Cleanqueen25

[imhereliveimnotacat]

God she's a smug cunt

 

[Emma20191988]

How much crap has she bought for this holiday..?! Also painting the room the wrong shade of pink made me laugh

 

[fischfan]

I think she actively looks for reasons to buy more tat. “Lily has had a few tantrums so this is what I’ve bought to help this phase”

Why can she not navigate parenting and its many challenges with resorting to spending. It’s weird…

 

[spongey]

Does becoming a parent mean you end up just buying shitloads of plastic junk? She bought another bubble machine because the other one had packed in, although she hadn't checked to see if the batteries needed changed

 

[Peach97]

Came here to say this. Does ANYONE except her and her partner actually give a shit about these intricate, detailed sleep updates.

From the texts between her and her partner, I don’t even think he gives a shit

 

[Mum3boys]

She always seems so pure chuffed with herself that she’s rarely without a pastry in her hand … weird

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

The poor big yin missing Christmas events because he's out working overtime because their mortgage has doubled in price and she's out buying more utter shite. Going to drive in movies which is like £50 a car. In laws gave them an asda voucher and she's buying shite with it. She must spend a fortune alone on sugary crap and caramel syrup for her coffees

 

[Princesspoppy666]

She’s spent the past year hiding Lilly’s face and on her first birthday she’s put a full photo of her on the gram? Don’t get it

 

[Mum3boys]

There is definetely more to Jenna than the fakery she puts out there, and now she’s a Maw it’s shone through she’s actually a bit of a bitch

 

[fischfan]

Only Jenna would go on a family holiday discover Heron Foods and decide to do a food shop. She is obsessed with spending money on shite, so much for running her cupboards/freezer down before doing a big Christmas shop

 

[Emma20191988]

She’s such an irritating pregnant person.. didn’t have morning sickness, not worried about the birth, recommending baby things before she’s even had a baby! Super organised and smug. Really winds me up

 

[Jaggythistle]

I can see the first birthday post to the new baby now. “ 12 months post partum”
I‘ve never referenced myself as post Partum, and never have any of my friends.
For fucks sake Jemma get yourself some sort of personality that doesn’t involve you being a”maw”

 

[Tamij]

Her entire personality is motherhood.
It’s so boring.

 

[Curly]

Why do people think it’s acceptable to open their eyes and then talk to their phones telling strangers about their babies sleep. She must open her eyes and pick up the phone to update. Mortified that she’s a high school
Teacher and there she is lying in her pit smacking her lips. Also 50 additions to ger porridge this morning

 

[fischfan]

She’s having a “no spend” month because her and the big yin ( absolute ) have big financial plans this year. Well Jenna frankly with the amount you spend on absolute crap, one can only assume those ambitious plans involve a takeover of meta from Mark Zuckerberg because that’s the sort of spare cash you could have if you halt the needless frivolity

Also zoomed in on the picture of her and Lily and got a jump scare. I’m 40 this year and she looks about 10 years older than I do. And so much for not showing Lily’s face on social media….

 

[KindnessWins]

Exactly, don't take food from a community food hub if you can stretch to paying a cleaner.
It's really shown her true colours this maternity leave, I used to think she was relatable and down to earth, now she does my tits in.

Me too. I really enjoyed her content and followed her for a few years. But I agree, she has shown what she is really like.

Tbh, there’s no reason for her to be skint. It’s not like they have a big house with a massive mortgage. And her boyfriend seems to do a lot of overtime so they should be ok money wise. So I don’t get the point of pleading poverty and posting about budgeting etc.
She should spend more time tidying her midden rather than creating more mess with her shite sensory activities.
I fail to understand how her place can get so bad when she’s at home all day. It’s take 5 mins to tidy up after yourself.

And as for cleaning the high chair 3 times a day, fuck it out the back garden and spray it down if it’s that bad. I’ve never known a kid to make as much mess as hers when eating. Probably due to the fact that the plate is so full the kid doesn’t know weather to eat it or climb it.

 

[Picklelily]

Howling that she’s getting around this “no spend” stuff by just making everyone else pay for stuff or justifying it as Lily needed it

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

She thinks she knows it all and is the best maw on the planet all because she smashes an avocado and allows her kid to pull post it notes off the walls.

She is so bloody annoying, she needs to fuck off back to work and get off media the smug cunt.

 

[fischfan]

I wonder how long Richard working part time and her being full time will last once the new baby and her next mat leave is out the way. Considering she apparently wasnt trying for baby number 2, i must say the timing of her mat leave ending and Lily’s extra funded nursery hours do seem pretty fortuitous. It’s almost as if they were waiting until the age where they wouldn’t have to fork out for two lots of nursery fees

 

[Swirlyicecream]

I’m a mum and I can’t even bare to watch her stories.
Being a mum is her whole personality ,to be fair it was only cleaning & binge eating/buying shit before she got pregnant so I’m not sure what I was expecting