Cleaning With Mario

[ka1982]

Why the hell has he started calling himself boushy (its not a real word so i have no idea how to spell it haha).

I keep singing that song “Bose” or whatever it’s called when I hear that word saint Marion says. I imagine him and Derek roaming the streets of downtown Glasgow doing that hip swing walk while I sing it in my head

 

[Badaboom]

Mario, I’m obsessed with makeup and I’m good at it! Did he need a bigger mirror because he couldn’t fit his big head into the other one?

Why the hell has he started calling himself boushy (its not a real word so i have no idea how to spell it haha).

It was so weird that he said it so many times!

I looked it up, apparently it is Boujee, hip hop slang for bourgeois.

 

[Babe123xx]

Mario hen a think you need a new sofa tee match that new footstool lovely, better start dropping hints now hen and you might have a wee crushed velvet one by Christmas x x all ma love lovlies xxx

 

[nineteenninety3]

Mario, I’m obsessed with makeup and I’m good at it! Did he need a bigger mirror because he couldn’t fit his big head into the other one?


It was so weird that he said it so many times!

I looked it up, apparently it is Boujee, hip hop slang for bourgeois.

Obsessed with make up but barely uses it and doesn't bother with much past skin make up ok girl.

 

[Ymuzz]

Jamie Genevieve says bouji (but she’s perfect and not a tit like Mario) so maybe he picked it up from her or it’s just a new phrase they’re using around those parts of Scotland

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

Someone should gift him a new t-shirt, that pink/ red monstrosity is about ready to walk out on him

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Jamie Genevieve says bouji (but she’s perfect and not a tit like Mario) so maybe he picked it up from her or it’s just a new phrase they’re using around those parts of Scotland

He watches Rupaul's Drag Race and its been used on there by various queens for years so I reckon he's got it from there tbh

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

He does realise that it’s Hannah from Ava May he is meeting and not the frigging queen? It better be a great party after all this build up.

Also, anyone struggling to wait two whole days before we are allowed to see his tacky footstool all dressed? No, me neither.

It’s so badly made. My first ever attempt at upholstery was much better than that. It also doesn’t match the height of the sofa so not used what it’s supposed to be used for.

I can’t anymore he just admitted to using two bottles of bleach or toilet duck a week down his toilet. And that makes him boujee. No sorry that makes you totally uneducated about the harm these products are causing being flushed into our water ways not to mention the amount of plastic he must be going through. You are not bloody Beyoncé because you use a Shite load of cleaning chemicals products. Why is it all the cleaning account who have animals seem to care the least about animal testing and the amount of harm the products/ plastic they use is causing animals. He spoke about animal testing and his response was he didn’t care he was over it. Then they make out like they are animal lover of the year cause that talk to there pets like bloody babies. I can’t anymore our planet is fucked with all these morons.

 

[nineteenninety3]

He watches Rupaul's Drag Race and its been used on there by various queens for years so I reckon he's got it from there tbh

A lot of YouTubers also use it, ryland and Morgan Adams for example, it definitely isn't a Scottish thing [emoji23]

 

[Ymuzz]

Haha phew! I don’t watch RuPaul but that makes sense...what a stupid word

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Does anyone think he’s imitating Westholme with the “boujee” after hearing her using “joujee” (honestly how do you even spell these words) and the talking to the cat? He is the ultimate cringe factor

 

[Divinechat]

Oh good god , lying in bed singing and miming . Its so bad and poor Derek wont even look at him. Does he actually think he is entertaining ?

 

[Divinechat]

And here it is the foot stool and throw .....

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

And here it is the foot stool and throw .....

That throw is the ugliest damn thing I've ever seen. The stool is also as hideous as Mario's personality

 

[Pinkloopsy]

I thought it was a scratching post for wee Rayn

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

And here it is the foot stool and throw .....

Clearly hours of styling went into that.

 

[Couldn'tthinkofaname]

Looks like the throw has just been chucked on as an afterthought!

 

[aims24x]

As soon as my boyfriend hears “hello ma lovelies” from my phone I get “turn him off for duck sake my ears can’t take it” ! I just showed him the ‘my singing’ story highlight we got 2 stories in before I had to turn it off! Poor derek in the back ground my bf would smack me with a pillow if I did that

 

[CrapEars]

And here it is the foot stool and throw .....

Has he got the HinchFilter on that? The grey one?
They’re different greys, a warm and a cold. They don’t go together.
Is that just plonked in the lounge so they can sit & admire it? It’s bloody silly. A house is for living in, not ‘staging’, they live in a one bedroom flat not a bleeping palace.
It’s just more tit to dust!
And yes, if I had that, my cat would use it as a scratching post and then go to sleep on it after kneading the blanket and pulling all the fibres out. I imagine Rayn will do the same. And hopefully throw up on it too.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

And here it is the foot stool and throw .....

THAT took 3 days of dressing?