Coatesy & Ems

[Hmmm?]

The account is about them buying food, eating food and the baby. Nothing else. How boring is that!

 

[HannahF]

So theyve been to Morrisons twice today!!! Twice!! Poor baby could of done something more fun like a swim lesson, walk around a park even. No it gets to see the wonderful aisles of Morrisons twice in one day!!

 

[justwatching4fun]

It’s not as if she takes the baby to loads of classes, play dates , swimming etc. she just sits there all day with the baby and then boosts the baby slept through but then proceeds to say they both need a strong coffee first thing.

 

[mooseknuckle]

I’ve just realised I’m blocked, jesus not even a week old yet and she’s already blocking anyone that has anything negative to say

I mean I say negative, it wasn’t, it was just a concerned comment about putting a newborn on bloody TikTok, they’ve really gone down in my estimations. Just like the rest of them

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

I called it being gifted. No way it wasn’t given how much they were fawning over how great it was. Not to mention I couldn’t see them actually paying for that cottage - I bet it’s eye wateringly expensive. And had like 3 bedrooms for just them. They should be ashamed of themselves for not declaring it properly. It’s your job, do better. They shouted lyrical over the place on multiple stories for the entire stay. They should be reported.

 

[justwatching4fun]

Do you find Emma has no clue about life. She sounds surprised that a wedding takes time to organise, she sounds surprised that Bella isn’t sleeping on her own cos she’s always held, she sounds surprised Bella has no expression or interacts etc (try taking her to do baby friendly stuff!)
It’s like she doesn’t have any friends which have gotten married or had kids that she can ask or hang with.

 

[Potato_waffle]

I much prefer Emma when he's not around. In fact, I just don't really like him. He's also incredibly boring. How is he not bored?

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

I'm predicting an announcement that she's pregnant whilst on the cruise (I think it's a cruise they're on, they've not really mentioned it) some cheesy picture whilst they're on the beach or something

 

[Mrloverlover]

when i was young i was told not to talk to strangers or take things off them, now parents are handing creeps photos of there newborns and toddlers and taking gifts off anyone who will give to them, what happened to child protection! what an odd world now

 

[mooseknuckle]

As soon as I seen the ‘baby mama’ videos etc I thought oh god they’re just going to video absolutely everything aren’t they like that bloody noturbasicmama, she was on her phone every single second apart from the half hour or so giving birth, absolutely tragic.

I’m so glad they are staying off Social Media and hope they enjoy the first few days as parents to themselves, it’s such a scary but amazing feeling. I do like them it was just getting annoying with the constant updates but I think they’ll be brilliant parents.

 

[hellomynameis88]

He looks a right bad pisshead now, absolute state of him, all on show aswell for everyone on tik tok to see. Needs to sort himself out and that twat emma needs to stop thinking she’s a princess. Both need to get proper jobs and grow up.

 

[randomusername12354]

Aw ffs as if he cut up her microwave spag bol for her to eat!! Literally get off your arse put the baby down and sit and eat it properly! If you’re well enough to sit and eat that you can sit at a table!

 

[LaughingCow]

And this exactly why it’s so morally wrong and I just don’t agree with it. So many families are struggling and going without the bare minimum, working because they can’t afford not too but then giving their wages away because they need to pay for childcare it’s just messed up! The worse thing I find with these tiktokers is none of them appreciate it and instead act like it’s their right! She doesn’t realise how lucky she is to be able to stay at home and watch her baby grow up whilst also having a partner home full time too with spare money to be able to go out everyday and multiple holidays.

that two spoons they go to why do they get free ‘complimentary’ food everytime?! I would love to hear from someone local who may go there regularly as I wonder if they get free food everytime they go in? And half the time they waste it as it’s too much but rather than saying no or saying to pass the freebie onto another customer they take take take. Why is their custom more important than someone else’s just because they’ve got a phone in their face?

They don’t live in the real world unfortunately and the sooner this TikTok social media influencers trend ends the better as there is no justifiable reason why they get paid what they do.

I live locally and have never received anything complimentary at Two Spoons & I am a pretty regular customer and so are my family members who have also never received anything free there. Not that we expect it. We pay & tip as we should. There are also lots of other options to go too on the High Street, but they only ever seem to go there, so I reckon they are getting it for free. Two Spoons also always share them on their socials.

 

[MumOfPeanuts]

They live in laaa laaa teletubby land. If he had to go work and get a job like the rest of us and she had to be on her own with the baby they’d be more likeable. I think these tik tokkers don’t realise people prefer normal people not dossers.

 

[MsGilmore]

The strawberry obsession is weird. Bella is a person not a doll!

 

[justwatching4fun]

It’s clear as anything is gifted / Ad because they have no clue about what’s on the cruise etc. if you paid for the holiday you would have read up about it before booking! You don’t just book a cruise for the fun of it

 

[Elliesmum13]

He’s a mess! For a young guy he looks so old,haggard and bloated. Needs to stop filming so close up asap as he’s not a pretty sight. The wee baby is adorable. He winds me up with how he picks at absolutely everything Emma says or does. I find him so annoying.

 

[Hmmm?]

In her recent vid about getting him an Easter present and its just beer and she says "I dont know someone who loves beer as much as Ryan" ... its cos he's an alcoholic hun she's just enabling it even more

She can treat it as a joke right now, but looking at his face/skin is enough to tell you that he’s in alcoholic.

 

[Sassie]

Beer breath with bits of food in his beard with holes in his boxers and breathing heavy

… and his sweaty hands pawing all over you (as I’ve said here before, 100% looks the type to have the most clammy hands). Ugh, he’s gross.

 

[givemethegossx]

I started Greys about two weeks ago. I do one episode a day whilst cooking dinner/cleaning - maybe even a second if I feel like chilling in the evening with an episode. I don’t understand how she can watch so many so quickly.

don't worry she won't be able to binge watch tv shows when she has a toddler running around