CrapEars
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Derek has a bath in it I reckon.I wonder where he keeps that big fuck off mop bucket
Derek has a bath in it I reckon.I wonder where he keeps that big fuck off mop bucket
If I had a desk job and someone quoted Mario's mafia on the phone I'd be adding a 20% charge for ma trauma. Factual.And in their promo section if you book teeth whitening over the phone and quote "Marios Mafia' you get 20% discount on your treatment - haud me back.
This is what ah think oaf when ah see this, Marion the maw watching his weans opening their presents huving a wee crissmas bucks fizz.I know it's like watching your wean experience Christmas, just sheer joy
I need you toThe chippy wis shut am ragin, wouldn’t get this type of treatment fae castlevechi
It won’t be an easy job to have for sure but there’s no way watching Martin post about wax melts and changing the bedding has inspired you to chuck it all in and work pt as a cleaner. No way. Not buying it. It’s not even like when he’s not at work that he’s away living his best life - he does absolutely zilch to make you think oh wow, I’m jealous, I must have that lifeI get that Social work is an extremely stressful and under resourced job but giving up an actual career to become a cleaner for minimum wage (not slating cleaners here, they do a good job) because saint Marion has inspired them? Nah, that’s too much internet the day.
Could you imagine what it would look like? with her inhospitable womb and his radioactive baby batter.After the “little white company” bag reveal and now this poem I wonder if he’s going on a surrogacy journee. Baked bean rendall as the surrogate so aye relatively and so forth.
He could you'se this wan for his passport photo, nay filter but it was aboot 6 stone ago.To go to the mythical lands of 'abroad' ourantihero must get on a boat or a plane. However, first he needs a passport and those people don't allow his contractual editorially controlled filters on photos. Factual and nae debates.
"I hold your little hands"He's trying to make a point with his ott affection for Derek again
Sorry Maz, we're rooting for him and Domboi to get back together
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