Coronavirus Disease Outbreak COVID-19 #23

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I'd be keeping more than 2mtrs from them then...
I have no intention to meet them. It's just concerning that there seem to be many people that don't follow the lockdown rules and socialise with people outside their household.
 
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Matt Hancock answered this on Newsnight a couple of weeks ago. He said you can drive 5 - 10 mins to take exercise. The wording has not been updated on the government site though.
I personally think he fucked up there. Boris has previously said walk/cycle from your address.
 
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I'm on a dating app, and various guys I've spoken to in recent days ask me to meet them in the park for a walk. What is wrong with these people?! Don't they read the news at all?! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
I am in a long term relationship but have a good number of followers on Instagram. I posted a selfie over the weekend and I have never had so many comments from men complimenting me. The selfie was only of my face! πŸ˜‚ I think that single men are very frustrated at the moment and would most definitely risk getting Covid-19 if it meant that they could get their end away. πŸ˜‚ I can only imagine all of the shagging that is going to happen once the lockdown is lifted.
 
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I had to go out today, walked to the shop and on the way back a neighbour was sat in his garden he's in his 40s & waved at me. Said he hasn't seen a soul for about 4 weeks and thought he was going crazy so we spoke at a more than 2m distance for about 10 minutes & he thanked me for breaking up his day a bit. Then walked along to mines and had another neighbour screaming about how it's not okay to break the rules. Cba with the isolation police first time Iv been out in 2 weeks πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
 
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I personally think he fucked up there. Boris has previously said walk/cycle from your address.
I think the advice was to exercise within walking distance from home. The police were accused of being 'overzealous', however, people are still bending the rules. I know that locally to us all of the car parks and laybys have been chained or closed with barriers. We can reach the beach in 5 minutes by car so in theory, the entire town could exercise there if allowed to drive. We have only walked within the vicinity of our house and the police are still patrolling local beauty spots here. I think the government have really struggled to be clear on their guidelines.
 
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Ugh Hancock. Using that poor family's grief to make his speech emotional was very bleeping insensitive, they can't go back in time to say goodbye. Don't stand there saying how much it must have hurt.
 
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Ugh Hancock. Using that poor family's grief to make his speech emotional was very bleeping insensitive, they can't go back in time to say goodbye. Don't stand there saying how much it must have hurt.
I thought this too, imagine being the victim’s family and hearing him mention it or having people reach out to you to tell you that he was mentioned.
 
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I am in a long term relationship but have a good number of followers on Instagram. I posted a selfie over the weekend and I have never had so many comments from men complimenting me. The selfie was only of my face! πŸ˜‚ I think that single men are very frustrated at the moment and would most definitely risk getting Covid-19 if it meant that they could get their end away. πŸ˜‚ I can only imagine all of the shagging that is going to happen once the lockdown is lifted.
My friend sells sex dolls online. He was struggling to sell any. I spoke to him the other day and he confirmed they're completely out of stock with some of the ones on order already sold πŸ€’πŸ˜‚
 
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My friend sells sex dolls online. He was struggling to sell any. I spoke to him the other day and he confirmed they're completely out of stock with some of the ones on order already sold πŸ€’πŸ˜‚
This really made me laugh. I guess that if you are used to hookup culture and using apps to sleep with different women on a regular basis, your hand is only going to suffice for so long! πŸ˜‚
 
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This really made me laugh. I guess that if you are used to hookup culture and using apps to sleep with different women on a regular basis, your hand is only going to suffice for so long! πŸ˜‚
A lot of those men only think of us as a sex doll anyway to be fair. Pricks.
 
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My friend sells sex dolls online. He was struggling to sell any. I spoke to him the other day and he confirmed they're completely out of stock with some of the ones on order already sold πŸ€’πŸ˜‚
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I mean, tit has to be really really bad to want to resort to sticking your penis in a blow up plastic doll πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
What ever happened to porn and a tub of vaseline?! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
 
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This really made me laugh. I guess that if you are used to hookup culture and using apps to sleep with different women on a regular basis, your hand is only going to suffice for so long! πŸ˜‚
I always wondered how they compare :LOL:( the dolls)
 
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Trumps invited recovered Corona patients to the White House to share their stories with the American people ...wonder will he include a backhander to plug the new drug that he so readily mentions (you know the one he's a share in );)
Do you think got a Modi-st backhander himself? Or just paid in political points? πŸ˜‰
 
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My friend sells sex dolls online. He was struggling to sell any. I spoke to him the other day and he confirmed they're completely out of stock with some of the ones on order already sold πŸ€’πŸ˜‚
By 'my friend' you mean yourself right?
 
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I always wondered how they compare :LOL:( the dolls)
I used to be a PA in a not very politically correct office and when one of the Directors left, the others bought a blow up doll to put in his office on his last day. I had to inflate it and everyone was walking past laughing at me as I did. This was a cheap one and it had that weird open mouth which freaked me out, I wondered how anyone would want to shag it!

Monkeybum, is he selling ones like this or the scary robot ones?
 
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