shortpoppysyndrome
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Her thinking she should offer advice on how to transform this new restaurant is off the chart levels of delusion. I still can’t believe she thinks the fish place looks better.
I think you are right- I think it is a cover story to explain her need to get in front of the camera and do her monologues about herself. Same with the raw and (supposedly) real.Yeah, she stays curiously vague about that, doesn’t she?
Is she pretending that her daily manic rants are pearls of wisdom that she is dropping on her followers and just by watching her she is helping you design your dreams?
Or had she offered a masterclass or structured coaching at some point (like every other unqualified twit on SM)? I know she said The Secret Garden was supposed to be a space for classes and mentoring woman but we see what happened with that - exactly nothing.
Or does she think simply encouraging you to hang her curtains up is all it takes to help you to design your dreams?
She loves thinking up catch phrases as much as old girl Leila does. I’m guessing she came up with design your dreams without thinking through exactly how she was going to implement it. She struck gold with raw and real though, I’ll give her that. It’s really putting a clever spin on ‘watch me melt down before your eyes’.
Having no money isn’t an excuse Crystal, it’s a pretty damned good reason to not start a business. Your imaginary sky wizard isn’t about to start raining money down on us all now is he?Not this crazy broad lying again about doing everything all on her own and berating people for having a victim mentality and making excuses, which is pretty fucking rich coming from the queen of victimization. She claims she never had the money or a supportive partner, nobody beside her cheering her on in the last 5 years, she just did it anyway and her Tamworth studio is a perfect example. Bitch! How the fuck did you afford that $30,000 fit out and merchandising with no financial help?? Who put a roof over your head and fed your ass when you were so worthless you couldn’t do it for yourself? Who shows up - on camera - every time you have to build something or tear it apart or move it or need help with a sale? I’m sure her mum and dad would have a VERY different narrative about her not being supported than bossbabe Crystal does. Her entire fucking family showed up to tear apart the studio 2 weeks ago when she had to relinquish it because she couldn’t afford it (jUsT do THe dAmN ThINg, even if you can’t afford it!), documented in your stories. This filthy liar, so pathetic.
This bitch is absolutely off her rocker. She needs meds, immediately.Right?? Maybe out drinking back in my 20s but never anywhere close to a camera
What is this bullshit she’s on about now?
She’s not just an interior designer, she’s called to help women heal from trauma. She’s legit claiming she’s some kind of spiritual healer now. Wtf did I just watch?
Shes had so many opportunities to have a big design studio and lots of staff (my ass you have!) but she just can’t commit to that full time because of her mission to help women. She’s been healing women, guys! In case you’re a new follower of hers and didn‘t know that.
And then in the next breath she’s telling us her life has been utter chaos until a month ago and that she is essentially a manic, drunken mess.
And then she goes on to say that she designed the house that she’s in now
Fuck me!
She’s always been a narc and a bullshit artist but this is the first time her delusional disorder has been so in your face. Honestly, it’s disturbing. She’s really mentally unwell.
who knows, I'd say she palmed it off to the parents when she dropped Johnny back to Tamworth.Where’s the dog?
Welcome, welcome all new visitors.Now she’s posting a link directly to this thread? Is she hoping her fake followers come over in droves to defend her? The silence is deafening![]()
Oh, I don’t think she can go even that long. I’ll say the 4th.Does she know it’s January? The month she said she was going off socials for?
Ok, so we all lost the prediction about how long until she posted for because we thought at least two days.
Let’s start a new one- how long until a raw and real talk? I give it until January 6.
Especially the feasts she prepares herself for breakfast! It would take me an hour to be able to move after eating that much food!No way Crystal can prepare breakfast for two, eat it, get her son in uniform and organised, and drive from Byron Not Byron to Byron to drop him off in an hour.
You’re right, appalled is the right descriptive word here. I’m both disgusted and shocked.maybe we should take this discussion to Instagram and shout it out on stories and then tag her in it. Apparently that is better than this gossip forum.
MASSIVE HYPOCRITE. And everything she is posting about this situation is just disgusting.
I am appalled.
It’s almost like she was drunk instagramming last night and then woke up today trying to justify it all. I cannot think of one reason why she would need to sit there on the beach at 7am gobbing on about it when she could be getting in the car and driving to see her kid. Other than to try and explain what her drunk posts were about. She has made it so much worse.
Top tip Crystal. NEVER post on Instagram after a glass of wine. Especially on a business account. This is especially important for you.
It’s all a sign from God though, Jo! Clearly Byron is hallowed ground. The rumor of the Christian buying the $10 mil heathen new age house to tear it down confirms it! Next she’ll be telling us she saw Jesus’s second coming on the beach in front of her, watched him walk right out of the waves and sit down next to her while she was reading her Bible.I have a biblical name and I don’t believe in God. So that really means nothing crystal.
Look- I love a good DIY. But Crystal just posted that she is researching how to do a vintage checkerboard floor for her kiosk reno. I would be shitting myself doing this with 5 minutes notice for a commercial client on the beach. A client who you assume has to clean the floor with commercial products. Absolutely. Shitting. Myself.Especially that painted floor! I’ll be curious to see the mess that turns into. Nobody in their right mind would paint what appears to be a tile floor in a high foot traffic environment like a restaurant with dining chairs and bus carts being dragged across it and mopped every night. It’s![]()
I’m not convinced she has permanent primary custody of either of them. Regarding the older one that she is getting today, she is being purposely vague and dancing around the details like she does when she spins shit to make herself look good. I guess time will tell but I can’t imagine any court thinking she is stable enough to have those boys for good.So she didn’t win the battle with custody?![]()