Cleaning With Mario

[kikirose]

What kind of utter knob would be starstruck by meeting Mario ffs? Get a fucking life!

So star struck, they're scared to approach him. "Oh no", he says," come say hi", he says.
Yeah, after he ripped the checkout dude in the supermarket a new one? What's the expression: get tae fuck, Mario.

 

[BananaClub]

He goes on a "juurrnnnneehhh" A teeth juurrnnnneehhh, a cleaning juurrnnnneehhh, an eyebrow juurrnnneehhh, a shit overpriced, smelling of shit candle juurrnnnneehhh, a having a stinking dump juurrnnnneehhh.
You name it and St Mario has been on that juurrnnnneehhh

His carpets are the worst. How he had the cheek to have them cleaned they are thread bare as it is!

they look like there is no underlay under the old blankets ..oops meant carpet , and also his skirting boards look like crap they are caked in old paint and all his wires are all on show just hanging there ..like his skinny legs in those tartan trousers !!!!

 

[ka1982]

So his dental journey is just getting his teeth whitened. The way he was going on I thought he was getting a full set of veneers

Exactly this
I’m not gonna lie but a little part of me died when I heard this
How the fuck can someone who has a genuine phobia of the dentist skip hop and jump the whole getting used to the dentist and go straight into cosmetic work done? He said that he has genuine issues with the dentist.
Maybe some people are able to but he was very detailed and dramatic about his fears/phobia. I personally think that a brace would be the best way for him to go. If he has any work done on straightening them knashers after having them whitened his teeth are gonna resemble a fucking zebra

 

[BananaClub]

Oh god here he goes again. Saying people think he's some massive account and is something special and he's a posh party boy etc. I bet nobody has said that. It's just another excuse for him to chat about himself. Made me cringeeeeeee. He's just some thirty something with a basic job living on a council estate who happened to get shouted out loads. At the time it wasn't as well known to have male cleaning Instagram accounts so people flocked like flies on shit. Get over yourself Mario and stop with the grandiose.

He lives in a1 bed council flat (not that there is anything wrong with that) he doesn’t drive doesn’t go on holiday, buys the cheapest of tat to fill his flat ...so he’s right in what he said for once ...y would anybody be envious of him he more to be pitied,would love to know what Hannah from AV really thought when she pulled up outside his tenement block !!!!!!

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

not sure what you are implying here but I think you are verging onto dangerous territory with comments like this.. I've followed him since he had 1k followers and his ego has always been this big, i find him funny and harmless.
Also i've messaged him a few times and I always get a response back, i am a 38 year old woman. he is gay, not a peadophile.

I also think that's an unfair assumption. He probably replied because she's just a child and it's a nice thing to do. He might be an arsehole but I'm sure even he wouldnt just ignore a kid who has taken time out to message him

 

[Pinkloopsy]

This for me was the final straw to an unfollow is this guy for real? He talks about himself constantly and how his massive account helps small business and how he has changed lives. Is he actually for real, while I would never bash someone’s physical appearance the guy himself and his egotistical behaviour is on another level of cringe.

 

[No Time for Bull]

He obviously thinks we will all think he’s loaded because he wears TF, he forgets we know he works in Debs so I bet it’s a drawer full of testers he has. His girls? Yet to see him with anyone bar Derek and his pussy

 

[Jambojambo]

Ive decided mario is really pinkpeonyhome when she gets home from work strips the wig and make up off and gets into her jammys

 

[YouKay]

That blanket/throw was bad. The stitching was soo gappy. Least I know who not to get one from.

 

[Jambojambo]

Is it bad I have a bit of crush on Derek? He’s the real star of the show.

i was just coming here to say the same thing he look's quite fit without his tash

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

What was the rangers strip all about. He craves attention and needs to be in the spotlight. Leave Derek in peace to watch the football and go and clean the skidy from the toilet.

Notice how Derek just did not give a flying fuck about the Rangers top? Absolutely no acknowledgement until Mario was in his face prancing around. It made me feel a bit uncomfortable, you can tell Mario is desperate for attention and Derek is so laid back

Also no way the singing videos are legit. Seriously?! I put them on last night in bed and my husband asked “who the fuck is that”

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

i was just coming here to say the same thing he look's quite fit without his tash

He’s a sweetie isn’t he!

Also genuinely spat a bit of tea out when Mario started showing off eyebrow pencil purchases today. Nothing other than a miracle can save those brows Mario.

 

[Emzykins]

This guy literally makes Mrs Hinch bearable! His whole style is simply a rip off of her, he literally is the Tesco value Mrs Hinch.

 

[Greedy beggy]

Anyone been on today and seen his stories . According to Famous Mario everyone has been worried about him but he wants to reassure all his fans that he is alright ,he just needs a day away from Instagram . Being a famous celebrity must be hard work . What a plonker he is . His nose gets longer everyday with all the shit he talks

 

[Chillinjay123]

Must have been Mario himself!! He is claiming to be unwell .... again.... I think he realised how embarrassing that Asda trip was and is hoping a few days away will reset everyone's memories!!

Nobody is never EVER going to forget that! Not to mention whacking himself with the rhubarb method

 

[MafiaMember]

Mario is the most repulsive specimen of a man. The way he talks to that pussy cat makes me feel sick, no wonder it hates his guts.

 

[Pink4573]

I like that in his stories tonight he let us know he’s always changing his bedding

 

[Pinkloopsy]

I’m repulsed most by all the eating that goes on in that bed!! Cheesecakes, crisps WTF do they not have a lounge or is it too over cluttered with crap!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I would honestly never tire of whacking him with a cricket bat, with a breeze block nailed to it. He makes me furious.
What I don't get is how he grew his account so quickly. I know the Hinch gave him a shout out but he's no different to the other instacleaner clones on there. He's been around about a year or so? I smell bought followers

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

But You were implying he might be a pedophile based on the fact he replied to your daughter and not you? It's really not on. Sounds like a bit of entrapment to me...