duck me she’s boring. Cannot imagine having a whole ass conversation with a man about how much of a kids stocking will be wrapped . Like everything in Jenna’s world this bloody stocking will be super sized and jammed full of utter rit
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🫣 like seriously
Thanks for letting us all know what presents she'll get, whether you will wrap them or not, if you'll have them set up underneath the Christmas tree or in the play room, or perhaps you'll allow her to have them on Christmas eve 
She isn't getting a chocolate advent calendar though, she's getting a book every day, because Mum of the year has to push her daughter onto books even if the poor child doesn't want them. My god, she will fill her full of croissants, pastries & the likes, but won't allow her one teeny, tiny, miniscule chocolate a day.
duck off with your perfect mother routine, it's boring us all, Jenna
She isn't getting a chocolate advent calendar though, she's getting a book every day, because Mum of the year has to push her daughter onto books even if the poor child doesn't want them. My god, she will fill her full of croissants, pastries & the likes, but won't allow her one teeny, tiny, miniscule chocolate a day.
duck off with your perfect mother routine, it's boring us all, Jenna
With how much rit she’s been buying since about January 3rd, the kid could start opening presents today and still not be finished come the 25th December.
I’m actually waiting for the next pregnancy announcement tbh. Sitting on her a having days “coorie-ing” in with a baby sounds about right for lazy Jenna. No doubt her and Richard have agreed with one and done for now but she will magically fall pregnant like how she did when she proclaimed she didn’t want kids and was up the duff a couple of months later. I call her saying that she thought breastfeeding was surprisingly not adequate contraception as she thought.
I’m actually waiting for the next pregnancy announcement tbh. Sitting on her a having days “coorie-ing” in with a baby sounds about right for lazy Jenna. No doubt her and Richard have agreed with one and done for now but she will magically fall pregnant like how she did when she proclaimed she didn’t want kids and was up the duff a couple of months later. I call her saying that she thought breastfeeding was surprisingly not adequate contraception as she thought.
I have ended up here because no one on Instagram annoys me more than this women. She is literally the most annoying first time mum I have EVER came across. She behaves like she’s mother of the year and would make anyone with kids feel bad for not having a whole sensory activity experience set up before 7am and a Christmas stocking planned and co ordinated before mid November! And don’t get me started on the absolute pure rit she eats and buys!!! How the duck does her ‘big yin’ tolerate bett midler
How much screen time was she giving Lily to decide to have to give a screen time ban to a 1 year old 
Likely a hell of a lot more than she lets on seen as she’s Supermum and in the running for a mum of the Year the big bore
“Since I’ve been back at work”. Must be Richard who’s letting her watch the tv. She never mentions how that set up is going, maybe not as rosy!How much screen time was she giving Lily to decide to have to give a screen time ban to a 1 year old
Always says how great the nursery is, and how much it’s bringing her on, but never anything about how amazing the big yin is - and she never misses a chance to brag!
The amount of sugar and sweetness in that bowl makes my teeth hurt 
But the baby ‘gobbles’ it upThe amount of sugar and sweetness in that bowl makes my teeth hurt
did you all know porridge was a hot breakfast??
her wean is going to have diabetes before school with the amount of sugar she’s given
“Non negotiable” meanwhile passing judgment to every family that do allow their child to use screens at the table while out, that’s the way I took it anyway. Goody two shoes honestly, I often wonder what her sister thinks about some of her comments and the way she thinks she’s better than every other parent out there 
She's so bleeping annoying with her whole holier than thou perfect parenting attitude. No screen time in a restaurant, but proceeds to buy a metal tin with pieces that will be clattering about or getting lobbed across the restaurant by Lily.
Stop making out that you're so perfect and everything in your world is fluffy clouds and rainbows, Jenna, it's so bloody tiresome.
Stop making out that you're so perfect and everything in your world is fluffy clouds and rainbows, Jenna, it's so bloody tiresome.
Smug attitude about screens meanwhile she's passing her downright dangerous attitude towards food (gluttony/greed) to her 1 year old. Ok jenna
Happy to declare her child will eat anything including diabetes inducing sugar laden breakfasts but horrified by the notion of screen time at dinner despite less than 2 weeks ago saying TV had gotten through lilys latest bout of illness.
Must be great to live in a perfect world when it suits you….. PS Jenna you are completely smug and unlikeable. You talk of the idea that whatever makes “maw life” easier only when it suits you but equally happy to mum shame those who do not live up to your self imposed standards. Wake up, parenting is hard - we’re all trying our best and do not need schooled by do gooders
Must be great to live in a perfect world when it suits you….. PS Jenna you are completely smug and unlikeable. You talk of the idea that whatever makes “maw life” easier only when it suits you but equally happy to mum shame those who do not live up to your self imposed standards. Wake up, parenting is hard - we’re all trying our best and do not need schooled by do gooders
Im not convinced she’s as confident/happy with motherhood as she portrays. She goes on too much.Happy to declare her child will eat anything including diabetes inducing sugar laden breakfasts but horrified by the notion of screen time at dinner despite less than 2 weeks ago saying TV had gotten through lilys latest bout of illness.
Must be great to live in a perfect world when it suits you….. PS Jenna you are completely smug and unlikeable. You talk of the idea that whatever makes “maw life” easier only when it suits you but equally happy to mum shame those who do not live up to your self imposed standards. Wake up, parenting is hard - we’re all trying our best and do not need schooled by do gooders
& like a previous poster said, the damage she will cause that child around food is far worse than screen time.
This ‘maw’ might be a teacher but her grasp of spelling and language is appalling.
“Loafs” ffs.
“Loafs” ffs.
I’m definitely a fan of getting the most out of every hair wash but she might want to cool down with the slick back look and wash that hair a bit more frequently. Not only is it making traction alopecia a real issue, her hair tends to look like you could fry your Christmas roast totties in it about 90% of the time
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It’s not a good look for her as her head is massive anyway so she just looks like mega mind