Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Thread title suggestion: Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Waiting patiently for a @hopethishelpsallthebest masterpiece featuring his travel handbag that should have been burned at dawn. Nae debates.

Deek shopping with his mam, I mean financer. Featuring his wee purse and doop scarf, in the shade toop. So aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This was one hunner percent the best Marion highlight of 2022. Nae debates oan ma post or you'll be deleted and blocked, so aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Beak FIRMLY clutched hen


@hopethishelpsallthebest PLEASE work your magic wae this hen! I’d pay a fuckin fortune tae see Marion as a Nikita dug

With his wee Primark size 6 loafers on.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Whoever called the DWP aboot ma pips, klarna oan yer arses, I, Mario shall rise. Youse will never break me and so forth. I'm now playing the blind card and shart card, so aye!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Youse aw so right ma lovelie @Doodlebug71 I made mine 10 months ago the nooo, its my 3rd one. So aye.

A close up of the wee photo shoot. Its getting reframed and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Off we go, on a wee working from hame journey, I cannae wait.

Marion's expectations

Marion's reality and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oh no hens, oor wee Marion, took a tumble in his new shoes while wearing his peach tracksuit in the shade "uncooked sausage" not ma quote. So aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Go oan @hopethishelpsallthebest a wee cruella de Marion for us please

Couldnae settle on a face. So aye.

 

[Caw1982]

Fallen in the first few hours of 2023.
It was worth it

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion and Deek spotted the day.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Happy New Year from dumb & dumber.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

His peach trackie wull look byootiful next tae them when he goes fur a shite in the cludgie #desina #influcer #OGsince2018

Pure gorgeous hen

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Would you lovelies buy perfume off this fat slut?

 

[Rayne]

Cleaning with Mario #90 He’s lost all his pics but he’s still a massive prick

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Ma lovelies last night I went tae the cinema to see the new Whitney filum and so forth. Nae spoilers but during the end credits Higher Love plays….. I had to reframe myself (no ma quote) from throwing some tattie hearts, mop kicking the chair in front of me and shouting SING IT HEN.

So aye…..

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Absolutely beautiful, would rather them in the colour toop, but we move.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ah heard the midwife who delivered him is still getting counselling.

I heard he was so fat, that wee Sadies pelvis snapped and she broke her back and so forth. Relatively also. So aye. Let's reflect back and the birth of I, Marion.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I took the fucker down today, the air was blue, baubles flying everywhere and Mr S nearly broke his back putting the fucking thing in the loft….then you need to clean like fuck, why Mario “enjoys” that I’ll never know. Tedious lovelies, bloody tedious

I put the stuff up, but Mr Best takes it all down. I lay in bed pretending I can't hear the ladders or the dragging of furniture. I then swan downstairs (pretending I've not been on tattle for 2 hours) and I say aww I was asleep, you should have woke me. This has been going on about 5 years. He's starting to cotton on, so next year I'll be faking illness a few days before. He needs to stay in his ain lane.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marry me Kenny, ma wee fucking hero!