Coronavirus Disease Outbreak COVID-19 #21

[monga]

After all the rumours that his fiance slugged him one a few weeks ago after she found him cheating on her, I would be surprised if she cut his todger off.

John Wayne Bobitt in a parliamentary setting

 

[coconochanel]

I blame it on the Easter bunny

Or the full moon....if there was one.

 

[monga]

Well no alcohol was involved in my part....although you wouldn't think it from reading my posts.

 

[Oohthedrama]

I'm waiting on the Trump lyrics or the post

Oh listen,
I need to give it a day or two before I upset another member with some “Irish crap” or something trump related
I’ve filled my quota for the week, I’m playing nice

 

[BallroomBear]

Well no alcohol was involved in my part....although you wouldn't think it from reading my posts.

Such a fibber. . .

 

[monga]

Or the full moon....if there was one.

Come to think of it we missed the Pink moon the other night !

 

[Tillybanks]

Health care assistants can’t sign off death certificates, they don’t have any registration

And Btw I had to put out a cardiac arrest call out today and do CPR

U should be questioning your source

Thank you So much crap people are spouting currently that some people believe will make people ill

 

[MakeMineADouble]

I only just found out tonight that the actors that played Father Ted and Father Jack died on the same day 18 years apart. Immediately made me think of the Irish Crap Post of the Day....

Then immediately felt terrible for insinuating it was crap post.

 

[monga]

Oh listen,
I need to give it a day or two before I upset another member with some “Irish crap” or something trump related
I’ve filled my quota for the week, I’m playing nice

Well he's just limbering up beside me now on Facebook ....Hhhhheerrreeess Ddddooonnaallldd

 

[Oohthedrama]

Come to think of it we missed the Pink moon the other night !

I saw it from the fields when I was out getting the potatoes in for the tea... #irishcrap

Spoiler: Pink moon - smoked

Oh tit that was paddy’s lunch roll for da instagram post...

 

[KateESJ]

It may be because it's late and I'm tired but I just laughed too hard at this.

 

[coconochanel]

Well he's just limbering up beside me now on Facebook ....Hhhhheerrreeess Ddddooonnaallldd

Genuine question does Trump wear fake tan?

 

[monga]

I saw it from the fields when I was out getting the potatoes in for the tea... #irishcrap

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Delicious in a bit of soda bread

 

[mummy2under2]

This thread is scrambling my brain tonight

 

[monga]

It may be because it's late and I'm tired but I just laughed too hard at this.
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Blame predictive text

 

[imaginedragon83]

I was out tonight - a good turn out and so lovely to see. After we finished clapping one house started blasting youll never walk alone (I’m from Liverpool) and everyone started singing. Slightly cringe but also quite lovely to see.

Lived in Liverpool for a few years (worked there wasn't a student) and it is honestly the best city. The people make it. Kindest warmest people ive ever met

 

[KateESJ]

Blame predictive text

love a good predictive text fail.

I also love the implication that this person uses the word vadge more than badge, for it to autocorrect to that.

 

[Oohthedrama]

I also love the implication that this person uses the word vadge more than badge, for it to autocorrect to that.

It’s like it’s come full circle and we’re already back to the clap.


Trump TV.
Amazing testing, phenomenal testing, we have the best testing in the world, it couldn’t be any better, I would say we’re the leader of the pack.....tremendous testing.... amazing.

Trump bingo.
phenomenal
Exceptional
Amazing
Tremendous

 

[Renegadedancer]

Genuine question does Trump wear fake tan?

Yes I think so, but not around the eye area. Look and you will see what I Mean

 

[coconochanel]

Yes I think so, but not around the eye area. Look and you will see what I Mean

Yeah thats what made me ask. Either that or he needs a new shade of concealer.