Why do people like him (and by that I mean the Hinch Mafia and wannabes) always assume people are just jealous when they have a difference of opinion. I'm not jealous at all mate. I have a house with a front and back door, I've got a gorgeous little boy, a husband that loves me, I take several holidays a year (smell the wealth) and because of my husbands extremely successful job that is his job, we're looking into a relocation to another part of the world (I won't say where. I don't want to compromise my security!) for the pure adventure of living somewhere new.
We're not jealous babes. We're sick of people being handed out freebies who don't deserve it, while the rest of the country struggles, and then complaining about the position they PUT THEMSELVES IN! You wanted to be a famous influencer. You put yourself out there. You weren't just plucked from obscurity. Now you have to take the shit that comes along with it. Or alternatively, close down your Insta and get a real job!
This all day long. Well said.
I'm not saying the following btw hens to be a show off or anything like that but I am saying it in the hope that if Martin/Chicken Little does read here then he can see that every time he says someone is jealous, they fucking aren't. I need that penny to drop for him because I am so sick to death of these 'influencers' thinking they are something or they deserve all the free shit they are handed and trying to justify it because its a joke.
I have a nice life and wouldn't swap mine with his even if you offered me all the money and freebies in the world.
I have a lovely house with a front and back garden - when the sun shines we can have BBQ's and don't have to worry about the junkies coming to fight us for the tin foil we use to cover the burgers for their crackpipes.
My partner has just treated himself to an IX3 - he works hard, more than 30 mins a week so deserved, spine bright Mr Tinkerbell cat.
We go away every month on an overnight stay or a holiday - next holiday is in 2 weeks.
My cat actually has the run of the house, isn't poisoned to death by wax melts, has shit loads of beds and toys including 2 big cat trees.
I have a great social life - real friends and a loving family, not people I've met through insta who rummage in my cupboards and take the piss out of me,
I have a sofa that isn't made from concrete slabs and it doesn't look like I'm in a morgue when I'm lying on it.
I know how to cook so don't have to eat out everynight in boring, beige establishments and call it a treat.
we have a big rainfall shower and a bath so when I use my molton brown shower gel or bubble bath it is actually really relaxing unlike what I can imagine a shower in Mario's pencil case shower would be.
I could go on and on but I won't - nothing about Martin's life is envious. Not one single thing so I would love to know how he thinks people are jealous?
The gifted items don't overly bother me. (Martin doesn't actually get that many compared to others - his tables/coffee table/sofa are all hideous and I wouldn't want them even if I had nothing) - I just wish more insta huns owned it when they are gifted stuff. Stop with the shitty Q&A's as if you are doing us a favour. Stop pretending you paid for it when you didn't. I thought Greedy's Q&A about the kitchen was ridiculous and I'm glad she is getting the backlash. How can you be gifted all this stuff and think its ok?
I feel the tide is turning on these instahuns now, people are sick of their shit. I'm here for it.
Anyway, I veered the fuck out of my lane sorry about that hens - hard to get across what I'm trying to say, i think watching Fat Martin kills my brain cells. xoxoxoxo
edited to add - I don't mean that to sound like material things matter because they don't - its about making memories with the ones we love, doing things we enjoy, being surrounded by good people and martin just hasn't got that. He lives way above his station, likely in debt to his eyeballs to please people he doesn't know on an app he says he doesn't care about. its sad as fuck he just assumes people are jealous. I do feel bad for him at times then remember he is a horrible fat cunt.
clutching my beak at the in the wild photo. Husband asked what I was laughing at and for some reason I thought I was Pam from Gavin and Stacey and replied “It’s all the drama Mick, I just love it”
I’m going back to bed. That’s me done.
I have 2 cats, both over 10 years old I've had them from kittens and they have never had this defensive pose or scared look that Rayn has. I feel so bad for her, I wish someone could rescue her 
