Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Freefalling]

Anyone else reckon he’s on the beg for a freebie to get the kitchen wrapped and painted?

Well, if he does get a wee freebie, it's only about 3 base units and 4 cupboards. He's a proper influencer now lol

 

[Doodlebug71]

Tell me you live your life according to tattle without telling me ...so aye monzo we will keep youse oan the right lane hen

 

[Caw1982]

Not with this level of engagement...
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But what about the hundreds of messages?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Sun out usually mean get the washing out. No fae this fat cunt though. He has tae hang the cunt washings in the corner of the bedsit. Smell the wealth damp

I might even…wait for it….do some gardening ma lovelie, I’ll be thinking of mario you the whole time

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

That washing up bowl looks tiny too. But nae mind lovelies, he’s taught us all how to budget spend an extortionate amount of money on shit he doesn’t need

 

[laynelo_]

Then when the party finishes at 6pm he will allow wee Ken ...ah mean Deek tae huv his wicked way wi Barbie Marion oan the shell chair in the boudoir, right next tae the mouldy bit ...oan the wall, no Marion's mouldy mangina.

Naw I’ve just dropped ma tea doon ma pjs laughing at this (#deserved day aff ma luvlies) you nasty troll

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Why are they holding hands in bed? They are the oddest couple I’ve ever seen and I can’t get Zoe Willett off my tiktok FYP so it’s really saying something. IYKYK.

 

[other things online]

It’s the filter that moves every time fur me

 

[Madge2022]

Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the fuck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death Terry fuckwit

Was the candle fragrance bespoke birthday wishes ma lovelie? Ah bet it wisnae an AvaMay wan that's for sure.

 

[#noinfluencer]

Does this fat orangutan own any other clothes? She wears them leggings every day.
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"fat orangutan"

 

[Caw1982]

Do we reckon he treatit himself to some bots for payday at the beginning of the month?

100% it's so obvious with the influx and it only costs a couple of quid. Keep doing that Maz, the more bots you have the more the algorithm will fuck you over

 

[Turmeric123]

Fucking hell what the fuck have I just watched.

Welcome ma lovelie

Can I ask what highlight traumatised you the most for me its no 1: the singing, 2: the blind nikita dug and AM surprise visit to Shartsville

 

[puddleduck]

Mr Lamb is the same ma lovlie. Tells me to get that dickhead off or he’ll throw my phone out the window

Mr Duck would rather listen to Mario than Hinch - factual

 

[AllieBee]

Poor Mario. Does he not realise that nearly all face creams (the day ones anyway) come with SPF? It's not a separate product you thick twat. It's just a moisturiser.

Oh and I've just hung my cunt washings out on the line in my GARDEN today, exiting my house via a set of double doors. Smell that wealth bellend

 

[Babybail93]

I said it when he wet his knickers when she followed him. I wouldn't be boasting about that plastic car crash

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Lovely? The bird is a bigger cunt than him!

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Best believe he will be up on the shelf in Asda just like everyone else on here !! Jealously is ripping oot ye maid Marion

 

[ohdoris]

What language is he speaking cos it’s not English !! Youse instead of use ?!! Marion, get to know Hen

 

[mammaof3]

Mario, the influencer who's not an influencer wants to be on The Hunted.

I am sure they will have plenty of z listers in mind than a wee blind hobbit with a sewer for a mouth.

I thought he had more duvet sets, so why the need to dry it? He could have just washed it and then put it on his cnut airer!

 

[YR80]

Do we reckon he treatit himself to some bots for payday at the beginning of the month?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Is he begging for spf an indication that we are aboot to embark oan foreign holiday jurnee?