like every other unqualified twit on SM)? I know she said The Secret Garden was supposed to be a space for classes and mentoring woman but we see what happened with that - exactly nothing.
Or does she think simply encouraging you to hang her curtains up is all it takes to help you to design your dreams?

She loves thinking up catch phrases as much as old girl Leila does. I’m guessing she came up with design your dreams without thinking through exactly how she was going to implement it. She struck gold with raw and real though, I’ll give her that. It’s really putting a clever spin on ‘watch me melt down before your eyes’.
I think you are right- I think it is a cover story to explain her need to get in front of the camera and do her monologues about herself. Same with the raw and (supposedly) real.
Instagram and narcissists = a whole lot of boring content with narcissists talking about themselves. Yawn.
 
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J0J0

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Not this crazy broad lying again about doing everything all on her own and berating people for having a victim mentality and making excuses, which is pretty fucking rich coming from the queen of victimization. She claims she never had the money or a supportive partner, nobody beside her cheering her on in the last 5 years, she just did it anyway and her Tamworth studio is a perfect example. Bitch! How the fuck did you afford that $30,000 fit out and merchandising with no financial help?? Who put a roof over your head and fed your ass when you were so worthless you couldn’t do it for yourself? Who shows up - on camera - every time you have to build something or tear it apart or move it or need help with a sale? I’m sure her mum and dad would have a VERY different narrative about her not being supported than bossbabe Crystal does. Her entire fucking family showed up to tear apart the studio 2 weeks ago when she had to relinquish it because she couldn’t afford it (jUsT do THe dAmN ThINg, even if you can’t afford it!), documented in your stories. This filthy liar, so pathetic.
Having no money isn’t an excuse Crystal, it’s a pretty damned good reason to not start a business. Your imaginary sky wizard isn’t about to start raining money down on us all now is he?
 
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Deirdre Chambers

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I don’t get it. If she’s the ‘designer’ and is doing so well out of all her projecs (as she claims)…. . Why is she painting til all hours in her bathers and doing everything solo? Why not hiring even just one handy person to assist? Remember the early seasons of the block tv show… when the couples did all the DIY themselves… and then that started to impact on the quality of the jobs and longevity of the work done and the value of the properties and now, of course on the block they hire proper tradies to do all the work, so it is done professionally (well, except the painting).
 
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Justbeige

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Driving and filming. Classy. Even if Tarah was filming you being a wanker Crystal no one cares. You two are not goals.
 
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Luvnaps

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Just came across this gem about Crystal that was mixed in with the Lie-la yearly recap @DaisyNZ started for us (thx again!), since of course she'd moved in with her in April (I didn't remember the month, I was thinking it was later). I'd forgotten this tidbit though & zoomed in & cropped it to share.
 

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Monclair

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Right?? Maybe out drinking back in my 20s but never anywhere close to a camera 😄

What is this bullshit she’s on about now?
She’s not just an interior designer, she’s called to help women heal from trauma. She’s legit claiming she’s some kind of spiritual healer now. Wtf did I just watch? 🤣
Shes had so many opportunities to have a big design studio and lots of staff (my ass you have!) but she just can’t commit to that full time because of her mission to help women. She’s been healing women, guys! In case you’re a new follower of hers and didn‘t know that.
And then in the next breath she’s telling us her life has been utter chaos until a month ago and that she is essentially a manic, drunken mess.
And then she goes on to say that she designed the house that she’s in now 😳
Fuck me! 🤣🤣🤣
She’s always been a narc and a bullshit artist but this is the first time her delusional disorder has been so in your face. Honestly, it’s disturbing. She’s really mentally unwell.
This bitch is absolutely off her rocker. She needs meds, immediately.

Where’s the dog?
who knows, I'd say she palmed it off to the parents when she dropped Johnny back to Tamworth.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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Now she’s posting a link directly to this thread? Is she hoping her fake followers come over in droves to defend her? The silence is deafening 😂
Welcome, welcome all new visitors. 👋
There are 2 Crystal Bailey threads, be sure to read both for a full run down of her problematic behaviour and history of unethical business practices.
 
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The ONLY reason she mentioned this, was to plug lei leis latest ep on her “podcast” today.
hahahahahahahahahaahahah I’m fuckingggggg DONE
 
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Luvnaps

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After saying she'd be "back in Feb" 2,587 times, isn't she the least bit embarrassed that she just couldn't do it?! I'm (almost) embarrassed for her!!

It's downright creepy that she makes it sound like she said it'd only be 48 hours she "switched off" like she promised herself she would. She definitely has an addiction to SM & it's not healthy for her or her boys.
 
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lifeispeachy

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I just feel honoured that I started this whole thread!

