At this stage, I think a recap would take me a week
I see there are some new members though so just off the top of my head, to summarise Toni in the laziest way (just like our queen)…
Husband Perfect Paul the slave, she may not be his “type”
Children M & MM. We don’t discuss them, only Toni’s lack of privacy and respect for them on social media
Social housing - commandeered bedroom adapted for her son. Decorated it like a caravan.
Weighloss surgery
Scandal
Boob reduction surgery
Pending court case?
Scandal continues, millionaire business partner gone. (Cliona)
MUA - works 2 half days a week doing brows
Make a wish foundation bedroom for son - looks like a kitchen
Pandemic strikes - Toni does what she wants but likes to preach rules to others
Squandered Covid grant money on home renovations to her social housing. New bathroom, new kitchen, new everything in the house, glass wall pending….
IKEA trips for hangers
Paul got Covid, couldn’t cope with own children.
Tears and snotters on stories
Travelled for cosmetic surgery (nip, tuck etc) to foreign country with Covid positive husband while whole family should have been isolating.
“I’m alive”
Meals in bed
Wound infection
5324 visits to Dr’s
Jade Holland Copper equestrian chic
£200 wellies
The hats
Unwashed hair
Mirror selfie’s showing all
Unwashed body
Cookery demos
Coat press/ Pantry
CMB cosmetics, Estée Lauder nervous
Shitty stick
Juicy Luci
Where’s the ingredients?
Council investigation
Black Friday deals but don’t spend money
Shop local - dress from Lithuania
Staff do - poor me
Butcher showdown
Money burning a hole in pocket, don’t tell tax man
Hotel stay - freeloading family
Parents etc - aka the Clampett’s
Possible bankruptcy pending
No friends
No employees
Do as I say not as I do
Illiterate
Warehouse sleepover featuring portaloo
Biggest hypocrite
Hates brides
No pussies
11:11
Prays for us headers
GIF Jesus
Please feel free to add