Cleanqueen25

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Why is she constantly pushing that little girl to do educational activities, she's TWO, fuck sake it's never ending.
She's doing it for herself, because she wants people to look at her and think that she's this perfect mother. No wonder the big yin fucks off for the week, I bet he can't stand to be around her at times.

 

[Curly]

And it was hardly a wee basic milk and bread shop.
that wee baby is going to be so focussed on food as she grows as it’s all her mum focusses on

 

[Emma20191988]

She’s acting like she’s done all this before, and it’s Richards first time. “I left her on her own with Dad, and they were absolutely fine”. How patronising

 

[Aceofspades]

So she didn’t have the right means to pay for soft play, Lily didn’t know this, but to compensate for the baby missing out, she bought her more stuff? Make it make sense

 

[fischfan]

Does Lily not get a bloody day off??? Spent the morning at nursery and she’s back at home for some “fun” activities. Next she’s tasked with chopping tomatoes using kids knives whilst Jennas full on giving her whiplash so she’s not on camera only for her to be in full shot in the next story…make it make sense!!!!

Also I’m guessing the meal plan has gone out the window as I’m pretty sure quiche and salad was Sundays dinner

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

I’m hoping she means to her and Richard and not the family as a whole because that’s shitty to her sister if so

My thoughts exactly!!!!! Princess Lily bringing a joy that her nephews failed to achieve by the sounds of it. She's such an arsehole

 

[Curly]

As if she’s fed the baby Square sausage!
Also does anyone give a fuck how long anyones baby naps for

 

[fischfan]

What exactly has she got to be smug about anyway??? What she cared for her own child for a whole day and the only way she managed that was by impulse buying tat from the range and getting her man to bring in a McDonald’s for dinner. I’d hardly be celebrating that as a win even at 38 weeks pregnant. No doubt Richard will come home from working all day and the lazy midden will make him do the bedtime routine too.

Honestly never known anyone to make such a big deal about a days parenting. It really highlights how much help she gets as you can tell it doesn’t fell natural to her at all.

 

[Mum3boys]

Of course she has a drawer full of a ridiculous about of plastic for one kid
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Can’t stand the fact she calls it a contact nap either

 

[Mum3boys]

The baby will be like ten ton Tessie after another six months of this feeding regime

 

[fischfan]

Liar, liar pants on fire. She absolutely did meal prep an army worth of food when she was having Lily. Thought i was losing my mind but its mentioned on page 7/8 of this thread. Anything to sound even more smug with this one

 

[KindnessWins]

Shes never known any other mums who have went back full time....is she for real?

She obviously doesn’t have many friends with careers they value. The majority of people I know have went back full time. They may flex their hours or compress into 4 days but genuinely none of my friends gave up work or went part time. Great if you work in an industry that allows part time and you can afford it.

I’m still shocked she’s a teacher. Her spelling and punctuation are atrocious.

 

[maeve87]

Jenna is fab, I always look forward to her stories. Their new house is gorgeous. I'm slightly jealous lol but they deserve it they have obviously worked hard for it. I'm really pleased for them.

 

[Mum3boys]

Fuck me she’s boring. Cannot imagine having a whole ass conversation with a man about how much of a kids stocking will be wrapped . Like everything in Jenna’s world this bloody stocking will be super sized and jammed full of utter shite

 

[Mum3boys]

What the hell is this all about, airport outfit for next year???? Who could honestly be arsed, it’s just an excuse for more buying of things she doesn’t need. How does she know Lily will even be that size in a years time? Not always an exact science when it comes to kids Jenna you silly mare

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

She was so smug about that too.
I see the big play pen she bought ‘with a voucher’ is being dumped. Looking after the pennies my arse

I love a good clear out/trip to the dump but she is disgustingly wasteful

 

[Tamij]

And all this “filling her cup” bullshit.

 

[Hereforthegoss54]

In case anyone missed her update, she had a wonderful pregnant Christmas. She got pregnant presents, went out a pregnant walk and she cooked a pregnant Christmas dinner. They pulled pregnant crackers then they all sat down and watched pregnant Christmas telly. Has she mentioned that she's pregnant?

Can you believe she’s 9 months pregnant? You’d never know as she never mentions it

 

[Strawberry13]

Honestly the baby free days are a joke. This maw needs a sleep ? Your kid naps - sleep when she does she’s not a newborn & you don’t have older kids to do a school run or nursery run for so what’s the problem ?

What was the point of having “accidentally” falling pregnant and the big woohah of keeping the baby etc if you are gonna pap her off left right and centre

 

[spongey]

I just watched the stories, she's unbelievable.

"I naively thought all the babies would be like mine and just sleep"

Why doesn't she take her perfect baby to a regular cinema screening then? If the other babies are selfishly ruining her experience and she's so confident that hers will sleep through.