BasilRathbon
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Coronavirus was created by Philip Schofield in his dressing room on This Morning to divert attention away from the stories about him grooming teenage boys. He only meant to create a small pandemic but was distracted by Holly Willoughby snorting coke off his bollocks and accidentally increased the dose so it spread throughout the western world.
Well, that's what my mate in the pub says and I trust him because he's a time traveller from the future and knows a lot of things I don't.
Well, that's what my mate in the pub says and I trust him because he's a time traveller from the future and knows a lot of things I don't.