Fucking helps his soul
Fucking helps his soulMost people plan a holiday 6 months in advance not a tea and coffee station
Their passions are no his passions hen!Most people plan a holiday 6 months in advance not a tea and coffee station
What the actual fook??Well this fucking creased me. She didnae plan a holiday, or a weekend away. She planned this 6 months ago. This. Get a life you bald cunt.
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Mine was when he got the laptop and did a whole Top of the Pops style reelI know it’s now a new year of dawn but can we still reminisce about our fav Mario moments from last year? One of mine was a relatively minor event but still absolutely creases me…..
When he was banging on about how they “don’t do” Valentine’s Day but could not for the life of him actually pronounce it properlyhe tried to say it about 4 times and each time it had its own bespoke pronunciation before he eventually stopped tying.
“Valens….day” “Valentimes day” “Valance….. time day” 🫠I hope we’re treatit to the same shite this year!
The cheapo £200 laptop that lasted all but around a week. The only work he’d do on it was snooping on Tattle and racking up Deeks cairdMine was when he got the laptop and did a whole Top of the Pops style reel
Would you believe he's swiftly deleted that comment!Fallen in the first few hours of 2023.
It was worth it
It was on Bio which is sadly no more.Crying. Remember that show Lorraine Kelly did with them to loose weight? One of the funniest TV moments ever was Audrey sucking her battered sausage with no teeth in after the weigh in fumimg as she'd lost no weight. It makes me so so sad I can't find the series anywhere.
Well fur starters it shud be tea, coffee, sugar, in that order and nae debates. Take another couple of months longer next time Marion hen and get tae ken!!! Are those wooden things at the top stamps? Surely no just (bad) decorations, although when wid ye require a bespoke tea stamp.Mop kicking intae the new year with the first moronic post. What actually goes intae ‘the planning’ of having your coffee and tea oan your worktop - did he make a laptop spreadsheet about it? Stupid fat shit.
What an embarrassment to the planet.
You've made mine and my hubby's 2023. We've just been pissing ourselvesIt was on Bio which is sadly no more.
Ah hope this wee clip ah fun oan the small business ah like tae call YouTube brings ye comfurt, tonsa luv
Hadn't seen this one afore, clutching ma beak ...
Ah remember them oan Jeremy Kyle when Aud left them, it's ma mission today tae find it, Christ ah huv less oaf a life than Marion
Noo is Marion big Phil or Aud?
Well fur starters it shud be tea, coffee, sugar, in that order and nae debates. Take another couple of months longer next time Marion hen and get tae ken!!! Are those wooden things at the top stamps? Surely no just (bad) decorations, although when wid ye require a bespoke tea stamp.
Needs a bespoke joabby in the backgroundMarion sat planning how to take his hot chocolate cannisters out of his cake stand, and then putting his tea, coffee and sugar canninsters in. So aye. Honestly, I don't know how he comes up with these things. And he did it so quickly too ma lovelies, 6 months.
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