Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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Oh god you can just see hip flick his 3 hairs and mouthing it with his crusty lips “because I’m worth it’

He needs to get himself on a turkey journey and get a hair transplant
 
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I’m back on socials and Marion does not disappoint. 3rd bottle ! I use olaplez which is half the size of that I also have long thick hair and it lasts me months and this cunt is on his 3rd bottle wtf
Loosely translated to ‘I’ve never used this shampoo before but I’ve seen someone else mention it and I want everyone to believe that I used it first, and knew about it before everyone else’.

Marion….always the influenced and never the influencer!
 
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The illiterate fucker is at it again “no fucks giving” She’s thick as the mince she boils
 
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What's he on about 'if I ever take up smoking'

He already did? He's an ex smoker. Why make out he's never going to take up smoking when he already did. Make it make sense. Sure he just waffles on for the shits and giggles. He's not real. Donkey.
 
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I’m back on socials and Marion does not disappoint. 3rd bottle ! I use olaplez which is half the size of that I also have long thick hair and it lasts me months and this cunt is on his 3rd bottle wtf
Gate keeping aye right O monzo
 
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Is that fucking pube really glamorising fags?! What planet is he on? I bet him and dickhead are bang into the devils dust of a weekend. Take me back hens! Fucking fruit.
 
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I’m back on socials and Marion does not disappoint. 3rd bottle ! I use olaplez which is half the size of that I also have long thick hair and it lasts me months and this cunt is on his 3rd bottle wtf
Me thinks he's lubing up his wee bobby for a crafty 'waggin it off the app thats not his job wank".
Let's face it all the Mary Jane in the world wouldn't make Derek want to have to deal with that after pushing trollies all day.
 
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Oh I dunno. That inflated sense of self importance is either from banging gear up its nose or being mentally ill.
I put the cause of his grandiose sense of self down to the fact he probably has an IQ of around 20
 
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Is it me, am I the problem ?! What the frig is a song player. ?!!
 
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Mario influenced me….. I’ll get my coat
Aw 's oan this app, yer copying him (even though he's used it for 10 months and never mentioned it before). He really is an influencer and yer aw fans.

Canni wait till he writes his Hinch children's book. I Marion and the Beirut towers. Mebbes @hopethishelpsallthebest kin dae the illustrations fur it.
 
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Using it for that last 10 months, did he not do a post about buying the Monday shampoo less than 10 months ago?
The dimwit stopped using it on the advice of hunners of hairdressers but didna divulge the reason why.
Sept 22 2022

 
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