Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

[Manbagzda]

Bespoke xray looking fae brain cells. Nae brain cells but his bespokely ordered to make cooncil cut showed up

 

[Madge2022]

First day of school vibes, proud maw and her wean.

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Deeks new shoes that Marion treatit him to for his birthday. They’re rank. Where did Marion claim to buy them from again? I remember seeing a bag but don’t recall what shop the bag was from. I can’t find them online.

Flannels ah think it was ma lovelie

 

[Madge2022]

There’s a big fat cunt on that vile app, TakTik, called Becki. She started off with “just another little treat” and now she is pushing 30stone and has jaundice.

Marion you fat ripper, you’re heading there hen!

How dare youse share details of ma personal TikTok account here, blocked and reported!!!!!!

PS. Never message this page again!!!!!!

 

[Johnnoijones]

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Hahahaha surely he’s sent this to himself. I can’t cope with this on this new day of dawn hens

I am selling my large detached cottage with a front door and two back doors, selling my cars and I too now want to live the mario lifestyle.

I cannot wait to be able to lie in bed and touch the front door, have a cat litter tray in my kitchen and have one bathroom the size of pencil case

 

[Caw1982]

Can we talk about a 40 year old man modeling his Primark tracksuits for the gram.
Who the fuck is he influencing?

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma lovelies someone posted that screenshot of Marion in the last thread and had to make a bespoke silhouette just to emphasise the bizarreness of his heid. Can you imagine having to get up in the morning and this is you from the side? I'd be rolling back over and never getting out fs

 

[Shrekssister]

Sometimes I click on random threads on here and just read about someone I have no idea about, can you imagine someone doing that with this thread? We’ve got our ain language. Factual, nae debates

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He's such a sad little weirdo to stop his meal, drinks etc.. to show the gram his pictures. He must think no one else has a life...I'm only posting because the adverts are on

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The thought of the two of them, with 2 brain cells between them, squinting at that and trying to work it oot.

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

Poor Deek. Being forced to spend his day watching the stage show of a musical that as recently as last week, he had “never heard or seen of” while Maria sits there doing the face my mum pulls when someone rings the hoose phone during Coronation Street. What a life.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Someone's needing to tear him a new arsehole, he needs taken down a peg or two. He has absolutely no life experience yet here he is asking people to promise him to live life to the max don't make me laugh, as my maw would say does he think our heids button up the back?

Pair of them are like drips looking for a puddle

lol. I’ve visited well over thirty countries, have a house with a front and back door (smell the wealth) have a wonderful husband, gorgeous son, a great job and an active social life. So forgive me if I’m not going to take life advice from someone who can’t even get a train from Scotland to London alone, lives in a depressing little shoe box and is up to his eyeballs in debt

 

[Ferguson]

Happy S A T R U D A Y ma lovelies. Hope you'se are aww well..
In this new dayn of flat head..

 

[Sloppys]

Here comes the 5th Teletubby

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Ffs now shopping again! The white company no less...where does he get the money.

Benefit fraud ma lovlie

 

[chickenfajitas]

I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindig never ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Right so let me get this right he spends money like it’s going out of fashion , multiple candels , stock up on Yankee candle reed defusers. Shower gels from White company …. Moans about the price of kitchen roll and buys radox shower gel

side note pays 1.50 for two kitchen rolls but used to be able to get 3 for a pound in Poundland but the 3 rolls are now 1.75 (but pays 1.50 for 2)

 

[maeve87]

Oor Maz poping out tae B&M in her summer coat for the latest new zoflora scent

 

[peachy-keen]

Look like shite covered in glitter

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Looks all too familiar

 

[Rayne]

Am no taking dental advice aff someone with these teefs. Nae debates oan ma page

 

[AllieBee]

Congratulations oor @Madge2022 & thanks tae oor @Babybail93 for always starting a new thread when it isnae even your joab.

Here's a special wee gift for us all tae celebrate #treatit #deserved #badhairlife.

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Holy fuck that's so bad. Even Kim Jong Un looks better than that