Will await the really awkward photos...He does realise that it’s Hannah from Ava May he is meeting and not the frigging queen? It better be a great party after all this build up.
Also, anyone struggling to wait two whole days before we are allowed to see his tacky footstool all dressed? No, me neither.
No, he’s been invited to an Ava May party, I can’t remember what the occasion is it may just be a party for her ‘brand ambassadors’ I wasn’t paying attentionWait is Ava may going to his house?
What. The. Actual. Fuck.No, he’s been invited to an Ava May party, I can’t remember what the occasion is it may just be a party for her ‘brand ambassadors’ I wasn’t paying attention
IKR? and he is more excited for that than attending his friends wedding! Hope his friend doesn’t follow his insta.What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Smells lush on him doesny on mario...of course marioOMG - he’s there boasting about using Tom Ford (which is extortionate) and wee Del Boy gets a 15 quid pile of crap from Savers. Oh my sides
Don’t u know the guruls keep his Tom ford roll on in they handbag on a night ootAsk my girls they all know... what girls? Doesn’t look like he has any pals to me. He went out with folk from his work but never seems to see any friends? It’s always either visiting family or just him and Derek
Shoot me now but I bought the wax melts and sorry they wee sh**e used the mario code as well but nae discountWill await the really awkward photos...
Bet they can hardly move round that flat the amount of stuff they have in it!
Dereks mineSee when he was going on about black orchid being his scent, my god I cringed so hard. "Ask my girls they all know" fuck off mario no one cares that much. And why did he spend 27 quid on a rollerball when he just showed the wee doo dad for making your own portable one? Twice as much as Derek's cheapo savers special! #freederek
Btw I like mario stories so it’s honest opinionShoot me now but I bought the wax melts and sorry they wee sh**e used the mario code as well but nae discount
Why?! Genuine question as I honestly can't see what there is to like about him!Btw I like mario stories so it’s honest opinion
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