Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Stoves for dinner the night = washing covered in shite in the washing for 5 o’clock the next morning, so aye💎
 
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Oooo shes got her wine tonight. Things will be getting lairy in shaggers den. Deek will be in for a beating whilst that fat witch wobbles around sweating cobs in what appears to be a bleeping elephant costume.
 
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Didn’t him and Deek both get gifted actual Oodies / Snuggys a couple of years ago? Never to be seen since?
He 100% did, I remember them. Probably got rid because for the first time in his life he was ahead of the curve and now they are more fashionable he has jumped on them again.
 
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Hello ma loveleis, ave been having a wee comma as ave been so busy but ave just caught up this evening. Ave even got masel a new bespoke avatar pic. So aye ma loveleis, I hope youse are aw well. 😘
 
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Morning ma lovlies it is like winter wonderland in the south of England . Bet ooooor Marion will be spitting feathers. We all know he has been trying to manifest snow so he he get pure
Cosy which is what he does everyday anyway
 
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Galloping oot ma lane to say I refuse to believe Mario is a real person 😭 surely no one is this illiterate, contradictive and just downright hilarious?! Surely it's a joke to see how far people will go when they're on social media with a 'following' 😅
Also ... northern lass here what is a stovie? Is it like a lobby? Back in ma lane I go 💎
 
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Why's he started banging on about 'make it count'

Bastart wishes his life away constantly whilst sat sweating stovies out his greasy pores in his awful stinking flat (not house)
 
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Morning ma lovlies it is like winter wonderland in the south of England . Bet ooooor Marion will be spitting feathers. We all know he has been trying to manifest snow so he he get pure
Cosy which is what he does everyday anyway
It's snowed here in the North, and it's so cold l can't get the feckin bin lid open because it's froze shut 😒 Hopefully he'll have it so he has to trudge to work in it

Go and see his latest story about the washing machine! 🤭
 
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