does anyone else read his rants out loud in the hopes it makes more sense?
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I’m sure he had a dig at his family
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Battered jobbies.What on earth are those greasy things in the bowls with the spoon?
Is Marion ready?
If youse canni haunel me at ma worst then youse dinni deserve me at ma best so aye ...
Christ, if that's yer best life you show in that app Marion, no wonder you needed therapy.
Christ, if that's yer best life you show in that app Marion, no wonder you needed therapy.
Eh?! Are we going on a dance journey ma lovelies
Ah hope someone gives Daisy the childline number and nae debates #childcatcher
Marion introducing himself as Marion the blue tick dick.
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Haud oan, is he using the tea towel tae clean his face
This doesn’t even make sense?! Did he use a fork and knife to cut that!! No barber would let anyone leave the shop looking like this I’m so confused!!
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Must huv spent aw the petty cash oan therapy so hud tae cut his ain hair wi the kitchen scissors. Mebbes he huz a wee haircutting stashun in the kitchen next tae the hoat chocolate wan.
Has he even go his hoodie wrang?
Is he ‘DaisyS uncle’ or a ‘Daisy Uncle’
Is he ‘DaisyS uncle’ or a ‘Daisy Uncle’
Hello ma lovelies 
Does he realise it says Daisy Uncle and not Daisy's Uncle?
He's # daisysuncle but that's not what the stupid top says!As for the incoherent rambling, if this is the best version of him, he really should just get off that app! He's clearly still delusional, a lot of narcissism, etc. Put down social media apps and do real work on yourself. And if he's using petty cash to pay for actual therapy, then I reckon they should start paying for Derek too in order that he can get the confidence to tell him where to go.
Ah'm jist hoping he disnae wear his Daisy Duke shorts 🩳
Her fat arse in a pair o them is no fae me
Apologies for this - But does his nose look like a circumcised penis or is it just me ? 
He is a parody account, isn’t he?! He really has to be, this can’t be real 
What’s a Daisy Uncle?
He defo got this made up himself and Daisy is going to be fucked off when the whole of the dance crowd are sniggering at her thick Uncle.
Do the girl a favour and stay home Marion
I got something back saying no one else had complained and they were going to send it to their "influencer team" to see if he fits with their brandMy friendmessaged them and received sweet fa back.
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Same hereMy friendgot a reply to say it had been referred to marketing team for review ! Did your friend use Insta or Twatter to message them ? My friend swears by Twatter DM.
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