But also disappointed that it’s given her a week of content and sparked the next scam she’s fronting …


Also - 1 member of her shine the light “initiative”? 😂

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EveryDaysASoulDay

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Does she know it’s January? The month she said she was going off socials for?
Ok, so we all lost the prediction about how long until she posted for because we thought at least two days.
Let’s start a new one- how long until a raw and real talk? I give it until January 6.
Oh, I don’t think she can go even that long. I’ll say the 4th.
 
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showinguphere

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No way Crystal can prepare breakfast for two, eat it, get her son in uniform and organised, and drive from Byron Not Byron to Byron to drop him off in an hour.
Especially the feasts she prepares herself for breakfast! It would take me an hour to be able to move after eating that much food!
She only has to do it a couple of days a fortnight at the most, you would think she could skip the go to the beach and fake read while taking a photo of myself part, That’s where I would start
 
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J0J0

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maybe we should take this discussion to Instagram and shout it out on stories and then tag her in it. Apparently that is better than this gossip forum.

MASSIVE HYPOCRITE. And everything she is posting about this situation is just disgusting.
I am appalled.
It’s almost like she was drunk instagramming last night and then woke up today trying to justify it all. I cannot think of one reason why she would need to sit there on the beach at 7am gobbing on about it when she could be getting in the car and driving to see her kid. Other than to try and explain what her drunk posts were about. She has made it so much worse.
Top tip Crystal. NEVER post on Instagram after a glass of wine. Especially on a business account. This is especially important for you.
You’re right, appalled is the right descriptive word here. I’m both disgusted and shocked.

The way she’s saying that anyone with mental illness must have ‘trauma’. WRONG. I have panic disorder, agoraphobia and GAD and I have had no traumatic experiences in my life and a wonderful normal childhood. Mental illness also can’t be magically fixed by going to church. Crystal - spirituality and mental illness have NO links to one another. Anyone with half a brain knows that.
Get that out of your thick head.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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I have a biblical name and I don’t believe in God. So that really means nothing crystal.
It’s all a sign from God though, Jo! Clearly Byron is hallowed ground. The rumor of the Christian buying the $10 mil heathen new age house to tear it down confirms it! Next she’ll be telling us she saw Jesus’s second coming on the beach in front of her, watched him walk right out of the waves and sit down next to her while she was reading her Bible.

Check the profile of the chick she follows and re-posted … she "helps Christian women recover from new age and false light"😂 Jeez, I wonder how those beliefs square with Crystal’s bestie being a new age psychic? Is she gonna have to dump Leila now? Hold on - fuck! - does that mean Crystal will have to change her name? Clearly she is a new age priestess with a name like Crystal! 🤯
 

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showinguphere

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I am sure we will hear all about it in about an hours time from the morning “it’s a thing” beach chat.
Didnt she love with both kids until everything blew up with her husband snd “lost everything “ about 4 years ago? That is what she bangs on about anyway. Maybe she is talking about the younger kid being 3 as older kid was happily loving with mum in this real living article when he was 3. God the Crystal time warp is confusing.
 

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showinguphere

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Especially that painted floor! I’ll be curious to see the mess that turns into. Nobody in their right mind would paint what appears to be a tile floor in a high foot traffic environment like a restaurant with dining chairs and bus carts being dragged across it and mopped every night. It’s 🤯
Look- I love a good DIY. But Crystal just posted that she is researching how to do a vintage checkerboard floor for her kiosk reno. I would be shitting myself doing this with 5 minutes notice for a commercial client on the beach. A client who you assume has to clean the floor with commercial products. Absolutely. Shitting. Myself.

So all those monologues where she laughs and says she doesn’t know what she is doing and that she has had no formal training...... well........
I think that although the freebies were offered probably with good intentions, they may not long term be in the best interests of the client. There is a reason why designers design with the given that proper tradies will be doing the job.
Unless of course the space was so bad that anything she does (let’s exclude the contact Benchtop) is going to be better.

I guess it only has to look good for the gram photo tho right?
Eek.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

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I’m so sick of her shit. She spent all of yesterday crying about the misery inflicted on her for the last 5 years without her kids, as if they had been kidnapped from her. Bitch, you didn’t have your kids because you are a massively unfit mother. Presumably two different courts for each of the children/fathers determined that they would be safer without you as a constant presence in their lives. This was not done to you, this was done by you. You, YOU are the problem. No one else.

So she didn’t win the battle with custody? 🤔
I’m not convinced she has permanent primary custody of either of them. Regarding the older one that she is getting today, she is being purposely vague and dancing around the details like she does when she spins shit to make herself look good. I guess time will tell but I can’t imagine any court thinking she is stable enough to have those boys for good.
 
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